Stargate Perverted Wishes

[jsonitsac]

So here is the game poster A makes a wish about something they'd want to see in the Stargate universe. The next poster then "grants" the wish but puts a silly twist to it. For example:

I wish that Sam and Jack would get to gether.

The next poster would write

Granted, but they're having a hard time getting off the superglue.

That poster would then make a wish and so on and so on.

So, without further ado:

I wish Teal'c had a mustache.

[jwgrlrrajn]

Technically, this kind of game is supposed to be "corrupted wishes" (perverted is almost asking for a mod intervention)

But anyway...

I wish Teal'c had a mustache.

Granted, but it's so long that the tips of the mustache reach all the way down to the floor.

I wish that Atlantis had another season.

[RodneyIsGodney]

I wish that Atlantis had another season.

Granted, but it's the winter season and it's so bitter that the ocean freezes.


I wish that Carson never died.

[Alteran of Atlantis]

I wish that Carson never died.

Granted, but he's now an Asuran bent on killing us all.


I wish the IOA never existed.

[jsonitsac]

Granted but WWIII broke out over the gate.

I wish Ba'al was still around.