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DelTrax1
January 11th, 2005, 11:56 PM
Well I could say this ....If I couldn't get away and I knew I was going to die I would want a grenade with me. That way I could pull the pin and they would zap me up and bam!!!! Bye Bye Wraith ship......Or

I was also thinking that you could make some fake looking humans on the ground and make it so they were emitting heat like a human but inside the dumbies was a Nuke....That way they could take it back to the Hive ship. When it was in the ship you set it off. Or I guess you could attach it to the back of a Genii.

Lexx
January 12th, 2005, 02:53 AM
If I could bring one thing with me, it'd probably be a personal cloaking device. Then I'd just walk out when they opened my cell looking for me.

LordAnubis
January 12th, 2005, 06:09 AM
Well I could say this ....If I couldn't get away and I knew I was going to die I would want a grenade with me. That way I could pull the pin and they would zap me up and bam!!!! Bye Bye Wraith ship......Or

I was also thinking that you could make some fake looking humans on the ground and make it so they were emitting heat like a human but inside the dumbies was a Nuke....That way they could take it back to the Hive ship. When it was in the ship you set it off. Or I guess you could attach it to the back of a Genii.
In all seriousness, if the Wraith got me, and I had no weapons, I'd want a diaper, since I'd be crapping my pants about then...knowing what would happen to poor me.

However, I'd like to have a black cloak with a face shield like Anubis and that cool voice so I could try to intimidate the Wraith. "I am your only true God, kneel before me, scum, or I shall destroy thee with my super powers!"

A zat or Ancient Squid weapon thingy would be nice too! :)

greytop
January 12th, 2005, 06:31 AM
A super soaker, so I could kill some of the wraith. :p :D

To be serious, I would like to have protein from Hoffa. But it wouldn['t kill the waith as it did there, just make me an undirsable food source.

Sm0keY
January 12th, 2005, 07:06 AM
A Lightsaber :)

id like to see them regenerate after being "sliced n diced" with one of those babies ;)

Mr Prophet
January 12th, 2005, 08:35 AM
Cakes. And the finest wines known to humanity.

Oh wait; that's two things. Hmm...

I'll tell you what I wouldn't want with me and that's any of Sheppard, Ford, McKay or Teyla. If you're there with the main cast you just know you're around to show how the monster works.

I'd want somebody even less important than me, who could die while I run away, or just a recurring character contract of some sort.

FoolishPleasure
January 12th, 2005, 08:53 AM
I'd like to be with someone wearing a red shirt. At least I'd know who was going to die. :D

Wass
January 12th, 2005, 09:19 AM
A small nuclear bomb in briefcase :D , if your going to die you might as well take a wraith hive ship with you.

Wicked Wraith of the West
January 12th, 2005, 09:43 AM
I'd want one of the armbands of the Atenik's (Season 4 - Upgrades)
I could do A LOT of stuff with that. Right from pulling their pants down and running off to sticking a fake mustache on their face (the masked warriors wouldn't even know it!)

AnUbIs2004
January 12th, 2005, 07:21 PM
I have to say I would want my wife with me. She would talk them to death....literally. They would be commiting mass suicide just to escape her never-ending babble. I say this of course while she has been talking on the phone to her sisters for almost the entire day! At the very least she must have some super human powers, because I do not think the human jaw was meant for this much usage in one day, so maybe she has some other strange powers I don't know about

DelTrax1
January 12th, 2005, 09:26 PM
That's got to be one of the funniest things I have heard in a while. Good Luck with that! I forgot about the Tollin Wrist band. That would be super cool. You could walk around and they couldn't touch you. You could almost taunt them. If you had a out a fase doo hicky you could use that too. You could shoot them but they couldn't touch you.

IMForeman
January 12th, 2005, 09:26 PM
Kryptonian DNA..

-IMF

DelTrax1
January 12th, 2005, 11:29 PM
What if you slipped a Wraith with a hit of Acid....Maybe that would do one in. Or atleast trip him out so much you could steal his gun and Zat him.

lordvader
January 13th, 2005, 06:53 AM
Something I'd want if the Wraith got me ?

A diversion!

DATR
January 13th, 2005, 09:35 AM
I'd want one of those personal shield things that McKay finds near the beginning of the series.

Then I could laugh at there efforts to kill me.

Wass
January 13th, 2005, 09:42 AM
I'd want one of those personal shield things that McKay finds near the beginning of the series.

Then I could laugh at there efforts to kill me.

