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Greesha
May 23rd, 2004, 05:56 PM
i've seen this done with star wars, but (correct me if i am wrong), i don't think it's been done with sg-1. basically, just take a random sg-1 quote, and replace one word with pants. example:

“This isn't just about Lt. Tyler.” ~Simmons
“Someone else’s pants don’t exist?” ~Daniel

“Uh, where's Tyler’s pants?” ~Jack

(From "The Fifth Man")

anyone else?

Larry The Chevron Guy
May 23rd, 2004, 05:58 PM
I am Thor. Surpreme commander of the Asgard Pants.

ShadowMaat
May 23rd, 2004, 06:07 PM
O'Neill: I ask you. What could possibly be in my pants that would explain this?

Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to pants you.

Nolamom
May 23rd, 2004, 06:12 PM
Carter: "Lately I get this weird feeling when I'm near pants."
Jack: "Hey, who doesn't?"

Odens återkomst
May 23rd, 2004, 07:31 PM
Episode: FRAGILE BALANCE (703)

O'NEILL: "Hey! We just saved your flat little white asses from the pants. This is the thanks we get?"

....

LOKI: "I was stripped of my pants after I was caught performing unsanctioned experiments on humans."

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LOKI: "I merely had the courage to do what was necessary to advance our pants technology."

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LOKI: "I do not regret my actions. I am trying to save my pants."

...

YOUNG O'NEILL: "Well, easy to see why they kicked you out of the pants club."

...

THOR: "A marker was placed in your pants to prevent any attempts at pants manipulation."

...

hehe

Madeleine
May 23rd, 2004, 09:56 PM
Daniel: "I have no pants"

Asgard-VA
May 23rd, 2004, 10:11 PM
Apophis (just after waking up): "Jaffa, pants!"

Red_Rabbit
May 23rd, 2004, 11:56 PM
Daniel: She's Hathor, the goddess of fertility, inebriety, and pants.
Jack O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?

Daniel: This is the Hall of Pants?
Gairwyn: You were expecting something different?
Daniel: Well, uh-huh. Maybe pants

Jack O'Neill: So Merrin, I understand you're a pants expert.
Merrin: Yes.
Jack O'Neill: How old are you?
Merrin: I am eleven. How old are you?
Jack O'Neill: So... Merrin, I understand you're a pants expert. .

Aris Boch: Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound.
Daniel Jackson: I'm an archaeologist.
Aris Boch: I know, but you're also a doctor...
Daniel Jackson: ...Of pants.

petzke_42
May 24th, 2004, 01:27 AM
Jack: In the middle of my pants!

(the time loopy episode, its late, dont want to think of the name...)

KokiriChild
May 24th, 2004, 02:14 AM
"Solitudes"
O'Neill: It's my pants, I swear!

jmoore032000
May 24th, 2004, 06:09 AM
Sam: What was the last time you slept?
Daniel: I don't know
Sam: It doesn't help when the base goes on alert every two hours
Daniel: Ho it's not that, it's just that, my mind races and I can't stop thinking of my pants, where they are and what they've become

jmoore032000
May 24th, 2004, 06:38 AM
Hammond: These people or aliens, whatever you want to call them, came through killed four of my people and kidnapped another using advanced pants
Jack: Pants Sir
Samuels: We can't figure out how they operate
Hammond: Seen one before I take it
Jack: yes Sir, but there were no creatures like this on Abydos, those people were human, they were from earth, Ra brought them there thousands of years ago
Hammond: I know all about that, but your report said this Ra was some kind of alien that lived inside a human body
Jack: Yes his pants glowed that was our first clue
Hammond: are you sure he's dead colonel
Jack: yes unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blown up in his face, positive, why?
Hammond: colonel, these people, whatever they are, were guarding another man who retreated back through the stargate, I got a good look at his pants colonel they glowed

Matt G
May 24th, 2004, 07:47 AM
Sam: Colonel Maybourne you are pants every day of the week - why can't you just take a day off!

Anubis
May 24th, 2004, 07:52 AM
Jack : I hope you like pants sir, I find it a refreshing substitue for . . . food


(The Lost City, Pt. 1)

Greesha
May 24th, 2004, 08:43 AM
stargate (movie)

Daniel: I'm never gonna get pants.

Larry The Chevron Guy
May 24th, 2004, 09:53 AM
Daniel: Pants.
Chaka: Shhhakaaaa!
Daniel: No, Paaaaants.
Chaka: Shhakaaaaa!

iwannabeLexa
May 24th, 2004, 10:00 AM
From Season One's "The Enemy Within"

Jack O'Neill: Listen. Um, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.
Major Kawalsky: We're friends.
Jack O'Neill: If you don't make it... can I have your pants?

Feli
May 24th, 2004, 10:03 AM
O'Neill: I ask you. What could possibly be in my pants that would explain this?
ROFLMAO! Oh god, now I have this image in my head of Frasier shining her tiny penlight into his pants, trying to figure out what's wrong with him...

Priceless, thank you!

Bagpuss
May 24th, 2004, 10:22 AM
Sam to Jack during episode Enemies(?) "Welcome To MY Pants"....Maybe not such a good example! Ugh! :o

Jack to Sam:"He's looking a lttle P#####".
Sam to Jack:"We did just destroy his Pants"(Enemies ep)

Crazedwraith
May 24th, 2004, 11:07 AM
Daniel (Poltics): Yes, we'll just upload a virius into his pants.

Message in a bottle:
Teal'c Undomesticated underwear could not remove me.
Jack: It's Wild Pants Teal'c.

Apepi
May 24th, 2004, 11:20 AM
The Fellger and Cummes piece is so funny,a really good episode i must say,well brought up.

Sparki101
May 24th, 2004, 11:58 AM
Daniel: "Well, if it wasn't for Sha're I probably..." He cuts himself off, thinking of Sha're. "She was the complete opposite of everyone else. She practically fell on the floor laughing every time I tried to do some chore they all took for granted. Like, um, grinding yafetta pants. I mean, have you ever tried to grind your own pants?"
Jack: I'm trying to quit the whole pants thing

O'Neill, to Daniel and handing him some big pants: "You're late. Put these on."
Daniel: "It doesn't look like my prescription."

Daniel, looking at his pants and thinking of something: "Do you think these things need to be fed?"

Teal'c: "The Goa'uld visit here regularly. It is one of their favorite places to harvest hosts for Goa'uld absorption."
Daniel: "You know, I wish you wouldn't say 'harvest.' We're talking about human beings not...pants."

Daniel: "Teal'c, are you ok?"
Teal'c: "Why?"
Daniel: "Well, for starters you've lost your infant pants."
Teal'c: "I still feel its presence."
Daniel: "Really? That must be like continuing to feel a limb after it's lost."

Carter: "This is beautiful."
O'Neill: "But where there's a garden, there's snakes."
Daniel: "And pants." He sneezes. "Way too many pants."

Shyla, getting excited: "You know of the pants?"
Daniel: "Yeah, I've...I've used one before. Couple of times too many if you ask me."

Burke: Thanks buddy. Is that, that pants that made that guy do that thing?
Daniel: Yeah, it's okay, it's off now.
Jack: Good, that's good.
Lee: Yeah, at least we think it's off. It's not smelling any more so.
Daniel: Smelling thing really gives it away so if it's not smelling any more it shouldn't be on any more.
Lee: Do you want to hold it?
Daniel: Nope.

Teal'c: "We believe it to be a teleportation device."
Rothman: "Are you serious?"
Daniel: "That's good, Robert, be skeptical."
Hammond: "We were hoping your archaeological expertise would help provide insight into where he may have been sent."
Rothman: "It's a pair of pants!"
Daniel: "Not that skeptical."

Daniel: "Drop your pants!"

McKAY: By magical fairy beings. (To server) Is there lemon on the pants?

SERVER: It's lemon pants.

McKAY: So it is. I'm mortally allergic to pants. One drop of them and I could die. I'll have what ever that is. (To Sam) I have to be very careful.

O'Neill: "Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with pants."

O'Neill: "Apparently Kennedy's pants are selective."

O'Neill: "Keep the pants on. I'll be back."

O'Neill, after Janet's left: "Napoleonic pants monger."

O'Neill: "Let's go home." They start to leave. "Daniel?"
Daniel: "Yeah?"
O'Neill: "Pants."

SGSlugger
May 24th, 2004, 12:19 PM
Teal'c: Undomestacted pants will not remove me.

O'neill: Alright Daniel, figure out the Point of Pants.

iwannabeLexa
May 24th, 2004, 01:54 PM
From Stargate the Movie

Jack O'Neill: I wouldn't feed that thing..
Daniel Jackson: It's got Pants.. it's domesticated!

Teal'c
May 24th, 2004, 03:28 PM
McKay: "Nothing can stop the destruction I bring upon you!" Then the pants shut down. "Oops, sorry, nevermind!"

Jack: In fact, the Tok'ra are starting to annoy me in general.
Sam: Sir?
Jack: Don't get me wrong Carter, your dad's great, I love him like a brother. It's just every time they show up, it seems like there's all kinds of...
*Anise comes through the gate*
Daniel: Yup, looks like pants to me.

Jack: Well apparently I've lost the pants to speak properly.

