pantsgate sg-1

[Greesha]

i've seen this done with star wars, but (correct me if i am wrong), i don't think it's been done with sg-1. basically, just take a random sg-1 quote, and replace one word with pants. example:

“This isn't just about Lt. Tyler.” ~Simmons
“Someone else’s pants don’t exist?” ~Daniel

“Uh, where's Tyler’s pants?” ~Jack

(From "The Fifth Man")

anyone else?

[Larry The Chevron Guy]

I am Thor. Surpreme commander of the Asgard Pants.

[ShadowMaat]

O'Neill: I ask you. What could possibly be in my pants that would explain this?

Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to pants you.

[Nolamom]

Carter: "Lately I get this weird feeling when I'm near pants."
Jack: "Hey, who doesn't?"

[Odens återkomst]

Episode: FRAGILE BALANCE (703)

O'NEILL: "Hey! We just saved your flat little white asses from the pants. This is the thanks we get?"

....

LOKI: "I was stripped of my pants after I was caught performing unsanctioned experiments on humans."

...

LOKI: "I merely had the courage to do what was necessary to advance our pants technology."

...

LOKI: "I do not regret my actions. I am trying to save my pants."

...

YOUNG O'NEILL: "Well, easy to see why they kicked you out of the pants club."

...

THOR: "A marker was placed in your pants to prevent any attempts at pants manipulation."

...

hehe

[Madeleine]

Daniel: "I have no pants"

[Asgard-VA]

Apophis (just after waking up): "Jaffa, pants!"

[Red_Rabbit]

Daniel: She's Hathor, the goddess of fertility, inebriety, and pants.
Jack O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?

Daniel: This is the Hall of Pants?
Gairwyn: You were expecting something different?
Daniel: Well, uh-huh. Maybe pants

Jack O'Neill: So Merrin, I understand you're a pants expert.
Merrin: Yes.
Jack O'Neill: How old are you?
Merrin: I am eleven. How old are you?
Jack O'Neill: So... Merrin, I understand you're a pants expert. .

Aris Boch: Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound.
Daniel Jackson: I'm an archaeologist.
Aris Boch: I know, but you're also a doctor...
Daniel Jackson: ...Of pants.

[petzke_42]

Jack: In the middle of my pants!

(the time loopy episode, its late, dont want to think of the name...)

[KokiriChild]

"Solitudes"
O'Neill: It's my pants, I swear!

[jmoore032000]

Sam: What was the last time you slept?
Daniel: I don't know
Sam: It doesn't help when the base goes on alert every two hours
Daniel: Ho it's not that, it's just that, my mind races and I can't stop thinking of my pants, where they are and what they've become

[jmoore032000]

Hammond: These people or aliens, whatever you want to call them, came through killed four of my people and kidnapped another using advanced pants
Jack: Pants Sir
Samuels: We can't figure out how they operate
Hammond: Seen one before I take it
Jack: yes Sir, but there were no creatures like this on Abydos, those people were human, they were from earth, Ra brought them there thousands of years ago
Hammond: I know all about that, but your report said this Ra was some kind of alien that lived inside a human body
Jack: Yes his pants glowed that was our first clue
Hammond: are you sure he's dead colonel
Jack: yes unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blown up in his face, positive, why?
Hammond: colonel, these people, whatever they are, were guarding another man who retreated back through the stargate, I got a good look at his pants colonel they glowed

[Matt G]

Sam: Colonel Maybourne you are pants every day of the week - why can't you just take a day off!

[Anubis]

Jack : I hope you like pants sir, I find it a refreshing substitue for . . . food


(The Lost City, Pt. 1)

[Greesha]

stargate (movie)

Daniel: I'm never gonna get pants.