But you won’t be able to eat your self either :p

Teal'c
January 13th, 2005, 10:15 AM
A can opener. You know they forgot to bring one to Atlantis, so I'd dial up Atlantis and escape the oncoming hordes of Wraith :P

Lord Zedd
January 13th, 2005, 11:19 AM
A cloaked Puddle Jumper that handelds on voice command Wraith attacks I should Puddle JUmper 2 or so it appears Look the silly Wraith running then I on a cool bloody tone :cool: fire KABLAM

Mjolnir
January 13th, 2005, 11:25 AM
I would want MJOLNIR with me. Now that would show the Wraith who was boss!

shockwave
January 13th, 2005, 11:32 AM
a tollan phase cloak device, so they can't hurt me, but I can annoy them all day long

Janus
January 13th, 2005, 11:42 AM
a tollan phase cloak device, so they can't hurt me, but I can annoy them all day long

That's what I'd want to.

DelTrax1
January 13th, 2005, 11:54 AM
I know someone posted this but a light saber would be pretty cool.

SP90
January 13th, 2005, 05:23 PM
A Lightsaber :)

I was gonna say that! If its good enough for the Jedi, its good enough for me :)
Knowing that cool Jedi mind trick would be nice too.

Gategirl
January 14th, 2005, 06:36 AM
Kryptonian DNA..

-IMF


Now THAT sounds like a good idea to me!!

Mr Prophet
January 14th, 2005, 08:28 AM
Now THAT sounds like a good idea to me!!

Oh sure; because nothing's friendlier than a Wraith who's high on super-lifeforce. :rolleyes:

IMForeman
January 14th, 2005, 09:30 AM
Oh sure; because nothing's friendlier than a Wraith who's high on super-lifeforce. :rolleyes:

They'd never be able to pierce the skin of a Kryptonian to inject that enzyme they do when they feed. Then you apply a little heat vision... Wraith flambe!

-IMF

Mr Prophet
January 14th, 2005, 09:52 AM
They'd never be able to pierce the skin of a Kryptonian to inject that enzyme they do when they feed. Then you apply a little heat vision... Wraith flambe!

Point of fact, Superman is demonstrably vulnerable to at least one variety of alien's natural weaponry; why not another's?

IMForeman
January 14th, 2005, 10:03 AM
Point of fact, Superman is demonstrably vulnerable to at least one variety of alien's natural weaponry; why not another's?

What aliens?

-IMF

Ascended_Asgard
January 14th, 2005, 10:16 AM
I want the reflexes and power of Data from Startrek . So I could just break the Wraith in half

Mr Prophet
January 14th, 2005, 11:03 AM
What aliens?

Well, Superman vs. Aliens would have been pretty dull if they couldn't scratch him.

Crazedwraith
January 14th, 2005, 02:29 PM
A zat. I don't care much life force a Wraith had. Three shots and its outta here...

Mr Prophet
January 14th, 2005, 02:31 PM
A zat. I don't care much life force a Wraith had. Three shots and its outta here...

Yep. Worked on Aris Boch...Oh, wait...Well, anyway; it did just fine on the kull warriors and...No, hang on...

Nothing is certain, old wraith; nothing.

Except that supporting characters will be a) wrong, b) incompetent or c) sleeping with a member SG-1 at some point in their personal history.

Crazedwraith
January 14th, 2005, 02:37 PM
Zats work untill proven they don't. We know Boch and the Kulls ahd sepcial armour. Wraith on the other had have cool Jackets.

It is of course possible that the wraith might resist but until i see hard evidence it wouldn't be effective. I'd sooner have a zat than not.

Mr Prophet
January 14th, 2005, 02:46 PM
Zats work untill proven they don't. We know Boch and the Kulls ahd sepcial armour. Wraith on the other had have cool Jackets.

It is of course possible that the wraith might resist but until i see hard evidence it wouldn't be effective. I'd sooner have a zat than not.

Actually, we have no idea why Boch was resistant, but that's an old argument from another thread.

Zats do exactly what the plot dictates they must. They stun, they hurt, they kill, they disintegrate; the open doors and they seal them closed; I believe that the more advancd models carried by Apophis' red guards after he took over Sokar's forces also had a function for disintegrating the stones in horses' hooves.