Chevron Guy: It's SG-1.
Hammond: Open the pants.

:D

stargate barbie
May 24th, 2004, 04:11 PM
yeah, pants, ya betcha.

i would prefer not to consume bovine pants at any temperature.

i talk to my pants, okay? (carter, season 2, one false step)

Greesha
May 24th, 2004, 05:04 PM
i talk to my pants, okay? (carter, season 2, one false step)

:D

“Have you completely lost your pants?” ~Hammond (“The Torment of Tantalus”)

stargate barbie
May 24th, 2004, 05:14 PM
"I'm an Air Force officer, just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive pants are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle."

stargate barbie
May 24th, 2004, 05:16 PM
o'neill and carter in scorched earth:
O'neill: "you wanna talk me outta pants?"
Carter: "Yes Sir"

stargate barbie
May 24th, 2004, 05:19 PM
Beneath the surface:
O'neill: " i dreamt about pants....naked"

Window of opportunity
"you're resigning? what for?"
"so i can do pants!"

crossroads
o'neill (re: teal'c and shaun'ac)
"i'm thinkin' they got pants"

stargate barbie
May 24th, 2004, 05:23 PM
upgrades:
"pants? steaks? whats the difference?"

the other side
carter: "i happen to agree with pants, daniel"

full circle
daniel: "you took my pants?"
jonas: "well its not like you were using them"

taupecat
May 24th, 2004, 07:30 PM
Daniel: What happens when you dial your own phone number?
Hammond: You get pants.
-- Solitudes

Jack: Look, last time things just popped into my pants.
Daniel: 'Pants' is head.
Jack: Now, you see, I have no idea what you're talkin' about.
-- The Lost City 1

Asgard-VA
May 24th, 2004, 10:10 PM
From "The Fifth Race"
Hammond: "Colonel, what are you doing?"
O'Neill: "I don't know, sir. You know me and pants."

Sparki101
May 25th, 2004, 02:42 AM
O'Neill: "We came here in pants, and we intend to go in one... pants"

Hammond: "Can these pants be removed?"
Fraiser: "Not without causing irreparable brain damage, Sir."

Jack: "Would be like pants on a windshield."

Jack: "I do appreciate that you were the one that came to see if I was ok. That…that means something."
Daniel: "Ah, actually, no it doesn’t."
Jack: "Huh?"
Daniel: "Um, we, uh, we drew pants.... (pauses)... I lost."

Teal'c: "Appearances may be deceiving."
Jack: "One man's ceiling is another man's floor."
Daniel: "A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell."
Jack: "Never run with pants?"

Jack: "Alright, if you're going to go ahead with it, I want to make sure you get one thing right. It's 'O'Neill' with two 'pant's' There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one 'pants'--he has no sense of humor at all."

Teal'c: "If I am to remain in this body, I must shave my pants."
Jack: "You're making a joke, right?"
Teal'c: "I am not joking."
Jack: "Teal'c, you will not shave my pants!!!"

For all you shippy people;
Sam (to Jack): "Sir, if you don't mind, your pants are getting all over my lab."

Crazedwraith
May 25th, 2004, 03:18 AM
Teal'c: I have brought you new pants, with gretaer range and firepower.

Coombs: Oh come we're dead felger we might as well be wearing red pants!!

Felger: I know where i'm going I've studied goa'uld mothership pants!

Anubis: (TLCPtII) The pants of the ancients belong to me!

Happy Fun Ball
May 25th, 2004, 05:03 AM
DANIEL: "This is...different."
O'NEILL: "Daniel...you're on."
Native men (chanting): "Pants...Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants!..."

KENDRA: It is true.
DANIEL: Then help us.
CARTER: Help us to find our pants.

DANIEL: The Pants.
KENDRA: Yes, this is where I came out.

Carter: "You remember what happened the last time the gat's power supply was overloaded."
Daniel: "It...jumped tot he second gate in the Antarctic."
O'Neill: "Yeah, thanks for the pants."

O'Neill: "You tell me the punishment for losing pants."

O'Neill: "Oh, sure. Let's just put out an APB for a huge, honkin' two-story pair of pants with 39 little pictures all nicely engraved on it."

Daniel: "Ladies and gentlemen, I think this is Thor's pants."

O'Neill: Oh look! He's got pants with him!!

Sparki101
May 25th, 2004, 05:23 AM
Jack – “OWW!!! God! Ow!”
Sam – “Colonel? Sorry, Sir, it's just so dark,”
Jack – “Oh, Carter. It's all right. I like your pants.”

Jack – “We've been in worse pants than this,”
Teal’c – “Not to my knowledge.”
Jack – “Thanks Teal'c.”

Fro’tak - Fro'tak of the high Cliffs,”
Jack – “Jack of the windy pants,”

Sam – “Good thing you remembered the pants deflection capability is directly proportional to the amount of kinetic energy directed at it.”

Jack – “Carter, there are pants on that planet. Big, huge, ugly, honking pants!!”

Jack – “Pack your pants spray, Kids.”

Reigar: "Let us talk about your pants in the woods."
O'Neill: "I have no pants. In the woods or otherwise."

Sicarius
May 26th, 2004, 02:59 AM
A few from Shades of Grey...

We never should have saved their technologically-superior pants.

They just gave you pants as a reward for saving them from the Goa’uld?

Dare I ask how many other pants you’ve stolen?

I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his pants and sort of raised his eyebrow…

You are no longer under Colonel O'Neill's pants, is that understood?

Great. Let me know what kind of wacky alien pants you find in there.

Come to retrieve your vastly superior pants?

nugglebugget
May 26th, 2004, 04:44 AM
" Dead Man's Switch" Aris Boch:[after O'Neill throws knife]..".You must be thinking of the Goa'uld personal defense pants that allow slower moving objects to pass through"

"Fail Safe"
O'Neill: "Carter,....Ican see my pants!

Sparki101
May 26th, 2004, 05:47 AM
Come to retrieve your vastly superior pants?

ROTFLMAO

Good one!

Sparki

Revet
May 26th, 2004, 08:19 AM
Jack: Thats right. Just when you think you're not in pants anymore turns out you are.

(2001)

KokiriChild
May 26th, 2004, 08:23 AM
"Ascencion"

Hammond: Colnol, There's a red phone in my office that only takes calls from one man. Now the last I checked he was the boss of your pants, or do I need to remind you?

Anubis
May 26th, 2004, 08:34 AM
Hehehe. The Ascension one is actually quite humourous

iwannabeLexa
May 26th, 2004, 11:34 AM
Jack: Look, last time things just popped into my pants.
-- The Lost City 1

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT! he he he

LMAO!!

Happy Fun Ball
May 26th, 2004, 11:39 AM
O'Neill: "Pants? What is that?"

iwannabeLexa
May 26th, 2004, 11:55 AM
Jack: We will cross those pants when we come to it
Bra'tak: We cannot. The pants are too heavily gaurded.

Greesha
May 26th, 2004, 11:55 AM
“Maybe next time, you'll just wait and see.” ~Jack
“And blow my last chance of ever wearing pants?” ~Jacob (“Enemies”)

“Well, Sir, when three members of your best team voice concerns about their imaginary pants, it does tend to raise some eyebrows.” ~Simmons (“The Fifth Man”)

iwannabeLexa
May 26th, 2004, 02:01 PM
Jack: (to a dieing Apophis) That is between you and your pants.... Oh wait, you are your pants!

Nolamom
May 26th, 2004, 02:34 PM
I'm enjoying their style. Shoot first, send pants later. It works. (Jack)

You wouldn't believe the things that you can make from the common simple items lying around your planet... Which reminds me, you're going to need new pants. (Orlin)

We take risks, but we don't hand out pants, and we don't leave our people behind. (Jack)

A tall man cannot hide in the short pants. (Oma Desala)

Nmom

petzke_42
May 26th, 2004, 03:43 PM
"Pants..." Teal'c, from just about every episode

KokiriChild
May 26th, 2004, 03:52 PM
A tall man cannot hide in the short pants. (Oma Desala)

Nmom
I believe I have just found my new sig ^_^

"Pants, kree!" (might've been said before)

O'Neill: "Big Honkin' Space Pants"

Greesha
May 27th, 2004, 05:00 PM
“This tastes like pants.” ~Daniel (“The First Commandment”)

Hostile
May 28th, 2004, 04:54 AM
Probably been done, but screw it.

Daniel: I'm... i'm pants now.

from Abyss ;)

taupecat
July 14th, 2004, 08:10 AM
Hey guys, we have a whole new ep to work with! Just remember your spoiler space.......







Jack: Teal'c, what's with the pants?
-- New Order

Nolamom
July 14th, 2004, 08:24 AM
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"Repeat after me. I, insert pants..." (New Order, Pt.2)

Ugly Pig
July 14th, 2004, 08:28 AM
Maternal Instinct
Monk: "You do have your own pants of which to rid yourself.

Heroes
Jack: "I hope shots of my pants serve you well".

