pantsgate sg-1

[stargate barbie]

upgrades:
"pants? steaks? whats the difference?"

the other side
carter: "i happen to agree with pants, daniel"

full circle
daniel: "you took my pants?"
jonas: "well its not like you were using them"

[taupecat]

Daniel: What happens when you dial your own phone number?
Hammond: You get pants.
-- Solitudes

Jack: Look, last time things just popped into my pants.
Daniel: 'Pants' is head.
Jack: Now, you see, I have no idea what you're talkin' about.
-- The Lost City 1

[Asgard-VA]

From "The Fifth Race"
Hammond: "Colonel, what are you doing?"
O'Neill: "I don't know, sir. You know me and pants."

[Sparki101]

O'Neill: "We came here in pants, and we intend to go in one... pants"

Hammond: "Can these pants be removed?"
Fraiser: "Not without causing irreparable brain damage, Sir."

Jack: "Would be like pants on a windshield."

Jack: "I do appreciate that you were the one that came to see if I was ok. That…that means something."
Daniel: "Ah, actually, no it doesn’t."
Jack: "Huh?"
Daniel: "Um, we, uh, we drew pants.... (pauses)... I lost."

Teal'c: "Appearances may be deceiving."
Jack: "One man's ceiling is another man's floor."
Daniel: "A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell."
Jack: "Never run with pants?"

Jack: "Alright, if you're going to go ahead with it, I want to make sure you get one thing right. It's 'O'Neill' with two 'pant's' There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one 'pants'--he has no sense of humor at all."

Teal'c: "If I am to remain in this body, I must shave my pants."
Jack: "You're making a joke, right?"
Teal'c: "I am not joking."
Jack: "Teal'c, you will not shave my pants!!!"

For all you shippy people;
Sam (to Jack): "Sir, if you don't mind, your pants are getting all over my lab."

[Crazedwraith]

Teal'c: I have brought you new pants, with gretaer range and firepower.

Coombs: Oh come we're dead felger we might as well be wearing red pants!!

Felger: I know where i'm going I've studied goa'uld mothership pants!

Anubis: (TLCPtII) The pants of the ancients belong to me!

[Happy Fun Ball]

DANIEL: "This is...different."
O'NEILL: "Daniel...you're on."
Native men (chanting): "Pants...Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants!..."

KENDRA: It is true.
DANIEL: Then help us.
CARTER: Help us to find our pants.

DANIEL: The Pants.
KENDRA: Yes, this is where I came out.

Carter: "You remember what happened the last time the gat's power supply was overloaded."
Daniel: "It...jumped tot he second gate in the Antarctic."
O'Neill: "Yeah, thanks for the pants."

O'Neill: "You tell me the punishment for losing pants."

O'Neill: "Oh, sure. Let's just put out an APB for a huge, honkin' two-story pair of pants with 39 little pictures all nicely engraved on it."

Daniel: "Ladies and gentlemen, I think this is Thor's pants."

O'Neill: Oh look! He's got pants with him!!

[Sparki101]

Jack – “OWW!!! God! Ow!”
Sam – “Colonel? Sorry, Sir, it's just so dark,”
Jack – “Oh, Carter. It's all right. I like your pants.”

Jack – “We've been in worse pants than this,”
Teal’c – “Not to my knowledge.”
Jack – “Thanks Teal'c.”

Fro’tak - Fro'tak of the high Cliffs,”
Jack – “Jack of the windy pants,”

Sam – “Good thing you remembered the pants deflection capability is directly proportional to the amount of kinetic energy directed at it.”

Jack – “Carter, there are pants on that planet. Big, huge, ugly, honking pants!!”

Jack – “Pack your pants spray, Kids.”

Reigar: "Let us talk about your pants in the woods."
O'Neill: "I have no pants. In the woods or otherwise."

[Sicarius]

A few from Shades of Grey...

We never should have saved their technologically-superior pants.

They just gave you pants as a reward for saving them from the Goa’uld?

Dare I ask how many other pants you’ve stolen?

I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his pants and sort of raised his eyebrow…

You are no longer under Colonel O'Neill's pants, is that understood?

Great. Let me know what kind of wacky alien pants you find in there.

Come to retrieve your vastly superior pants?

[nugglebugget]

" Dead Man's Switch" Aris Boch:[after O'Neill throws knife]..".You must be thinking of the Goa'uld personal defense pants that allow slower moving objects to pass through"

"Fail Safe"
O'Neill: "Carter,....Ican see my pants!

[Sparki101]

Come to retrieve your vastly superior pants?

ROTFLMAO

Good one!

Sparki

[Revet]

Jack: Thats right. Just when you think you're not in pants anymore turns out you are.

(2001)

[KokiriChild]

"Ascencion"

Hammond: Colnol, There's a red phone in my office that only takes calls from one man. Now the last I checked he was the boss of your pants, or do I need to remind you?

[Anubis]

Hehehe. The Ascension one is actually quite humourous

[iwannabeLexa]

Jack: Look, last time things just popped into my pants.
-- The Lost City 1

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT! he he he

LMAO!!

[Happy Fun Ball]

O'Neill: "Pants? What is that?"