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Heh, I've always liked "GRRRR! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" Along with that whole bit..
Sheppard: "Y’know, we’ve been having these conversations for a couple of weeks now, and I don’t even know your name. You guys do have names, right? Let me guess...Steve?" Wraith: "I am your death. That is all you need to know." Sheppard: "I prefer Steve."
A rather obscure line from 'The Message', in which the Fed is talking to a mail clerk about the whereabouts of a dead body...
Fed - "Malcom Reynolds... hmmm, where do you suppose he's off to?"
Clerk - "He... uh... he captains a Firefly, you should be able to catch him if you leave now..."
Fed - "...Are you telling me to leave?"
Clerk - "Wha- ...no, no I didn't do tha-..." Fed - *Laughs* Relax! You've been great! And I was just bluffing about that stuff about 'arresting' you, I mean who needs that kind of paper work, Skunk light him on fire."
...Well, that and my personal favorite Kaylee line:
Kaylee - "ain't nothin' touched my nethers for a year that weren't battery run"
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Jayne - Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun? Kaylee - Shepherd Book said they was men who just reached the edge of space, saw a vasty nothingness, and went bibbledy over it. Jayne - Oh, hell, i've been to the edge. Just looked like... more space. - Serenity
Too difficult to pick just one when practically everything is quotable.
Mal: “Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.” (Our Mrs. Reynolds)
Serenity
Spoiler:
“Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket.”
Practically everything Jayne says…. though "What ya'll order a dead guy for?" is classic.
I didn’t catch this one until I saw Serenity the second time
Spoiler:
My muscular buttocks it's forty! (when they’re arguing with Fanty and Mingo about their cut)
Book: “If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.” (Our Mrs. Reynolds)
Simon: (to Jayne) “My God, you're like a trained ape! Without the training.” (Jaynestown)
“This must be what going mad feels like.” (Jaynestown when he can’t get over the fact that Jayne has a statue….and then later a song. I love his facial expression when he sees the statue.)
Mal - "Mercy is the mark of a great man"
*stab*
Mal - "Ok, maybe I'm just a good man"
*stab*
Mal - "Well, I'm alright"
and
Warrick - "You didn't have to wound that man"
Mal - "I know, it was just, funny"
Sheppard: "Y’know, we’ve been having these conversations for a couple of weeks now, and I don’t even know your name. You guys do have names, right? Let me guess...Steve?" Wraith: "I am your death. That is all you need to know." Sheppard: "I prefer Steve."
It's so hard to pick, because the series and movie were both so well written. one of my favourites though would have to be from River: "I swallowed a bug".
The look on her face! Classic!
This is like trying to pick something from The Princess Bride...
"Lady, you are my kind of stupid." (Heart of Gold)
"I am semi-muscular man. I can handle it." (War Stories)
"This is something that the Captain has to handle on his own."
"No, it isn't." (War Stories)
"Any friend of Inara's is a business-like acquaintance of mine" (Heart of Gold)
"I think they captured his essence"
"He looks kinda angry"
"That's what I mean" (Jaynestown)
"I'd forgotten - you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now."
"Yes; I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."
(War Stories)
"My food is problematic" (The Message)
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"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"
Jayne: Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command.
Mal: The wheel never stops turning, Badger.
Badger: Only matters to the people on the rim.
Mal: I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that'll stop Kaylee from being so cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
Wash: Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower. Somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross.
JANICE: Dr. Bob, you've given this hospital a bad name. DR BOB: You're right. Fred is a terrible name for a hospital. I'll give it a better name. How 'bout Eunice?
Cute! I swear, River gets all the best lines! She's good -- not my favourite character, but I don't think I can pick a favourite Firefly character! They're all too well written and well acted!
Theres just show many, I liked the bit in the trailer for Serenity.
Mal "You wanna run this ship?"
Jayne "Yes."
Mal "well...you can't." The cinema burst out laughing at that.
I also liked "I swallowed a bug" from the film. Jayne has some of the best lines, the "I'm be in my bunk," lines are funny and so is "What ya'll order a dead guy for...."
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