Anthro Girl
July 14th, 2004, 09:04 AM
O'Neill: "Big Honkin' Space Pants"
ROFLMAO!! :D

Probably already been submitted, but it's one of my faves:

Urgo: I wanna live, I wanna experience the universe and I wanna eat pants!
O'Neill: Who doesn't?
-Urgo (Episode 3.16)

uknesvuinng
July 14th, 2004, 12:32 PM
Narim: Um... it may sound ridiculous, but I have no idea what to do with these items. Oh... well, our pants adjust automatically to our body temperature. They don't... come with accoutrements. (Enigma)

Thor: It was your stupid pants. (Small Victories)

"Borrowed" from Crazedwraith's sig...

Felger: What would Colonel O'Neill do if he were here?
Coombs: You want me to pants you?(The Other Guys)

the adventurer
July 14th, 2004, 12:36 PM
"I remember something about...pants? Te'lek, what's with the Pants?" - New Order Part 2

aAnubiSs
July 14th, 2004, 12:42 PM
Te'lek? That's a spelling I've never seen before :)

sueKay
July 14th, 2004, 12:43 PM
Dunno if someone's done this one already.

O'Neill - Mmmmm...pants

aAnubiSs
July 14th, 2004, 12:46 PM
Thor forgot to take in the need for refridgination, so we thought we'd start with the pants.

taupecat
July 14th, 2004, 01:55 PM
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Daniel: ... the last one is Lord Pants.
Weir: Pants?
Daniel: Don't. Every joke, every pun, done to death. Seriously.
-- New Order Pt. 1

RibbonDevice
November 26th, 2004, 06:33 AM
Sam Carter: How do you keep from getting killed?
Aris Boch: It takes pants
Jack O'Neill: So... how do you keep from getting killed?

Jack O'Neill: How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my pants

Captain Kyle Rogers: You are all pants until 1400 hours.
Jack O'Neill: Would that be Daylight Savings or Standard?

Daniel: That's interesting. I wonder if everyone's coming from some pants event.
Jack O'Neill: Why does it always have to be a pants thing with you?
Maybe they're coming from a swap meet.

Jack O'Neill: It's true Michael. We came to Earth to hide among your pants
a long, long time ago.
Daniel: From a galaxy far, far away.

Sam Carter: It took us fifteen years and three pants to MacGyver a
way to power the gate.

Jack O'Neill: This is the infamous pants torture.
or
Jack O'Neill: This is the infamous tuna pants.

hehe. there's my pants...i mean input. i'm going to pants...i mean bed now. i have to get up early in the pants ...DAMNIT! i mean morning.

night.

Darkstar
November 26th, 2004, 06:36 AM
Teal'c: did i not say your pants would not work o'neill

"window of opportunity"

SGFlutegirl
November 26th, 2004, 07:20 AM
"For crying out pants!"

"Holy pants!"

Darkstar
November 26th, 2004, 09:06 AM
Hammond: pants you all very much, and welcom to this facility. :cool:

couchpotatergater
November 26th, 2004, 11:18 AM
O'Neill "Hot..."

Frasier "Yes, I know, we're trying to keep your pants down. The muon radiation affected your hypothalamus"

'Crystal Skull' :D

1138
November 26th, 2004, 09:37 PM
O'Neill: "He put that damn memory device on me. And then he gave me pants that reminded me of the 70s." (The Devil You Know)

Carter: "Pants cause[s] sterility." (2001)

Thor: "Orilla is rich in neutronium, which is a key element in Asgard pants. It is also essential for the creation of human-form pants." (New Order)

Zamboni
November 26th, 2004, 10:37 PM
Jack O'Neill: Excuse me, but I distinctly remember you saying we're not going to make it. Looks like we made it.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: So?
Jack O'Neill: So, maybe next time you could reserve your pants.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: And miss the last opportunity I might ever have at being naked?

- Enemies

Teal'c: My pants will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.

- ???

Sam Carter: I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my pants are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Jack O'Neill: Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.
Sam Carter: Well, Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy pants during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you... or are we going to have to arm wrestle?

- Children of the Gods

Dotus5
November 26th, 2004, 10:50 PM
Jack grabs the pants off the table, walks down to the open wormhole, and tosses them in.

Hammond "Now what?"
Jack "Now we wait"

Tech "Incomming Wormhole"
They all run to the gateroom to see a label land on the ramp. Jack walks up and picks it up. He reads it, snickers to himself, and hands it to Hammond.

Hammond looks at the label and it reads
Thanks, please send more


Children of the Gods

Revet
November 27th, 2004, 06:01 AM
Hammond: There's nothing wrong with a little prudence when it comes to dealing with alien pants.

Carter: The fact is sir, we didn't realise we were disobeying pants untill we were actually wearing them...

Daniel: It's like the pants are affecting our ability to make rational decisions

(Upgrades)

Shifu: I taught him that the evil in my pants was too powerful to resist.

Daniel: Relax Jack theres no chance of residual radiation, its quick and clean, like cutting your enemy's pants out with a scalpel.

(Absolute Power)

Thats all for now folks

Lunar
November 27th, 2004, 06:14 AM
May have been already said but:
From WoO:
Jack: Because I care about pants... a lot more than I'm supposed to...

Shades of Grey(?):
Jack: With absolutely no due respect sir, that's just plain pants.

COTG:
Jack: I can help these pants!
Teal'c: Many men have said that...

s7 and 8
Chimera:
Jack: It is pants-worthy.

Affinity:
Carter: Pete gave me this. (She hands O'Neill a pair of pants).
O'Neill: Y'know, people normally wear these...
Carter: I haven't said yes yet.
O'Neill: And yet you haven't said pants...

michelleb
November 27th, 2004, 06:34 AM
Daniel 'Yep, these are the Jack O'Neill pants I'll miss the most'

Teal'c 'Are you conducting some kind of medical experiment, O'Neill?'
Jack 'Hey, those pants are still good!'

Jack (to Daniel) That's it, no more pants for you!

(Why are mine sounding slashy?)

SeaBee
November 27th, 2004, 07:07 AM
Teal'c: "This does not seem wise."
Jack: "I said it was pants, not wise."

NightGloom
November 27th, 2004, 10:18 AM
"Pants will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up."

"We can only hope that this is the last pants to fall."

samisjacksgal
November 27th, 2004, 10:21 AM
teal'c: "undomesticated pants could not remove me"

lionel_pendergast_rocks
November 27th, 2004, 12:26 PM
URGO: I want to live. I want to experience the universe and I want to eat pants!

O'NEILL: Who doesn't?

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O'NEILL :Ah, well you know my friend, Teal'c. I missed him at the celebration. He's coming into town. I brought him pants...

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WALTER DAVIS: Incoming Pants!

sueKay
November 27th, 2004, 12:33 PM
Jack: C'mon Teal'c...you gotta dance...you gotta keep your feet moving and...keep your pants bent.
Teal'c: I believe you are referring to your pants O'Neill.

.:Lemon:.
November 27th, 2004, 03:04 PM
Sorry if these have been done before:

Sam: It's theoretically possible
Jack: It's against regulations
Sam: I'm talking pants sir

Nick Ballard: Now we must wait for the giant pants

Teal'c: My pants are immaterial to this conversation

Jack: I just woke up, haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my pants and made a... mini... me

lionel_pendergast_rocks
November 27th, 2004, 07:38 PM
JACKSON: Im an archeologist... I look for pants.
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JACK: Remind me to pants daniel the next time he gets an urge to help someone.
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JACKSON: Jack, what're you doing?

O'NEILL (gesturing down to the patch): Pants.

CARTER: What?

O'NEILL (looking across at her): Pants.

JACKSON (gesturing to the patch): This?

O'NEILL: Pants.

JACKSON: That is Pants?

O'NEILL: You can stop ... that. And don't ask me what it means -- I don't know.

Gatetrixer
November 27th, 2004, 11:50 PM
Jack:We're gonna need pants.


Brata'c: Has Hammond of Pants fallen in battle?

Queen_Bee
November 28th, 2004, 12:11 AM
O'NEILL: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them

TEAL'C: I shall attempt to translate one O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus
guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's PANTS drips.

lurve Bee

sueKay
November 29th, 2004, 02:03 AM
Sam: You're probably not feeling the effects yet but...
Jack indicates for her to stop talking
Sam: You're...pants sir.

Jack: Unless you've brough pants that's close enough.

Jack: How about light pants????

blueiris
November 29th, 2004, 07:34 AM
From WoO.

Jack: I know what it's like.
Malakai: You can't.
Jack: I lost my pants! I know!

sueKay
November 29th, 2004, 10:06 AM
It's a pants hole sir...Things tend to get sucked in.

blueiris
November 29th, 2004, 10:12 AM
It's a pants hole sir...Things tend to get sucked in.


Oh my!!!

sueKay
November 29th, 2004, 10:56 AM
Unless they've redecorated the gate room...I don't think we're in pants anymore. - solitudes

Pants? It means...go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in posession of one's pants, three pants short of a happy meal WACKO! - Window of Opportunity

I don't mind that you're a woman...I like woman...I just have a little problem with pants. - Children of the Gods

Well spank me pants...lets book! - Full Circle

Hello vern...Hows the pants? - Window of opportunity.

I remember...I remember getting my head sucked my one of those dang ancient head-suckers and...something about pants??

Wow! Got pants! both from New Order

Jillybiehn
November 29th, 2004, 11:33 AM
Unnatural Selection--Carter: "Sir...we can't call the ship 'Panterprise.'"

