Well, he is above and beyond most humans. And he has super-human powers. Maybe he's an Ori ground soldier, long since abandonned on Earth to carry out a secret mission. We know that he can give and take life like a prior, so...
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erm......ok............*smile and nod, smile and nod*Joseph Mallozzi -"In the meantime, I'm into season 5 of OZ (where the show takes an unfortunate hairpin turn into "the not so wonderful world of fantasy")"
^^^ Kinda sounds like seasons 9 and 10 of SG-1 to me. Thor, ya got Aspirin?
AGateFan has officially Gone Fishin (with Jack, Sam, Daniel, Teal'c) and is hoping Atlantis does not take that same hairpin turn.
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Chuck Norris isn't an Ori. He roundhouse kicked a few humans into a new plane of existence and they became Ori.
That being said... this is pretty random and has nothing to do with the show.
"You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea." - Jack Handy
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Originally posted by LaCroixAh. But Chuck Norris is former Air Force, he just might help out in those pesky rules and regs areas.Joseph Mallozzi -"In the meantime, I'm into season 5 of OZ (where the show takes an unfortunate hairpin turn into "the not so wonderful world of fantasy")"
^^^ Kinda sounds like seasons 9 and 10 of SG-1 to me. Thor, ya got Aspirin?
AGateFan has officially Gone Fishin (with Jack, Sam, Daniel, Teal'c) and is hoping Atlantis does not take that same hairpin turn.
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Originally posted by Lt. Colonel Ryu GaiaWell, he is above and beyond most humans. And he has super-human powers. Maybe he's an Ori ground soldier, long since abandonned on Earth to carry out a secret mission. We know that he can give and take life like a prior, so...
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There are entire web sites with hilarious Random facts about Chuck Norris. There is also a site with facts about Vin Diesel and Mr. T which i cant seem to be able to find right now.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Best Stargate quote:
Sheppard: (yells to McKay) Canadian football is a joke! Celine Dion is overrated! Zelenka is smarter than you are!
Green is your friend.
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Originally posted by freyr's motherThere are entire web sites with hilarious Random facts about Chuck Norris. There is also a site with facts about Vin Diesel and Mr. T which i cant seem to be able to find right now.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/Joseph Mallozzi -"In the meantime, I'm into season 5 of OZ (where the show takes an unfortunate hairpin turn into "the not so wonderful world of fantasy")"
^^^ Kinda sounds like seasons 9 and 10 of SG-1 to me. Thor, ya got Aspirin?
AGateFan has officially Gone Fishin (with Jack, Sam, Daniel, Teal'c) and is hoping Atlantis does not take that same hairpin turn.
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Originally posted by Agent_DarkChuck Norris sucksI'm a girl! A girly girly girl!
Okay, you got me. I can't accept change. This message may look like it was typed on a computer and posted on the internet, but it is actually cave drawings delivered by smoke signals.
Naquada Enhanced Chastity Belts -SG1 edition. On sale now! Heck, I'll give them away
Daniel Jackson Appreciation and Discussion -because he's more than pretty
http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=89
Daniel Jackson: The Beacon of Hope and The Man Who Opened the Stargate
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