Freekzilla
July 14th, 2006, 11:43 PM
I have to say I would want my wife with me. She would talk them to death....literally. They would be commiting mass suicide just to escape her never-ending babble. I say this of course while she has been talking on the phone to her sisters for almost the entire day! At the very least she must have some super human powers, because I do not think the human jaw was meant for this much usage in one day, so maybe she has some other strange powers I don't know about

Okay, that is too hilarious to ignore. Maybe she got a mutated Ancient gene or something? Funny how wo....nevermind, I'm not gonna say anymore.
*zips mouth shut*
What'll be really funny is what happens if your wife reads that. I don't even want to be in the same time zone if that happens.

Freekzilla
July 14th, 2006, 11:53 PM
ok, I'd want a ZA'TARC, you know those little Goa'uld weapons assasins used. I think they'd make a nice little belt buckle. You wouldn't get a lot of shots, but it would kills a few Wraith, then you could take thier weapons. Of course that would all depend on whether the Wraith took your pants or not. In my case, I think they'd leave mine alone, especially if I had eaten beans lately. :indeed:

2ndgenerationalteran
July 15th, 2006, 01:53 AM
a kull warrior suit.

Ouroboros
July 15th, 2006, 06:44 AM
A hivekeeper girlfriend to pull rank on their queen, talk the whole thing down to a parking ticket and score me a free complimentary scoutship.

Cam_Mitchell
July 15th, 2006, 10:03 AM
Umm probbily ronin as he seeems not to care for his life and he is ruthlus enough and befoure you ask im not gay lol


--Gaz--

Sheppard
July 15th, 2006, 10:03 PM
Sheppard and Ronon:cool:

Syera
July 15th, 2006, 10:39 PM
The ability to charm any and all Wraith into letting me go unnibbled. :P

IcyNeko
July 15th, 2006, 11:27 PM
Syera (see above post)

2ndgenerationalteran
July 16th, 2006, 03:04 AM
an "Oh $hit" button that would get me out :D

Steven_the_Atlantean
July 16th, 2006, 04:32 AM
I know shes not a "Thing" but she is an ancient and shes' got it all.!;)
An Ascended Ancient, Chaya!

Matt G
July 16th, 2006, 01:49 PM
Rodney's forcefield thing from Hide and Seek. Doubt the Wraith would be able to get at me with that.

Esquin
July 16th, 2006, 06:48 PM
A P-90 and more ammo then you can shake a stick at. Just aim for the Wraith heads. It's really pretty simple, without the brain the body dies and I don't care what kind of weird Alien you are. If you have one brain, and I kill said brain, the rest of you goes with it.

Therefore P90+ headshots = me being alive and happy.

ZOMG Wraith weakness!

Syera
July 17th, 2006, 12:51 PM
A P-90 and more ammo then you can shake a stick at. Just aim for the Wraith heads. It's really pretty simple, without the brain the body dies and I don't care what kind of weird Alien you are. If you have one brain, and I kill said brain, the rest of you goes with it.

Therefore P90+ headshots = me being alive and happy.

ZOMG Wraith weakness!
YES! Somebody else figured it out, too! :D

It always kills me off how they keep shooting the chest, which wastes rounds and rounds of bullets, when - DUH - if they shot at the head, they'd have it killed almost instantly.

I don't care WHAT your training says. If it doesn't work, TRY A DIFFERENT APPROACH.

mckaychick
July 17th, 2006, 01:14 PM
Ronon

Mr Prophet
July 17th, 2006, 01:19 PM
Just aim for the Wraith heads. It's really pretty simple, without the brain the body dies and I don't care what kind of weird Alien you are. If you have one brain, and I kill said brain, the rest of you goes with it.

Maybe; although the fact that a severed Wraith arm retains a substantial level of viability suggests that any assumption of such a centralised nervous system has to go for a burton.

Freekzilla
July 22nd, 2006, 01:27 AM
Maybe; although the fact that a severed Wraith arm retains a substantial level of viability suggests that any assumption of such a centralised nervous system has to go for a burton.

a "Burton"?? What's that?

Syera
July 22nd, 2006, 07:14 AM
a "Burton"?? What's that?
Uh... remember Emily's arm in Corpse Bride? Maybe that's a 'Burton.' :D

Eh, okay, probably not. :P

Mr Prophet
July 22nd, 2006, 08:41 AM
a "Burton"?? What's that?

Well, that's the question really. It's one of those sayings that has never really been explained; not definitively anyway.

Freekzilla
July 22nd, 2006, 09:12 AM
I wouldn't know. I never saw Corpse Bride or the other one either. I'm not really a fan of Tim Burton's work.

Elles
August 1st, 2006, 04:34 PM
That one weapon at Dakara, reprogrammed to kill Wraith... KILL WRAITH! *ahem* Yup.