Tangent--Jacob: "What'd you say?'
Daniel: "I told them I was the great and powerful Pants."

The Fifth Man--Jack: "You know why the Gould want Earth? Minnesota. It's the pants..."

Upgrades--Hammond: "Jack...get the he** out of my pants!"

Bane--Teal'c: "Indeed. How else would she be able to pants herself, Dr. Jackson?"

gatelover12
November 29th, 2004, 11:39 AM
tin man-



(tin carter) Right down to the pants on our (flesh carter) SHHH!

(tin o'neal) you think you know what i've been thru? (points to pants) (flesh o'neal) ouch!

(tin o'neal) we'll bury our pants and don't think about sending a bomb to make sure!
wormhole XTREAME!-



(the actor based on O'neal) So this isn't a real [pair of] pants? How can this not be a real [pair of] pants?


(just a thought if the stargate was pants)- (chevron dude) it's pants-1 sir. (hammond) open the zipper!

sueKay
November 29th, 2004, 12:28 PM
Walter
Pants one encoded
Pants two encoded
Pants three encoded
Pants four encoded
Pants five encoded
Pants six encoded
Pants seven locked!

eye of botox
November 29th, 2004, 01:56 PM
O'NEILL: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them

TEAL'C: I shall attempt to translate one O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus
guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's PANTS drips.

lurve Bee


Seriously, I laughed out loud and people stared. Brilliant!!

sueKay
November 29th, 2004, 03:21 PM
Teal'c: That is incorrect Daniel Jackson
Jack: The term 'pants' means to give up...not surrender.

ShadowMaat
November 29th, 2004, 03:46 PM
McKay: I am deathly allergic to pants.

If only.... :D



Hmmm... wonder if that's Martin Wood's excuse for shorts in November...

NightGloom
November 29th, 2004, 08:10 PM
Don't know if these have been done...

Jack: And my name's Jack it means... what's in the pants...

Jack: This is the infamous pants torture.

Jack: Teal'c, look scary and take pants.

eye of botox
November 29th, 2004, 09:08 PM
When Colonel Maybourne and yourself were stranded off world, Major Carter felt a similar sense of frustration. She despaired at the thought of never seeing pants again.

~Teal'c "grace"

Queen_Bee
November 30th, 2004, 01:41 AM
Seriously, I laughed out loud and people stared. Brilliant!!


hehe- thanks- i thought it was pretty classy :D

sueKay
November 30th, 2004, 04:31 AM
SG1: Row row row your pants gently up the stream...

Watery alien: Perhaps one day you find what fate pants.

Bra'tac: We will cross those pants when we come to them.

blueiris
November 30th, 2004, 04:49 AM
*sorry if I'm repeating any. I tried to remember but....


JACK: "Narim, would you get your head out of your pants!"



JACK: "If it wasn't for SG1, you would be sitting there with pants in your head instead of your head up your pants!"



JACK: "I'm tellin' ya, it's gotta be pants."
TEAL'C: "Trust in pants, O'Neill."

trinity1013
November 30th, 2004, 05:28 AM
"Divide and Conquer":

Jack: Look, there's so many reasons why this is wrong... weird ... wrong ... did I mention wrong?

Freya: Is it because I share my pants with Anise?


"Entity":

"Entity": I am within. You are O'Neill.

Jack: Yeah, we've established that.

"Entity": This one has pants of you.

michelleb
November 30th, 2004, 05:36 AM
Nicholas Ballard 'Now we wait'
Jack 'For what?'
Nicholas ballard 'For the giant pants...'

michelleb
November 30th, 2004, 05:36 AM
sam 'we kicked their pants, Sir'
jack 'They have pants?'

sueKay
November 30th, 2004, 06:05 AM
Jack: They were pants sir...big ugly pants

blueiris
November 30th, 2004, 07:46 AM
O'Neill: Does it say pants anywhere on my uniform?


Carter: You didn't think the Colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the pants, did you?

blueiris
November 30th, 2004, 08:01 AM
O'Neill: I think I cracked a rib, too.
Carter: Why didn't you say something?
O'Neill: I was afraid you'd try to put pants on it.


Hammond: You know that's my pants, don't you?
O'Neill: You should get that window fixed.

sueKay
November 30th, 2004, 08:22 AM
Jack: So help me if I come out singing pants.

Jillybiehn
November 30th, 2004, 09:01 AM
Hammond: Is this something I should be worried about?
O'Neill: Well, sir, all pants on the base are in grave danger...

NightGloom
November 30th, 2004, 06:12 PM
Sam: Where's Daniel?
Jack: Oh, Ernest is showing him a new toy.
Sam: Really? What?
Jack: Some fancy pants that may be the key to our existence or something like that.

lionel_pendergast_rocks
November 30th, 2004, 09:55 PM
FELGER: I've got pants with me!
O'NEILL: Oh, look everybody, he's got PANTS with him!
---------------------------------------------------
CAMULUS: We are political dignitaries. How dare you prevent us from leaving.
WEIR: Sending pants here to attack us is an act of war. And a foolish one at that, given what our pants are capable of.
OSHU: My Lord did not order such pants.
DANIEL: Then undo it. Tell the System Lords to call the pants back.
AMATERASU: The decision they have made is one of desperation, forced upon them by your unwillingness to help. Persuading them to change pants could only be done in person.

.:Lemon:.
December 1st, 2004, 08:59 AM
Sam: How do you keep from getting killed?
Aris Boch: It takes pants

Jack: Hey, Rigar. You know that "we come in pants" business? Bite me

Daniel: Their whole world is in flames - and we're offering them pants

Jack: It's always suicide-mission this, save-the-planet that. No one ever stops by just to say 'pants' anymore

Jack: 'Au revoir'... it's French for 'pants'

sueKay
December 1st, 2004, 09:10 AM
Window of Opportunity

Jack: Hello George
Hammond: Colonel? What are you doing out of pants?
Jack: Handing you my pants
Sam: What for?
Jack: So I can do this

Jack then grabs Sam and kisses and dips her. Hammond stands over them in shock...still holding Jack's pants.

blueiris
December 1st, 2004, 09:57 AM
Mini Jack: Hey, I realize it doesn't actually say pants anywhere on my uniform but it should!



Loki: Your pants are similiar to our original pants thousands of years ago.

Greesha
December 1st, 2004, 04:49 PM
From SG-1:

"New Order"
O'Neill: Teal'c, what's with the pants?

"Zero Hour"
O'Neill: Ball, you should know, of course I dare mock your pants.

"Avatar"
O'Neill: I always thought a pants-safe system was supposed to be somewhat safe from pants.

"Affinity"
Teal'c: There are aspects of my pants which I am not at liberty to divulge.


From Atlantis:

"Rising"

Beckett: I think I feel something. It could be pants related.

O'Neill: That was a waste of a perfectly good pair of pants.

Sheppard: Well, I guess it's just you and me. And his pants.

Sheppard: I don't need pants. :D

RibbonDevice
December 13th, 2004, 04:46 AM
General Vidrine: How does she fly, son?
Teal'c: The vehicle performed within expected parameters.
Jack O'Neill: Woohoo... Sorry Sir. I couldn't help but get caught up in
Teal'c's pants.

gatelover12
December 13th, 2004, 11:09 AM
O'neil:We may I say agian may have two pants at our disposil.

Larry The Chevron Guy
July 27th, 2005, 08:11 PM
Shepherd: "Two pants, ten pants...I'll check the pants later."

That's a quote from "Stargate: "Pantlantis"

yasureubetcha
July 28th, 2005, 01:09 AM
Fifth: "They won't pants me, she promised!"

"This planet's surface appears to be covered with Replicator pants..."

MedusA
July 28th, 2005, 05:04 AM
Hermiod: Oh Pants indeed

Hathor: You! With the pants of marble

Hammond: God Pants Colonel

Hammond: I have my pants too, the only difference is, I follow them

Sam: You blow up one sun and people expect you to walk on water ... oh, next, parting the red pants

Sam: Thankyou sir
Jack: For what?
Sam: Pants
Jack: Think nothing of it, I got plenty of that

Kerri Johnston: Well now that you're here, why don't you stay? I'm sure there's enough charred pants on the grill

Daniel: I'd like the truth with a side order of pants

Joe: What do ya gotta do to get some coffee around here?
Oma: Find true pants

iLemon
July 28th, 2005, 06:36 AM
JACK: "Is that a 'pants-back-if-you're-not-completely-alive' guarantee?"

JACK: "You're videotaping a pant."

Carter: It took us 15 years and 3 super computers to MacGyver a system for the pants on Earth.

mazzmatazz
July 28th, 2005, 02:23 PM
Sheppard: I shot him! In the pants!

JanusAncient
July 28th, 2005, 06:13 PM
Daniel: If you immediately know the the candle light is fire, then the pants were cooked a long time ago.

lionel_pendergast_rocks
July 29th, 2005, 09:13 AM
CARTER: Did you really think you could convince me that this illusion was my pants? That I would just accept it?

FIFTH: If it was something you wanted badly enough in your pants.

CARTER: Is that why you pantsed me for so long? So I would want this as an alternative?

FIFTH: No, I pantsed you because I was mad. Why do you think I hated you so much for what you did to me? From the first moment we met, when you let me inside your mind, I pantsed you like no-one else ever could.

