Favorite Sheppard quotes!

[Yanks4Life23519]

Dex: Ah! I think they're loosening.
Sheppard: Take it easy Chewie. You're gonna cut your damn hands off.

Dex: I was beginning to think you were afraid to fight.
[Sheppard smiles]
Sheppard: No, I'm just naturally lazy but I will if I have to. And its starting to look like we have to.

Sheppard: Maybe there's something wrong an MRI wouldn't pick up, if you know what I mean.
McKay: I'm not crazy. I just have another consciousness in my brain.
Sheppard: So he just looks crazy.

Zelenka: OK. Firing.
[It's activated and the beam goes through the mice. The mice disappear]
Zelenka: Alright. Lifesigns holding steady. Now, rematerialisation initiated.
[When the beam ends, the mice are lying dead and incinerated]
Sheppard: Now I'm no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color.

[AutumnDream]

"Right now I'm thinking about a nice, turkey sandwich."

Don't forget the famed, "I prefer Steve."

I liked it in Home when he said, "Now someone is gonna tell me what the hell is goin' on here!"

...just the way he said it. XD

[AGateFan]

SHEPPARD (casually): Okie dokie. I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich.

[GateByte]

One of my season 2 favs:

NEERA: And the clowns?

SHEPPARD: “The clowns”? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too -- entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagons. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in!

[berenikee]

Zelenka: OK. Firing.
[It's activated and the beam goes through the mice. The mice disappear]
Zelenka: Alright. Lifesigns holding steady. Now, rematerialisation initiated.
[When the beam ends, the mice are lying dead and incinerated]
Sheppard: Now I'm no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color.

This is my favorite Sheppard quote, and the way he said it...

[Bragi]

One of my season 2 favs:

NEERA: And the clowns?

SHEPPARD: “The clowns”? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too -- entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagons. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in!

Damn it... someone beat me to my favorite!

[jumper13]

Okay, you guys took a lot of the best lines ;-) Although, I really enjoyed the banter between the Wraith and Sheppard in "The Defiant One":

Sheppard: "This is Major John Sheppard, that's my ship you're messing with - I'd like it back"
Wraith: "This ship is Atlantian"
Sheppard: "Yes, it is"
Wraith: "The Atlantians were on the verge of defeat"
Sheppard: "Well, you weren't around for the end of the war, your side lost"
Wraith: "Impossible!"
Sheppard: "It's true. You're the last of your kind"

[Major Melton]

I know it's already been said but my fav line is

Sheppard: "Now i'm thinking of a nice turkey sandwich" (looks around)
Ford: "Worth a try"

[Yanks4Life23519]

Weir: We wouldnt be having this problem if the damn Alpha Site that we picked hadnt been marked by the Wraith.
Sheppard: They're a real pain in the ass, arent they?
Weir: Yes, they are.
Sheppard: How about M4H-212?
Bates: Crawling with Genii spies.
Sheppard: You know that for a fact Sgt? Or is your spidey sense just tingling?


Sheppard: Well, if there were any more Wraith, they would have attacked us by now.
Zelenka: Really?
Sheppard: If it makes you feel better.



Beckett: But you're right, the transformation was into a creature closer to the Eratus bug then to a Human and I know how much you...
Sheppard: Hate those bugs?


Beckett: But the wound on your arm healed unnaturally fast.
Sheppard: If there was a wound.
Beckett: There had to be! Otherwise, I dont see how you got infected in the first place.
Sheppard: She was spitting an awful lot.


Weir: You're gonna be fine.
Sheppard: Wow! That's dead mans talk.


Zelenka: Do prdele, to je na hovno tohle to. Kdo to vymyslel, že budeme pod vodou, tentokrát...? it screwed up this. Whose idea was this, we'll be under water, this time?
Sheppard: I think my Czech's getting better, 'cause I know what you mean.

[Lone Wolf]

"You can name it later"

And here`s one that`s gotta be famous by now:

"Rodney..."

[StarDreamer]

One of my season 2 favs:

NEERA: And the clowns?

SHEPPARD: “The clowns”? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too -- entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagons. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in!

love that one too!

Neera: "The Wraith will not allow us to escape."
Sheppard: "Yeah, well, I try not to let them tell me what I can and can't do."
Neera: "You do not fear them?"
Sheppard: "The Wraith? Naah. Now clowns - that's another story. Scare the crap out of me."