Freekzilla
August 1st, 2006, 04:53 PM
I dunno, the Iratus bug seemed to not like salt water. So maybe the Wraith don't like it either.

padr49904
August 1st, 2006, 06:23 PM
I would have an ascend button so if one came near me i would push it. I would then kill it before going up into the sky.

Freekzilla
August 1st, 2006, 07:43 PM
I would have an ascend button so if one came near me i would push it. I would then kill it before going up into the sky.

That's if the other Ascended let you do that.

Demonique
August 8th, 2006, 03:28 PM
Lucius Lavin's special tonic.

And once the wraith is all smitten and stuff - "So, Mr Wraith, want to do rude things with me?"

Morgania
August 8th, 2006, 04:12 PM
The powers of a Q. Just *snap* myself out of danger and into a cafe.

Linkinparkgundam
August 8th, 2006, 04:39 PM
A uncooked Box of fishsticks because I can cram them up any Wraith noses while trying to make a escape....

_WraithQueen_
August 9th, 2006, 08:27 AM
A large gun to shoot the exsisting hive queen, then take over the hive and fly through the galaxy wraithing randoms :P

Freekzilla
August 11th, 2006, 10:49 PM
A diaper to wet oneself when faced with that Boss/King Wraith.

susanne
August 12th, 2006, 06:43 AM
A diaper to wet oneself when faced with that Boss/King Wraith.
hahahaha ^ that is good i'd say a cloaking device so i can take a tour of the hive when im in it deep

Contraban
August 12th, 2006, 07:31 AM
An' Ancient shield device.

Pharaoh Atem
August 12th, 2006, 08:35 AM
super soaker with backpack full of salt water

Freekzilla
August 12th, 2006, 12:01 PM
I'd want a viagra pellet gun. A Wraith with morning wood would be confused and would have one heck of a time trying to run after me. :D

gatebuster64
August 12th, 2006, 01:39 PM
Machello's body switching device

Col. Shadow Quinn
August 12th, 2006, 04:41 PM
Aurora class battleship in mint condition with Asgard transporter tech, I could blast Wraith out of the sky. That would be cool.

Freekzilla
August 12th, 2006, 10:18 PM
I still think my Viagra gun would be effective, not to mention amusing.

Orici icirO
August 13th, 2006, 12:34 PM
Dewraithifier gas in a deoderant can

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 12:35 PM
Well I could say this ....If I couldn't get away and I knew I was going to die I would want a grenade with me. That way I could pull the pin and they would zap me up and bam!!!! Bye Bye Wraith ship......Or

I was also thinking that you could make some fake looking humans on the ground and make it so they were emitting heat like a human but inside the dumbies was a Nuke....That way they could take it back to the Hive ship. When it was in the ship you set it off. Or I guess you could attach it to the back of a Genii.
40 pound of C4

Col. Shadow Quinn
August 14th, 2006, 07:59 AM
Phaser- good old fashion weapon.

stewsith
August 16th, 2006, 04:34 PM
Id bring them the location of earth and lead them to a gloriuos victory as I am actually a former wraith under the effects of the retrovirus!

Freekzilla
August 16th, 2006, 08:13 PM
Id bring them the location of earth and lead them to a gloriuos victory as I am actually a former wraith under the effects of the retrovirus!

It would be a long wait, because it would take them forever to get to earth. In that time, I'd finally perfect my Wraith-Proof underwear. No din-din for you!

stewsith
August 17th, 2006, 01:16 AM
It would be a long wait, because it would take them forever to get to earth. In that time, I'd finally perfect my Wraith-Proof underwear. No din-din for you!

Actually, since my time with the wretched humans as a turned wraith I was able to get the schematics for your hyperdrive so we have modified ours so we can be there within a few weeks!

Elles
August 17th, 2006, 01:22 AM
My personal favorite Star Trek weapon would have to be the Romulan Disruptor... I'd take that over a phaser any day... :D

Kindhoney
August 17th, 2006, 09:57 AM
If I couldn't get Christopher Judge, I'd have to say Harvey E. Walden IV from "Celebrity Fit Club". If neither #3 would be vegetable pizza no olives... :D

RedGuard
August 17th, 2006, 11:20 AM
How about Borg implants from Voyager. That way once they start feeding on me I can begin to assimilate them all!

susanne
August 17th, 2006, 12:30 PM
i'd alsov take a redshirt to take the fall :P

Sam fisher
August 17th, 2006, 01:51 PM
I would bring Dog.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_%28Half-Life_2%29