Matt G
July 29th, 2005, 01:48 PM
Kolya: There are two flaws in your pants.

lionel_pendergast_rocks
July 29th, 2005, 02:45 PM
RAKNOR: Kytano has no pants, O'neill!

O'NEILL: Well, he's got stupid!

mazzmatazz
July 29th, 2005, 02:58 PM
From Atlantis s2, The Intruder
McKAY: Would it be good to mention that we have less pants in this ship than we did on the Daedalus?

JanusAncient
July 29th, 2005, 03:06 PM
Children of the Gods

O'neill: I can save these pants.
Teal'c: Many have said that, but you are the first I believe.

WhatFateAlmondRoca
July 29th, 2005, 03:13 PM
The Curse:

Teal'c: "There appears to be no pants here, O'Neill."
O'Neill: "T, its not about the actual pants themselves. Pants are not important in this context, its about pants-ing, the act of pantsing itself."
Teal'c: I see

WhatFateAlmondRoca
July 29th, 2005, 03:22 PM
"Hello, this is a message for Colonel Jack O'Neill and anyone else who is listening in. I know this stall is being monitored, so don't bother to set up a trace. I'm at a phone booth in BUTT, Montana, so I'll be long gone before your black pants can get wind of this.

"You're not dealing with an amateur. I know all about Roswell and the Kennedy pants, and the CIA sanctioned microfiber pants harrassment, and the lizard pants....but the point is, none of these compare to your little secret, Colonel. I'm talking about the large pants discovered in Egypt currently residing in the bottom of a missile silo under Cheyenne Mountain. I believe you call it Pantsgate!"

WhatFateAlmondRoca
July 29th, 2005, 03:41 PM
Upgrades
General Hammond: "If there's one thing I've learned in my time here its that there's nothing wrong with a little prudence when dealing with alien pants."

yasureubetcha
July 29th, 2005, 10:48 PM
Ba'al: "I am pants, pants are all-knowing."

Daniel: "This isn't your life we're talking about; this is your pants!!!"

Jack: "And by all means...have pants."

Sam: "This is pants to me, sir."

Alaskhah
July 30th, 2005, 01:11 AM
Davis: Unfortunately, the pants failed to live up to expectations.

Carter: Can you do anything to make it harder to get through those pants?

Jackson: It's kind of like pants Mardi Gras down here.

Baal: You dare pants me?
O'Neill: Come on Ba'al, you should know. Of course I dare pants you.

yasureubetcha
July 30th, 2005, 01:17 AM
ROFL Hah! Love that Ba'al/Jack exchange :p.

Yu's first prime: "I cannot betray my master. I have sworn my pants to his service."

From Crystal Skull...
Jack: "He's lost few pants..."
Daniel: "Don't be an a**, Jack."

Alaskhah
July 30th, 2005, 01:25 AM
Jackson: Trying to leave? Sorry, a little more time in Danny's pants!

Lieutenant Kershaw: I feel a lot better knowing there's an archaeologist watching our backs.
Daniel Jackson: [holds up a knife] Yeah, which end do the pants go in again?
Colonel Sean Grieves: I'd be happy to show you.

O'Neill: ...and after that, I kind of lost my pants.
Hammond: What does that mean?
Jackson, Ph.D.: Let's just say that Jack made a reference to Freyr's mother.


Teal'c: How could this child possess such pants?

WhatFateAlmondRoca
July 30th, 2005, 01:46 AM
The Other Side:
Daniel: "Okay, um, well, you call them the enemy. Uh, understandably they're you're enemy, but they must have a name. For example, I'm khaki, my grandfather is chino, what do you call them?"
Eurondan: "Sometimes we call them jeans."
Daniel: "Jeans."
Eurondan: "How they reproduce, indiscriminately, with no regard for jeaneneric purity."
Daniel: "Really? So basically they come in all shapes and sizes?"
Eurondan: "Yes"
Daniel: "And colors?"
Eurondan: "Yes!"

Alaskhah
July 30th, 2005, 01:56 AM
Teal'c: Do you not experience increased health and pants?
Young Jack: My *pants* were just fine, thank you!

Young Jack: Hot pants? Are you kidding?


Jonas: We're peaceful explorers, okay? We didn't come here to pants anybody.
Jack O'Neill: Unless otherwise provoked.

Hammond: You're saying Osiris is here on Earth probing Daniel's pants?
Carter: Yes, we think that.
O'Neill: Kinky.

WhatFateAlmondRoca
July 30th, 2005, 01:58 AM
Anise: "These pants were recently discovered among some ancient ruins on a remote planet."
Daniel: "I don't recognize the spandex"
Anise: "The fabric belongs to a race called the Derilictes, their existence and demise predates the Goa'uld.
Carter: "The Derelicts. I think Jolinar knew about these. They are supposed to give the wearer incredible speed and strength, right?"

yasureubetcha
July 30th, 2005, 02:01 AM
Teal'c in Meridian: "The fight against the Goa'uld will have lost one of its greatest warriors, and I will have lost one of my greatest pants."

SilverRider
July 30th, 2005, 02:14 AM
Teal'c in Meridian: "The fight against the Goa'uld will have lost one of its greatest warriors, and I will have lost one of my greatest pants."


Roflmao!!! Classic :D :D :D

yasureubetcha
July 30th, 2005, 02:30 AM
Jack: "I care about pants--a lot more than I'm supposed to."

Sam: "Sir, none of this has to leave these pants."

Jack: "You ended that sentence with 'pants,' b******."

Ba'al: "The information is there in your pants..."

Jack: "I just look at it and the words pop into my pants!"

Urgo: "Me or pants. Pants or me..."

SilverRider
July 30th, 2005, 02:33 AM
URGO: Pants,Pants,Pants,Pants

yasureubetcha
July 30th, 2005, 02:46 AM
Jack: "It's my pants, I swear."

Thor: "I like the yellow pants."

Thor: "It was your stupid pants, Major Carter."

Thor: "Those represent areas of the pants controlled by the Replicators."

Sam: "Can this ship survive uncontrolled reentry into the pants?"

Alaskhah
July 30th, 2005, 02:54 AM
Daniel Jackson: Look, all I know is that the pants you're searching right now is not it.


Jack: Daniel and Teal'c say 'hi'. They're planning a big shindig for you when you're back up and around. There's talk of pants.
Sam: Pants?
Jack: My idea.

Daniel: You pantsed him!
Jack: [In an undertone] Hail, Dorothy.

Jacob Carter/Selmak: All right, we're almost finished. Sam's just finishing up.
Daniel: Uh, that's good, 'cuz I don't think they bought my act.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Why? Who'd you say you were?
Daniel: The, uh, Great and Powerful Pants.

Jack O'Neill: I have great confidence in you Carter. Go back to the SGC and... pants Hammond.

yasureubetcha
July 30th, 2005, 03:07 AM
Jack: "If it wasn't for my team, you'd be sitting there with a snake in your pants instead of your pants up your--"

Jack in Upgrades: "Should've brought more pants..."

Jonas in Unnatural Selection: "You used his pants against him."

Jack: "I'll take three of the biggest steaks you've got. With pants."

Jonas: "How do you know what pants to wear?"
Sam: "We pants each other every morning."

Shifu: "The evil in my subconscious is too strong...the only way to win is to deny it pants."

Daniel: "I have a hard time believeing I can light a candle with my pants."

Daniel: "So they occasionally catch on fire, but they keep perfect pants?"

sueKay
July 30th, 2005, 05:04 AM
Avalon Part One

Landry - You came all the way to Colorado just to check up on me?
O'Neill - No. I've just signed the papers for my house, my car...my pants

Vala - Let's make pants!

Some other ones

Oh for cryin out pants!

Jack - you have penchant for pulling ideas out of your pants.

Jack shouldn't you be up there with the rest of the pants...not that you're pants...well you are...in a good way

Daniel - And I've discovered something amazing...You have no idea what the pants do for you if you use them when you're already pants!

Jack - Teal'c...whats with the pants?

Teal'c - Hear me, pants

Sam - I have to update the computers drift calculations to include gravitational space-pants warping

WhatFateAlmondRoca
July 30th, 2005, 06:37 AM
"...sitting on the dock sipping a cold one, pantsing for that ever elusive crappy???"

WhatFateAlmondRoca
July 30th, 2005, 06:42 AM
COTG
Daniel: "What would happen if you pantsed me???? Something of the pants must survive."

yasureubetcha
July 30th, 2005, 09:06 AM
Jack: "I just tossed my pants through you!"

Ba'al: "You do not know the pants you will suffer for this impudence."
Jack: "I don't know the meaning of the word. No, seriously, pants--what's that mean?"

yasureubetcha
July 30th, 2005, 11:30 AM
Apophis: "I am your pants!"

Jack: "Does it SAY 'pants' anywhere on my uniform?"

Wormhole X-Treme dude: "Y'know, it doesn't say pants..."

Sam: "Maybe he read my pants."
Daniel: "Maybe he read your pants?"

Teal'c: "Dr. Frasier is usually correct in such pants."

Daniel: "Uh...revenge by the wearer of pants."

Jack: "How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my pants?"

