Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

[pisces27]

I love Walter!

To Peter over the phone: "Hello, Peter. This is me...your father....Walter Bishop."

"There was something important... oh yes! I've decided on the pancakes. Blueberry!"

"Excellent. Let's make some LSD."

Walter: "They said I could ride in back with the body. Can I?"
Peter: "Of course. Stay out of the medications, though. Please.

[LtColCarter]

Don't forget to post your favorite Walterisms!

[Madwelshboy]

From the pilot:

"The only thing better than a cow is a human! Unless you need milk. Then you really need a cow."

"Excellent! Let's make some LSD!"

[LtColCarter]

from the pilot:

"the only thing better than a cow is a human! Unless you need milk. Then you really need a cow."

"excellent! Let's make some lsd!"

roflmao!!!

[CrazyKewl]

It's funny how Walter always gets Astrid's name wrong. The funniest was when he called her ostrich.

[LtColCarter]

It's funny how Walter always gets Astrid's name wrong. The funniest was when he called her ostrich.

I noticed him saying it wrong in the last episode...

[CrazyKewl]

I noticed him saying it wrong in the last episode...

I know. He called her Astro. Here's a list of names Walter has called Astrid.
Asterisk
Astro
Asteroid
Astringent
Astral
Aspirin
Asterix
Astricks
Ostrich

Next week, he'll probably call her Ashtray.

[LtColCarter]

I know. He called her Astro. Here's a list of names Walter has called Astrid.
Asterisk
Astro
Asteroid
Astringent
Astral
Aspirin
Asterix
Astricks
Ostrich

Next week, he'll probably call her Ashtray.

[LtColCarter]

Peter: You brought your own sweetener?

Walter: Don't be ridiculous. My medication.

Peter: You're not on any medication, Walter.

Walter: Of course I am. I've been making it myself in the lab.

Peter: Oh, I wish you were joking.

[rosey_angel]

Walter: astral-
Astrid: Astrid!
Walter: -projection

Walter: It's a shame I don't have a lab. I'd like to examine him.
Peter: You do have a lab, Walter. Your lab at Harvard.
Walter: Yes. I do, don't I?

[LtColCarter]

Walter: astral-
Astrid: Astrid!
Walter: -projection

Walter: It's a shame I don't have a lab. I'd like to examine him.
Peter: You do have a lab, Walter. Your lab at Harvard.
Walter: Yes. I do, don't I?

[rosey_angel]

that's one of my faves. the look walter gives her is like, why are you interrupting me?

[LtColCarter]

WALTER: They have this horrible ... pudding here. Butterscotch pudding on Mondays, it's dreadful.

OLIVIA: It's Thursday.

WALTER: Oh!? Fantastic news.

[Huaracocha]

"Don't be such a prude Peter, I'm sure Agent Dunham knows what a penis looks like"

[LtColCarter]

"Don't be such a prude Peter, I'm sure Agent Dunham knows what a penis looks like"