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The Asgard and the Colonel went to space
In a snazzy cloud-grey ship;
They took some turkey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a bottle-green coat.
The Asgard looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a replicator guitar,
'O lovely Sammy ! O Sammy, my love,
What a beautiful Colonel you are,
You are,
You are !
What a beautiful Colonel you are !
Sammy said to the Asgard, 'You elegant midget !
How quaintly nasal you sing !
O let us be married ! Too long we have tarried :
But what shall we do for a ring?'
They flew away for a year and a day,
To the land where the replicators feed,
And there in a cave an Unas stood,
With a ring at the end of his snout,
His snout,
His snout,
With a ring at the end of his snout.
'Dear Unas, are you willing to sell for one tooth filling
Your ring?' Roared the Unas, 'Arrh will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the outpost that sits on the hill.
They dined on turkey, and slices of jerky,
Which they ate with a replicator spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They jigged in the light of the moons,
The moons,
The moons,
They jigged by the light of the moons
Just playing around with Jasc again. Hehe, Again, no lawsuits please.
Thor: Finally Major Carter, We are alone.
Carter: Actually, it's Colonel now.
Thor: Ranks have no say in our relationship.
Carter: Huh?
Thor: I said -
Carter: I heard you the first time.
Thor: Then why did you reply with 'Huh'?
Carter: Just a little weirded out, is all.
Thor: My dear, you have nothing to be afraid of. Please, Take my hand and we shall adjourn to my quarters on the upper deck. There will be food waiting.
Carter: Not the Yellow Ones again?
Thor: For me, yes. I thought you might prefer Green. It is, after all, such a lovely color on you.
Carter: Okay. Wait - lemme call Jack real quick - I don't want him to think I abandoned him or something -
Thor: Forget Jack. You must agree that dimwitted war general is not a match for my superior intellect. Come, we must speak of scientific quandery and intergalactical theory. With me, the universe awaits...
Just playing around with Jasc again. Hehe, Again, no lawsuits please.
Thor: Finally Major Carter, We are alone.
Carter: Actually, it's Colonel now.
Thor: Ranks have no say in our relationship.
Carter: Huh?
Thor: I said -
Carter: I heard you the first time.
Thor: Then why did you reply with 'Huh'?
Carter: Just a little weirded out, is all.
Thor: My dear, you have nothing to be afraid of. Please, Take my hand and we shall adjourn to my quarters on the upper deck. There will be food waiting.
Carter: Not the Yellow Ones again?
Thor: For me, yes. I thought you might prefer Green. It is, after all, such a lovely color on you.
Carter: Okay. Wait - lemme call Jack real quick - I don't want him to think I abandoned him or something -
Thor: Forget Jack. You must agree that dimwitted war general is not a match for my superior intellect. Come, we must speak of scientific quandery and intergalactical theory. With me, the universe awaits...
OMG! O-Ra! That whole scene is so cool! Especially with the pic for effect
I took another photo or Sam and Thor's love child, on my camera phone this time, who'd have though, a phone, better than a camera???
Just playing around with Jasc again. Hehe, Again, no lawsuits please.
Thor: Finally Major Carter, We are alone.
Carter: Actually, it's Colonel now.
Thor: Ranks have no say in our relationship.
Carter: Huh?
Thor: I said -
Carter: I heard you the first time.
Thor: Then why did you reply with 'Huh'?
Carter: Just a little weirded out, is all.
Thor: My dear, you have nothing to be afraid of. Please, Take my hand and we shall adjourn to my quarters on the upper deck. There will be food waiting.
Carter: Not the Yellow Ones again?
Thor: For me, yes. I thought you might prefer Green. It is, after all, such a lovely color on you.
Carter: Okay. Wait - lemme call Jack real quick - I don't want him to think I abandoned him or something -
Thor: Forget Jack. You must agree that dimwitted war general is not a match for my superior intellect. Come, we must speak of scientific quandery and intergalactical theory. With me, the universe awaits...
Great stuff... Osiris... LOL... especially the last bit....
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"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"
thanks everybody.I wrote a song for her.Maybe I may play it with my guitar at the funeral.I want to know what you think of it.I call it :Lost love and I would like to deticate it to Kim
Lost love
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Sitting here in my room
Don't know what to say
The radio is playing soflty
My mind is far away
Listening to the wind
Blowing harder than before
Starring at your picture
Thinking how I did you wrong
Ref:
Baby I love you so
Baby that is why I can't let you go
Baby I miss you so
so baby why did you go
Looking at the stars
Shinning brightly at night
Tears rolling from my eyes
All this pain I kept inside
Ref:
Baby I love you so
Baby that is why I can't let you go
Baby I miss you so
so baby why did you go
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