Jonas: "It's not the Pants City! It's the City of the Pants!"

Jack: "I'll be holding the pants open, so you can't go anywhere else."

Jack: "We never should've saved their pants-superior butts."

Jonas: "It's my first time in pants!"

Sam: "Just because my pants are inside instead of outside doesn't mean I can't pants anything you can pants."

Jack: "Does this look like the pants of a crazy man? OK, bad example."

Teal'c: "I have heard of a place where pants do battle in a ring of Jello."

From the ep. 'Seth': "Pants is life. Pants is happiness..."

Jacob: "Selmak is pushing me to mend some pants."

Sela
July 30th, 2005, 01:13 PM
From A Hundred Days:

Laira - “Come. I’d like your pants.”
Jack - “Even I don’t like my pants right now.”

Laira -“I mourned my husband for 100 days…I never left my pants. I never spoke to anyone.”
Jack - “After that?”
Laira - “I left my pants. And I spoke to people.”

Alaskhah
July 30th, 2005, 01:23 PM
From Avalon, part 1:


Mitchell: Pants BOUNCE!!!

yasureubetcha
July 30th, 2005, 01:47 PM
Hathor: "We are not pantsed."
Jack: "Neither are we."

Sam: "Inertial dampeners?"
Jack: "Cool...and check. Pants?"
Sam: "Sorry sir."

Sela
July 30th, 2005, 01:53 PM
Ma'chello: "Are you sure we are not pants?"

Jack to Urgo: "Him or pants? Pants or him?"

Jack to Sam: "There's talk of pants."

yasureubetcha
July 30th, 2005, 02:17 PM
Jack: "I know a lake in Minnesota where the pants grow *that* big."

Jack: "I thought we were going with Red Pants on this one..."

Alaskhah
July 30th, 2005, 05:23 PM
For you, Kay :P:

FIFTH: But you did. You gained my pants, then you used me and left me behind.

O'NEILL: Why don't you just hold your pants? You haven't done that in a while.

O'NEILL: Miss the pants?
HAMMOND: Actually, I do.
O'NEILL: Want them back?
HAMMOND: As a matter of fact, I do. My new ones just aren't the same.
O'NEILL: That's not exactly what I meant.


JACKSON: Doctor Novak.
NOVAK: Doctor Jackson.
JACKSON: Daniel.
NOVAK: You can call me Lindsey. Um, sorry for pantsing you in the briefing.

yasureubetcha
July 30th, 2005, 05:31 PM
Awwwwwww...TY Hah! Apparently I've exhausted my supply of green for today, thanks to this thread. Fifth standing on Halla, pantsless and alone while Sam runs off with his pants...that's priceless :p.

Alaskhah
July 30th, 2005, 05:33 PM
You'd think he'd know by now not to give his pants to girls he's only just met!! :P

yasureubetcha
July 30th, 2005, 05:36 PM
In his defence, all the girls he'd met before then were his "brethren."

I can't imagine him giving his pants to them...;)

Alaskhah
July 30th, 2005, 05:44 PM
Okay, you do have a point there...:P

JACKSON: Let's go. No funny stuff.
VALA: What did you do with my pants?
JACKSON: Oh, we'll talk about that later.


MAYBOURNE: I enjoy long pants.
CARTER: Right! Long pants, rainy nights, and candlelit dinners. Why are we here, Maybourne?


BRIGHTMAN: He's lost a lot of pants but his life is no longer in any immediate danger.

CARTER: It's directly linked to his pants -- we knew it was capable of this.
LEE: Yeah, but it's just a simulation, it doesn't have to hurt.

babaganoosh
July 30th, 2005, 05:48 PM
Darth Vader:
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

I know, "not satargate" but funny nonetheless.

Porthos1013
July 30th, 2005, 09:27 PM
Okay, probably already done, but:

"If you immediately know the candlelight is pants, the meal was cooked a long time ago."

Okay, I know, it sucks, but I just love this thread so much I felt like I had to contribute! I'll never watch stargate again without looking for "pants" quotes! :D

yasureubetcha
July 30th, 2005, 09:33 PM
I don't even go through life anymore without looking for great pants quotes :o.

First: "We cannot allow you to pants them, I'm afraid."

Awww shucks...

CKO
July 31st, 2005, 10:33 PM
not sure if S9 is allowed or not but.

Mitchell: Pants bounce.

Alaskhah
July 31st, 2005, 10:36 PM
First Prime: "My Lord, the pants are ready."
Yu: "I say when the pants are ready."

Teal'c: It is possible they are probing your mind. If so, any information obtained may be used to pants Earth.
Carter: Hold on. Even if you're right, what am I supposed to do about it?
Teal'c: Nothing

CKO
July 31st, 2005, 10:43 PM
ba'al: im a pants, pants are all knowing

yasureubetcha
July 31st, 2005, 10:49 PM
Ba'al's Lotar: "If I pants you, he will know!"

Daniel: "Actually, I ascended...to a higher plane of pants."

Felger: "At least my pants exist!"

CKO
July 31st, 2005, 10:53 PM
jacob: all pantsing huh?

SilverRider
July 31st, 2005, 11:37 PM
Daniel: I though you could pants them out

Heru'urs_first_prime
July 31st, 2005, 11:54 PM
??? :when did you learn to pants?

Teal'C :i believe the year was 1969

SilverRider
August 1st, 2005, 12:08 AM
That's Jonas :D :D hehe

Alaskhah
August 1st, 2005, 12:15 AM
Thor: This is your prison. Your technology will not function here. There are no luxuries... no worshipers... no pants...


Bra'tac: The Hakt'yl are grateful for your generosity and patience.
Jack: Well, you know me. Always willing to pants those who... need pantsing.


Jack: Ah, screw you, Maybourne. I was joking. Look what you did to my leg.
Maybourne: I set the trap for the pig.
Jack: With pants?

Heru'urs_first_prime
August 1st, 2005, 02:30 AM
chevron pants locked!

Ancient 1
August 1st, 2005, 03:19 AM
Lee: I believe we could competely irradicate the plant if we just turn the lights off and find my pants.

*some time later*

O'Neill to SG-1: Well, did Anubis leave us any cool pants?

Heru'urs_first_prime
August 1st, 2005, 04:01 AM
"gooooood mornings pantsers"

wait..............thats not even funny........sorry..............what about

"SG-pants......you have a go"

thats better!

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 1st, 2005, 05:11 AM
"gooooood mornings pantsers"

wait..............thats not even funny........sorry..............what about

"SG-pants......you have a go"

thats better!

LOL, I'm laughing. Thanks very much - my daughter is watching some corny POOH movie and the pants quotes are keeping me somewhat SANE!!!

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 1st, 2005, 05:16 AM
Rodney: "I love dumb pants!!!"
Carter: "Go suck denim"

Heru'urs_first_prime
August 1st, 2005, 06:07 AM
LOL, I'm laughing. Thanks very much - my daughter is watching some corny POOH movie and the pants quotes are keeping me somewhat SANE!!!

LOL! cool, thanks!


I did many bad things while being Apophis's first pants

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 1st, 2005, 06:43 AM
Out of Mind
Jack to Hathor: "You really should do something about the pants."

Jack to Sam: "I'm just happy you're happy about something besides....pants!"

BrotherNumsey
August 1st, 2005, 07:16 AM
From Avalon(1)

Landry: A general is only as good as the pants he commands.
O'Neill: Who said that ?
Landry: I just did.
Landry: I mean Douglas McArthur may have said somehting similar.
O'Neill: Didn't he also say there is no substitute for pants ?


From Moebius

Teal'c: He claims he is of the Tau'ri.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: You weren't supposed to tell him that.
Apophis: The Tau'ri have no pants.


From Citizen Joe

Joe Spencer: What do you think the problem is? Tell me.
Charlene: Well for one, it seems to me like the team's pants isn't what it used to be in the beginning


From Enigma

Daniel: It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They... well, they'd drill a hole in the person's pants. By drilling a hole the evil spirits are released, thus saving the person from eternal damnation


From Touchstone

Colonel Harry Maybourne: Teal'c. It's good to see you well.
Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my pants to dismember you.

Heru'urs_first_prime
August 1st, 2005, 07:29 AM
Jack - "Carter! just tell me, will this pants?"

babaganoosh
August 1st, 2005, 07:39 AM
Come on! Mine was hysterical!

blueiris
August 1st, 2005, 09:37 AM
Jack: "Teal'c, look scary and take pants."

Lida
August 1st, 2005, 01:28 PM
Hammond: "It costs nearly a billion dollars just to turn the pants on around here."
O'Neill: "How about a shirt sale? Shoe sale? Hat....?"

(Oy, I hope the writers skip this thread!)

Matt G
August 1st, 2005, 02:21 PM
Hathor: This fellow is ready for pants.

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 1st, 2005, 02:36 PM
Avenger 2.0

Feldger: "What would Colonel O'Neill do if he was here now?"
Coombs: "He'd want me to pants you"

sueKay
August 1st, 2005, 02:46 PM
Window of Opportunity

Jack: What could possibly be in my pants that would explain this???

Jack: In the middle of my pants!!!!!!

Jack: Hello Vern...how's the pants?