[Red Tigress]

Sheppard: "McKay will come up with something."
McKay: "I will try, but despite what you all may thing, I am not Superman."
Sheppard: "Was anyone seriously thinking that?"

Sheppard: "Well, leave it to convicts to know the best way to tie people up."

Weir: "How are you?"
Sheppard: "Oh, I'm mutating into a bug. How are you?"

[AutumnDream]

Oh, a couple from Allies. *Spoiler warning* and all:

"I've got a weakness for external weaknesses."

So stupid, I laughed so hard at it. XD Gotta love him.

"Boom! One Hive Ship Dewraithified!"


From The Hive:

SHEPPARD: D'you have anything sharp – knife, hairpin, anything that'd puncture the skin on these walls?

NEERA: No.

SHEPPARD: It's just that everyone in my last cell had one, so ...

[freyr's mother]

Weir: You destroyed 3/4 of a solar system!
McKay: Well 5/7 it's not an exact science


McKay: Hey, MALP on a stick, it only tells ya so much.


McKay: And you told them that was impossible given their living in a virtual enviornment.
Sheppard: No rodney, the fact slipped my mind.
McKay: I would think you'd try to...
Sheppard: Of course, i tried.

McKay to Ford: You cant kill an upside down unarmed man!

McKay: Awww, did ya see that, you don't know what that is, it could be their laundry.
Ronon: It's good.
McKay:Yes, and when you're done with their food, why don't you try their beds.....wait, how good is it?
Sheppard: Knock it off goldilocks.

Sheppard:How many of those have you got?
Dex: How many do you need?
Sheppard: You must spend one helluva time going through airports.

[nicholas]

love these quotes.. *lol*

[Bragi]

Ford: Gateship 1, ready to go.
Sheppard: Gateship 1? A little puddle jumper like this?
Ford: It's a ship, it goes through the 'gate. Gateship 1.
Sheppard: No, no, no, that's all wrong.
Ford: Dr. McKay thought it was cool.
Sheppard: Oh, okay. Well, it's official. You don't get to name anything. Ever. Flight, this is... Puddle Jumper. We're go to launch.
McKay: This is Flight. I thought we were going with Gateship?
Sheppard: Negative, Flight.
McKay: Standby. It's a ship that goes through the 'gate... and... Fine. Puddle Jumper, you are clear for launch.

[merlin's sister]

love that one too!

Neera: "The Wraith will not allow us to escape."
Sheppard: "Yeah, well, I try not to let them tell me what I can and can't do."
Neera: "You do not fear them?"
Sheppard: "The Wraith? Naah. Now clowns - that's another story. Scare the crap out of me."

So with him on the clowns!

Nice collection everyone.

[Yanks4Life23519]

from The Tower...


Lord Protector: Your friends...they are concerned about you.
Sheppard: Well, um, to be perfectly honest, I'm a little concerned about me too. I mean, um, I'm a prisoner, right?


Sheppard: We got the drones, we got a few Jumpers; I even got the girl.
Weir: You got the girl?!
Sheppard: Well, I mean I 'could' have got the girl. I turned her down.
[Elizabeth smiles.]
Weir: What did you offer them in return for the drones and the Jumpers?
Sheppard: A supply of medicines and an IDC if they need to reach us. We also offered to help `em come up with a new way of running things when the time comes.
Weir: They didn't offer you King?!
[John looks at her.]
Sheppard: I turned that down too!

[SGRanger06]

"If we play the waiting game, the guy that's been around for 10,000 years is gonna win" -Season 1, The Defiant One

[Cynicat]

Sheppard: Did I mention how much I like ferris wheels?

Sheppard: Without inertial dampening, we'd be hit by so many g's, our eyes would pop, our skin would pull away from our faces, our brains would squish up to the back our skulls, and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs. What about that sandwich?

Sheppard: Like "dinosaurs turned into birds" theoretically or "theory of relativity" theoretically?

Sheppard: Hi, folks. I hope I didn't crash-land on anybody.

Sheppard: This is what I do when I have problems with my laptop, I turn it off and then I... turn it on again.
Weir: I think this is a little bit more complicated than that.
Sheppard: I'm just saying that if we're taking a page from the John Sheppard book of computer repair, we're really desperate.

Spoiler from "Epiphany"

Spoiler:

Sheppard: This is Sheppard. I appreciate you can't hear me, but I don't have a volleyball to talk to, so what the hell.