Favorite Sheppard quotes!

[Yanks4Life23519]

Dex: Ah! I think they're loosening.
Sheppard: Take it easy Chewie. You're gonna cut your damn hands off.

Dex: I was beginning to think you were afraid to fight.
[Sheppard smiles]
Sheppard: No, I'm just naturally lazy but I will if I have to. And its starting to look like we have to.

Sheppard: Maybe there's something wrong an MRI wouldn't pick up, if you know what I mean.
McKay: I'm not crazy. I just have another consciousness in my brain.
Sheppard: So he just looks crazy.

Zelenka: OK. Firing.
[It's activated and the beam goes through the mice. The mice disappear]
Zelenka: Alright. Lifesigns holding steady. Now, rematerialisation initiated.
[When the beam ends, the mice are lying dead and incinerated]
Sheppard: Now I'm no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color.

[AutumnDream]

"Right now I'm thinking about a nice, turkey sandwich."

Don't forget the famed, "I prefer Steve."

I liked it in Home when he said, "Now someone is gonna tell me what the hell is goin' on here!"

...just the way he said it. XD

[AGateFan]

SHEPPARD (casually): Okie dokie. I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich.

[GateByte]

One of my season 2 favs:

NEERA: And the clowns?

SHEPPARD: “The clowns”? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too -- entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagons. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in!

[berenikee]

Zelenka: OK. Firing.
[It's activated and the beam goes through the mice. The mice disappear]
Zelenka: Alright. Lifesigns holding steady. Now, rematerialisation initiated.
[When the beam ends, the mice are lying dead and incinerated]
Sheppard: Now I'm no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color.

This is my favorite Sheppard quote, and the way he said it...

[Bragi]

One of my season 2 favs:

NEERA: And the clowns?

SHEPPARD: “The clowns”? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too -- entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagons. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in!

Damn it... someone beat me to my favorite!

[jumper13]

Okay, you guys took a lot of the best lines ;-) Although, I really enjoyed the banter between the Wraith and Sheppard in "The Defiant One":

Sheppard: "This is Major John Sheppard, that's my ship you're messing with - I'd like it back"
Wraith: "This ship is Atlantian"
Sheppard: "Yes, it is"
Wraith: "The Atlantians were on the verge of defeat"
Sheppard: "Well, you weren't around for the end of the war, your side lost"
Wraith: "Impossible!"
Sheppard: "It's true. You're the last of your kind"

[Major Melton]

I know it's already been said but my fav line is

Sheppard: "Now i'm thinking of a nice turkey sandwich" (looks around)
Ford: "Worth a try"

[Yanks4Life23519]

Weir: We wouldnt be having this problem if the damn Alpha Site that we picked hadnt been marked by the Wraith.
Sheppard: They're a real pain in the ass, arent they?
Weir: Yes, they are.
Sheppard: How about M4H-212?
Bates: Crawling with Genii spies.
Sheppard: You know that for a fact Sgt? Or is your spidey sense just tingling?


Sheppard: Well, if there were any more Wraith, they would have attacked us by now.
Zelenka: Really?
Sheppard: If it makes you feel better.



Beckett: But you're right, the transformation was into a creature closer to the Eratus bug then to a Human and I know how much you...
Sheppard: Hate those bugs?


Beckett: But the wound on your arm healed unnaturally fast.
Sheppard: If there was a wound.
Beckett: There had to be! Otherwise, I dont see how you got infected in the first place.
Sheppard: She was spitting an awful lot.


Weir: You're gonna be fine.
Sheppard: Wow! That's dead mans talk.


Zelenka: Do prdele, to je na hovno tohle to. Kdo to vymyslel, že budeme pod vodou, tentokrát...? it screwed up this. Whose idea was this, we'll be under water, this time?
Sheppard: I think my Czech's getting better, 'cause I know what you mean.

[Lone Wolf]

"You can name it later"

And here`s one that`s gotta be famous by now:

"Rodney..."

[StarDreamer]

One of my season 2 favs:

NEERA: And the clowns?

SHEPPARD: “The clowns”? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too -- entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagons. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in!

love that one too!

Neera: "The Wraith will not allow us to escape."
Sheppard: "Yeah, well, I try not to let them tell me what I can and can't do."
Neera: "You do not fear them?"
Sheppard: "The Wraith? Naah. Now clowns - that's another story. Scare the crap out of me."

[Red Tigress]

Sheppard: "McKay will come up with something."
McKay: "I will try, but despite what you all may thing, I am not Superman."
Sheppard: "Was anyone seriously thinking that?"

Sheppard: "Well, leave it to convicts to know the best way to tie people up."

Weir: "How are you?"
Sheppard: "Oh, I'm mutating into a bug. How are you?"

[AutumnDream]

Oh, a couple from Allies. *Spoiler warning* and all:

"I've got a weakness for external weaknesses."

So stupid, I laughed so hard at it. XD Gotta love him.

"Boom! One Hive Ship Dewraithified!"


From The Hive:

SHEPPARD: D'you have anything sharp – knife, hairpin, anything that'd puncture the skin on these walls?

NEERA: No.

SHEPPARD: It's just that everyone in my last cell had one, so ...

[freyr's mother]

Weir: You destroyed 3/4 of a solar system!
McKay: Well 5/7 it's not an exact science


McKay: Hey, MALP on a stick, it only tells ya so much.


McKay: And you told them that was impossible given their living in a virtual enviornment.
Sheppard: No rodney, the fact slipped my mind.
McKay: I would think you'd try to...
Sheppard: Of course, i tried.

McKay to Ford: You cant kill an upside down unarmed man!

McKay: Awww, did ya see that, you don't know what that is, it could be their laundry.
Ronon: It's good.
McKay:Yes, and when you're done with their food, why don't you try their beds.....wait, how good is it?
Sheppard: Knock it off goldilocks.

Sheppard:How many of those have you got?
Dex: How many do you need?
Sheppard: You must spend one helluva time going through airports.

[nicholas]

love these quotes.. *lol*