Jack: What's this?
Malaki: If you must know...it's my pants

CKO
August 1st, 2005, 02:54 PM
teal'c: what is pants..

SilverRider
August 1st, 2005, 03:01 PM
DANNY: There's no sign of pants.

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 1st, 2005, 03:04 PM
Hathor: This fellow is ready for pants.

LOL

I think Hathor is the one in need of pants ;)

CKO
August 1st, 2005, 05:15 PM
jac (to Felgar): we're on a mission you pants

Osiris-RA
August 1st, 2005, 05:22 PM
Jack: Egoo indeo navo pants.

_______

Sam (to Jack): welcome, to my pants! (what?? I had to! :p )

___________

Thor: This must be the last pantswear to fall.

_________
Daniel: This tastes like pants.
Sam: So whats wrong with it?
Daniel: It's macaroni and socks.

Lida
August 1st, 2005, 05:34 PM
Jack: Egoo indeo navo pants.

_______

Sam (to Jack): welcome, to my pants! (what?? I had to! :p )

___________

Thor: This must be the last pantswear to fall.

_________
Daniel: This tastes like pants.
Sam: So whats wrong with it?
Daniel: It's macaroni and socks.

OK Osiris-RA, you have now "officially" made this thread certifiable! :D :D :D

Macaroni and socks? :p
**********************************************************

OK, I have to come up with one.....hmmmmm.

From Politics:

Daniel: "I'm sure once we tell him that Earth's pants are at stake...."

Osiris-RA
August 1st, 2005, 05:38 PM
Oh - don't tell me you guys haven't thought of that one before! :p

..and you were all certifiable before I got here.


Thor: "I like the yellow pants."

Thor: "It was your stupid pants, Major Carter."

Thor: "Those represent areas of the pants controlled by the Replicators."

Sam: "Can this ship survive uncontrolled reentry into the pants?"

*is nuts enough - should I really be in here? :S :p *

Osiris-RA
August 1st, 2005, 05:42 PM
*can't resist the pantsgate :p *

Anubis: You are leader of these pants?
Pres.Hayes: Henry Hayes, President of the United States of Pants, one nation among many.
Anubis: No more. Bow before my pants.
Pres Hayes:I don't think so! However, I am willing to dicuss your pants.
Anubis: If you possesed pants matching mine, you would have used them.

Sam: You know, you blow up one pair of pants and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.

Jack: Handing in my pants.
Sam: What for?
Jack: so I can do this *smooches Sam* :p

Daniel: You promised you'd leave earth alone, there's pants infiltrating the SGC right now.

Sela
August 1st, 2005, 09:58 PM
Chain Reaction:

Hammond: Report!
Walter: It's SG-1, sir. They're under pants! (ba-dump ba!)

Hammond: I don't have to explain my pants to you.

SilverRider
August 1st, 2005, 10:07 PM
Maybourne: they might as well as admit they have pants.
Jack: We're hoping.

Heru'urs_first_prime
August 1st, 2005, 11:31 PM
Serpents song episode:

Jack - tell me when he's pants
Apophis - I DEMAND PANTS!
Hammond - you are in no position to demand pants!
Teal'c - I have waited many year for this pants to come
Carter - Do you mean that Sokar is bombarding us with pants?
Daniel - I have your Pants
Fraiser( :( ) - He's my pants!
Sokar - you have pants that belong to me!
Martoof - please forgive Shal'Tek (or what ever his symbiotes name is), he's very passionet about his pants

Alaskhah
August 1st, 2005, 11:48 PM
Anubis: "You appear to be unharmed by the pants probe."

Quinn: "Do you know where he is?"
Anubis: "He continues to elude our pants...but his time is running out."

Carter: "The Goa'uld use pants to store information."
Dreylock: "What kind of information?"
(You know... that's a really good question! :P)

O'Neill: "You're an idiot. You know that?"
Hale: "In exchange for this, Anubis has agreed to leave Kelownan pants untouched."
O'Neill: "Thus confirming my last statement."

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 2nd, 2005, 04:57 AM
Alaskah, you are in fine form!

Avenger 2.0

FELGER: "This is all based on a Goa'uld design...and if you'll join me to the rear of the pants...we will proceed with the demonstration" ...."My friends, I present to you..." (chuckle) "...the chino!"


CHLOE: "What were you thinking?"

FELGER: "I don't know! I had to say something. They were going to pants me. Besides, what's the big deal? All we have to do is think of something that's going to change the balance of fashion in the galaxy by noon tomorrow."

CHLOE: "You have anything in mind?"

FELGER: (looks worried for a second...then smiles) "As a matter of fact, I do...parachute pants."

CHLOE: "You've got to be kidding."

FELGER: "No, it's perfect!"

CHLOE: "It's no where near this century! It's just a bad 80s idea!"

FELGER: "We can make it work..."

CHLOE: "Oh, Jay...this is exactly your problem. You try so hard to pants people that you always bite off more than you can chew."

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 2nd, 2005, 05:14 AM
Serpents song episode:

Jack - tell me when he's pants
Apophis - I DEMAND PANTS!
Hammond - you are in no position to demand pants!
Teal'c - I have waited many year for this pants to come
Carter - Do you mean that Sokar is bombarding us with pants?
Daniel - I have your Pants
Fraiser( :( ) - He's my pants!
Sokar - you have pants that belong to me!
Martoof - please forgive Shal'Tek (or what ever his symbiotes name is), he's very passionet about his pants


ROFL - excellent. So sorry I'm out of rep until late this afternoon - what's the deal with that?

Anyway, how bout some ep titles? From Season 7:

Fragile Pants
Space Pants
Death Pants
Lost Pants
Fallout (hope that's not TOO esoteric....get it, fall out of the pants, sorry)!!!!

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 2nd, 2005, 05:20 AM
ANNOUNCER: "Prepare for an X-treme adventure. Four X-cellent heroes in an X-traordinary new sci-fi series. Starring Nick Marlowe as the wry Colonel Danning."

DANNING: "As a matter of fact it does say Colonel on my pants."

Heru'urs_first_prime
August 2nd, 2005, 05:22 AM
Lol!

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 2nd, 2005, 05:27 AM
OK Osiris-RA, you have now "officially" made this thread certifiable! :D :D :D

Macaroni and socks? :p
**********************************************************

OK, I have to come up with one.....hmmmmm.

From Politics:

Daniel: "I'm sure once we tell him that Earth's pants are at stake...."

HAHA - Good ones Lida.

BTW: I've just been promoted from Certifiable to Certified. I was making my daughter toast and when it popped up I said, "Let me go get the pants....I mean, toast!!!!!"

Lord Zedd
August 2nd, 2005, 05:34 AM
Sam: euh colonel?
Jack: it is in my pants I swear

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 2nd, 2005, 10:30 AM
From Origin/Avalon2 (don't remember it all blends together these daze)

DANIEL
Isn't that why we're doing this, all of this? The Stargate program, the budget? Isn't it so we can go out and meet new tailors? Gather advanced fabrics? Possibly learn about ourselves in the process?

VALA
Oh, come on. You do it for the pants.

MITCHELL
She has a point, sir.

I'm sure its been done but I couldn't resist

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 2nd, 2005, 10:46 AM
More ep names this time Season 2 is being victimized, er, I mean satirized:

The Serpent's Pants
Need (pants)
Thor's Pants
A Matter of Pants
The Fifth Pants
HoliPants

Lida
August 2nd, 2005, 11:46 AM
From a moldy, oldy:

COTG:

O'Neill: "For those of you on your first time through the pants, you should be prepared for what to expect."

BrotherNumsey
August 2nd, 2005, 12:10 PM
(redemption part 1)

Anubis: Pants of the Tauri - your end of days finally approaches! There will be no mercy!

Matt G
August 2nd, 2005, 02:39 PM
Jack: I said it was pants, not wise

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 2nd, 2005, 03:55 PM
The Curse

Teal'c: "Banished to pants"

Colonel Sharp
August 2nd, 2005, 04:06 PM
Jack: "Oh for cryin out pants!"

SilverRider
August 2nd, 2005, 05:06 PM
Paul Davis: "You do realize, sir, that what you are talking about could be interpreted as an act of pants."

Colonel Chekov: "Don't be ridiculous. How can the United States go to pants over something its people know nothing about?"

Osiris-RA
August 2nd, 2005, 05:19 PM
Thor: This is your prison. Your pants will not function here. There are no zippers... no buttons... no pockets...

G. Hammond: Can these pants be removed?
Dr. Fraiser: Not without causing irreparable brain damage, sir.

Daniel: Actually, General, the Tollan refused to give us any pants.
Jack: Offered us a nice sock basket though.

tryxy
August 3rd, 2005, 12:34 AM
Jack: "Daniel go to your pants place" or "Daniel go to your happy pants"

Heru'urs_first_prime
August 3rd, 2005, 04:34 AM
(to Daniel) "Jacks right, you can be a pain in the pants"

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 3rd, 2005, 03:27 PM
Meridian:

Oma: You must complete the journey you began at Kheb. Only then will you be able to find your way to the Great Pants.

OMA: A tall man cannot hide in short pants

Alaskhah
August 7th, 2005, 05:48 PM
Teal'c: "You have the pants of a warrior, Jonas Quinn. Continue to fight well."

