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    Stupid questions, stupid answers

    does this exist already? search functions are for squares.

    If not, ask a stupid question, receive a stupid answer.

    It's fun for the whole family! Except it isn't. :|

    what kind of filters does this ****ing site have, dammit?
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    If a turtle loses its' shell, is it homeless or naked?

    If a tree falls in the woods and lands on a mime, does anyone care?

    Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

    If a mango has three arms, why does a balloon need life insurance?

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      #3
      Do you walk to school or do you take a lunch?

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        #4
        Why do good things happen to bad people ?
        If a tree falls to the ground and no one is around does it make a sound?
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          #5
          Why are things sent by ship, called cargo... and things sent by car, are called a shipment???
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            #6
            What happens when you play a blank tape at full volume next to a mime?

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              #7
              um... i've always played this p1 asks stupid question, p2 gives random responce then asks a stupid question, ect.......

              he starts break dancing

              what is the square root of penguin?
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                #8
                Originally posted by Seastallion
                Why are things sent by ship, called cargo... and things sent by car, are called a shipment???
                Why do you drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

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                  #9
                  cus the world is really skrewedup

                  Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road
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                  so hard i fell backwards in my chair and hit my head....*Now has big bump on head*
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                    #10
                    it was being chased by the colonel whathisface ((the one from KFC))

                    if roses are red and voilets are blue, what is the circumfrence of moo?
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                      #11
                      Why isn't a square more round?

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                        #12
                        ^ cus its eges stick out
                        I found MGs site...this is what happend....I laughed
                        so hard i fell backwards in my chair and hit my head....*Now has big bump on head*
                        But it was worth it ....*Bows before the almighty MG*


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                          #13
                          Here's another one: It's cargo when it's moved by ship. It's a shipment when moved by truck. What's up with that?

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                            #14
                            One skrewedup world.....thats What's up with that!!!
                            I found MGs site...this is what happend....I laughed
                            so hard i fell backwards in my chair and hit my head....*Now has big bump on head*
                            But it was worth it ....*Bows before the almighty MG*


                            Rotating Sig courtesy of Abydos
                            Thanks to SmallTimePerson for the Atlantis Gaurdians Pic
                            GW My home away from home....
                            My Goal in life....Become King of games

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                              #15
                              how long is a piece of string?

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