Murphys Law, Stargate style

[myhelix]

If you know Murphy´s law, for instance : If anything can go wrong, it will,
than you know how to play that game.


Okay, I´ll start:

Every where the SGA Team is, there is somewhere a Wraith around the corner, too.

[starg8fans]

I got one:

Whenever Sheppard (or O'Neill, or Mitchell) say "trust me" things are about to go spectacularly wrong.

And just thought of another:

Whenever Rodney McKay finds the ultimate weapon, a solar system gets blown to smithereens.

[myhelix]

Whenever Daniel can die, he will

[Aurora24]

Whenever Rodney finds something that the Ancients left behind, that he "can definitely make work properly", something will go very wrong.

And another one:

That one device you've been working, that your team leader told you to leave at the base will be the one thing that you're going to need to save your butts.

One more

If anyone says any of the following before you step through the gate: "What could possibly go wrong", "what's the worst that could happen", or "it's just a reconnaissance mission", you should just automatically assume that something bad is going to happen to you.

[myhelix]

Whenever Jack get´s captured, the whole team will get captured, too.

[Starfist]

Here is one...

When facing an enemy with superior technology. There will always be a weakness which the SG team can exploit.