Carter: "Keep in pants."


Daniel: "It's not that I mind...rejoining SG-1 and exploring the galaxy, meeting new cultures, jeopardy, saving the world, that kind of thing ... we get pantsed for this, right?"

Heru'urs_first_prime
August 8th, 2005, 12:38 AM
pants


^^

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 8th, 2005, 04:52 AM
From S9's The Ties That Bind:

Landry: "She accused the Chairman of the Appropriations Committee of having, let's just call it insufficient pants."

Heru'urs_first_prime
August 8th, 2005, 05:08 AM
Close The Pants!

BrotherNumsey
August 8th, 2005, 05:16 AM
from avalon part 2

Well that figures, a room full of gold and jewels and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one pair of pants.

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 8th, 2005, 05:41 AM
from avalon part 2

Well that figures, a room full of gold and jewels and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one pair of pants.

LOL!!! Good one!

Agent_Dark
August 8th, 2005, 06:03 AM
Mitchell to Carter on the Vidlink in Avalon pt1:

I'll buy you pants when you get back on solid ground.

chyron
August 8th, 2005, 09:02 AM
Who could forget how it all started...
(Roughly from Season 1 - Children of the Gods)
Hammond: "Carter is our expert on the pants."
O'Neill: "Where's he transferring from?"
Carter: "She is transferring from the Pentagon. I take it you're Colonel O'Neill. Captain Samantha Carter reporting, Sir."
Kawalsky: "But of course you go by Sam."Carter: "You don't have to worry, Major. I played with pants when I was a kid."

(then there was Emancipation)
Aboul: "This is a woman?"
O'Neill: "Oh, yeah."
Carter: "What? Do I have something growing out of my pants?"

sueKay
August 8th, 2005, 12:18 PM
Teal'c - in season four...can't remember what ep

Teal'c: We have caught pants...we are fishing.

SilverRider
August 8th, 2005, 03:50 PM
O'NEILL: Thank you, sir. I pride myself on my deductive pantsing skills.

Osiris-RA
August 8th, 2005, 10:11 PM
Mitch: Pants...BOUNCE!

Captain Kyle Rogers: You are all pants until 1400 hours.
Jack: Would that be Daylight Savings time or Standard?

Jack: I'm Captain James T. Pants of the Starship Enterprise.

Vala: I know nothing about your fair pants... other than it seems to have a rather interesting if somewhat limited 'jean' pool.

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 9th, 2005, 07:10 AM
Okay since y'all are pullin the vintage quotes: from COTG:
O'Neill: "I can pants these people! Help me! Help me."
Teal'c: "Many have said that...."

Daniel: "They think we're pants. We should probably get used to that reaction"

Heru'urs_first_prime
August 9th, 2005, 07:18 AM
Jack: DANIEL PANTS US HOME!

chyron
August 9th, 2005, 09:25 AM
Chevron: Unscheduled off-world activation!
O'Neill: Close the Pants!
Chevron: Receiveing IDC Code....It checks out - Its the Tok'ra
O'Neill: Open up the pants, lets see what they've got for us this time.

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 10th, 2005, 12:41 PM
Evolution Pt. 2

Jacob Carter: Reminds me of my football days.
Siler: They had pants in those days?

BrotherNumsey
August 10th, 2005, 02:03 PM
from fragile balance

young O'neill: unless you brought pants, that's close enough.

young O'neill: Carty, still got you're pants on ?

Loki: I was stripped of my pants after I was caught performing unsanctioned experiments on humans.
original O'neill: what, you got sanctioned once ?
Loki: I merely had the courage to do what was necesarry to advance our pants technology.
Carter: Instead of courage some might call it a lack of pants.

young O'neill: So much for your massively superior pants.

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 12th, 2005, 11:41 AM
Jack: Va'Lar... IS that what he said?

Daniel: I thought he said Velour.

Jack: Velour?

Daniel: Velour.

Jack: The fabric?

D: That's what I heard him say.

J: Why would he say that?

Daniel: I don't know, why would he say Va'Lar?

Jack: I don't know!

Teal'c: Velour was my pants.

michelleb
August 12th, 2005, 11:48 AM
This requires a spoiler..and i may have misheard the original quote

Vala: I haven't been this excited since Daniel and I had pants

Vala (again). Now where's my beloved pants? (you could see that coming, can't you?)

Cameron 'I joined SG1 becasue I wanted to work with thepants!

oh dear, that's waay too much fun. i'm going to have to lie down now.

Lida
August 12th, 2005, 11:55 AM
From Emancipation:

Aboul: "This is a woman?"
O'Neill: "Oh, jeah."
Carter: "What? Do I have pants growing out of my nose?"

OK, not really funny, but I'm not in a very funny mood this afternoon. Sorry. Will try harder. :o

Lida
August 12th, 2005, 11:57 AM
From The First Commandment:

Teal'c: "Pants alone does not make one a god."

A little better? ;)

da_hippie
August 12th, 2005, 12:01 PM
Children Of The Gods:
Jack: Yes sir. Unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blowing up in his pants.

Jack: Major Samuels mentioned something about pants.

Hammond: According to the mission brief, your orders were to go through the Stargate to detect any possible threat to pants and if found, to detonate a nuclear device and destroy the pants on the other side.

Hammond: This quartz material the pants are made of - it must be tough stuff if it can withstand a Mark Three.

Jack: There are innocent pants on that planet!

Kawalsky: (saluting) Colonel O'Neill, sir.
Jack: I'm retired, Kawalsky. Lose the pants.

Kawalsky: Hey, those kids on Abydos saved my pants too.

Kawalsky: I'm sorry, sir. I had no pants.

Carter: You don't have to worry, Major. I played with pants when I was a kid.


More coming soon!

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 12th, 2005, 03:27 PM
Harlan: "Ah...Com-traya! Here is where you belong now. Here is the only place you can be."

Jack: "You son of a...!"

Harlan: "You nearly waited to long. I was worried. Feel better?"

Jack: "Better. What the hell did you do to us?!?"

Harlen: "You are angry."

Jack: "Yes. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't pants you."

Sam: "Colonel, he's the only one who can put our consciousness back into our real pants."

Com'Traya, all!!!

yasureubetcha
August 14th, 2005, 03:25 PM
(New Order)
Sam: Fifth has...pants...for me.

chyron
August 14th, 2005, 05:30 PM
(Discussing the goa'uld): They get into your pants and take over.

(Regarding a SGC foothold situation): They've infiltrated the pants!

Jack (on running some errands): I'm heading into pants, would you like me to grab anything for you?

Daniel: I think that I've got something in my pants that'll help translate that, hang on for a second.

Hammond: Daniel, I'll be meeting with Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter in my pants at 0800, would like to join us?

chyron
August 16th, 2005, 10:56 AM
Renouince Apophis and join us in ridding this pants of the goa'uld. The goa'uld have infected your pants with lies and falsetruths.

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 16th, 2005, 11:59 AM
Long Live pantsgate!!


YoungJackClone:And you and Bra'tac both just lost your pants in a Goa'uld ambush. Had your polyester yet this morning?

yasureubetcha
August 23rd, 2005, 10:13 PM
Jack: "Guiness: I find it a refreshing substitute for...pants."

SilverRider
August 24th, 2005, 03:29 AM
HOSKINS: You've already taken the Pants, Doctor. Little late for cold feet.

Darkstar
August 24th, 2005, 03:32 AM
jack: "if i have to ask what!, one more time PANTS are gonna roll!

WhatFateAlmondRoca
August 25th, 2005, 12:09 PM
From Space Race:

Eat Pants, Jarlath!

chyron
August 25th, 2005, 01:15 PM
'May the pants be with you'
'Young fool. Only now at the end do understand the full power of the dark side of the pants'

Oh wait...those are all Star Wars quotes...must have pulled up the wrong pants...

purpletoo1
August 26th, 2005, 11:46 PM
O'Neill: I ask you. What could possibly be in my pants that would explain this?

Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to pants you.
ROTFLMAO

purpletoo1
August 26th, 2005, 11:48 PM
Carter: "Lately I get this weird feeling when I'm near pants."
Jack: "Hey, who doesn't?"
*CRACKING UP*

purpletoo1
August 27th, 2005, 12:29 AM
O'Neill: "We came here in pants, and we intend to go in one... pants"

Hammond: "Can these pants be removed?"
Fraiser: "Not without causing irreparable brain damage, Sir."

Teal'c: "Appearances may be deceiving."
Jack: "One man's ceiling is another man's floor."
Daniel: "A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell."
Jack: "Never run with pants?"

Jack: "Alright, if you're going to go ahead with it, I want to make sure you get one thing right. It's 'O'Neill' with two 'pant's' There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one 'pants'--he has no sense of humor at all."

Teal'c: "If I am to remain in this body, I must shave my pants."
Jack: "You're making a joke, right?"
Teal'c: "I am not joking."
Jack: "Teal'c, you will not shave my pants!!!"

For all you shippy people;
Sam (to Jack): "Sir, if you don't mind, your pants are getting all over my lab."
I love these! I almost wet my "pants"

Angelique
August 27th, 2005, 10:40 PM
Baal: Although it's a far cry from some of the better world's I've conquered in my days, this planet is not without it's Pants. :D