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    fankwank ship thread

    hello i'm starting the one thing all ship designers hate... a fanwank ship design thread. i don't care if it's fourhundred miles long and can fit two hundred deathstars in it, just as long as you can put a model where your mouth is! as long as its 0.00000000000000001% stargate in one way, it can go on here!

    plus you can put any ship that you're making for any race be it acient or ori, just pile 'em up!

    now i'm sounding like a true door to door sales-man! (lol)
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    #2
    I just made this up just for a starter


    Class: BAMF
    Type: Heavy Battleship
    Length: 9208 Meters
    Mass: 203 Million Metric Tons
    Crew: 50,000
    Fighters: 1000 Death Gliders, 1000 Ori Fighters
    Other: 120 Tel'Taks, 200 Alkeshes

    Power/Propulsion
    100x ZPMs
    100 Asgard Neutrino Generators
    100x Goa'uld Naquadah Generators
    40x Tollan Fusion Generators
    Asgard Hyperdive


    Weapons:
    100x Ancient Beam weapons (like satellite defense system)
    80,000 Drones
    300x Tollan Ion Cannons
    500x Ha'tak Cannons
    100x Asgard Energy Weapons
    50x Ori Beam Weapons
    1000x Vulcan Cannons

    Defense:
    Outer: 50 meter Bio-Armor (Wraith)
    Middle: 50 Meter Ablative Armor (Kull Warriors suit armor)
    Inner: 50 meter Bio-armor (Wraith)
    Ancient Shield Generator
    Asgard Shield Generator
    Goa'uld Shield Generator (When Less Power is needed)

    Other:
    Cloak Generator from Merlin/Sodan Cloaking, Anti-Lock on Systems, Asgard Beams, 40 Ring Transporters
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      #3
      my ship is a planet ship and ist just what it sounds like.

      ive thrown the bigest hyperdrive ever imagined powered by 10 arcturas generators onto earth and installed an atlantis type shield thats powered by a 10 arcturas generators and its capable of going through a sun and coming out completely intact. it has sublight engines that can go 1/2 the speed of light nd is powered by 10 arcturas generators.

      i have also installed 3000 asgard beam weapon arrays each capable of giving off a beam the size of the average skyscraper. there is also 2000 ori energy blast weapons. on the planet is also a fleet of 10000 304s and 100000 302s.

      and to stop all of that pesky land disputes and war and whatnot ive established a inpenetrable shield around each country sealing them in and given them asgard matter converter technology to make anything they want.

      i am on an atlantis class city ship identical to atlantis thats fully powered by 5 ZPMs with 60 spares and the facilities to make hundreds more. i also have drones and asgard matter converters so i am completely safe.

      also, ive created an artificial sun that flys around with us giving us plenty of sunlight.
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        #4
        my ship has a miniature sun powering it in the middle can take out Ha'taks in a single shot and was built by ascended beings oh wait......damn those toilet ships they stole all my ideas

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          #5
          Mines is an Aurora with Atlantis shields a zpm factory an unlimited supply of drones, a richmond cigarette factory and a macdonals and I'm the only crew except from my workers who make my **** and happy meals for me.



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            #6
            MY SHIP

            Class: Tubby the Try Hard (Private Joke )

            Size: 145,069 Meters

            Power Generation:
            ~1000x ZPM's
            ~10,000x NIG's
            ~1x Hamster In A Wheel

            Weapons:
            ~600x Ori Beam Weapons (For Point Defence)
            ~8,000,000x NOVA Bombs
            ~1x Paris Hilton Launcher (Also shoots Nathan Buckleys if Available)
            ~1x Main Weapon

            Defence:
            ~69x Atlantis Grade Shields
            ~50 Meters Borg Nano Armour
            ~18x Merlin Cloaking Devices

            Fighter Complement:
            ~2000x F-302s
            ~2000x Vipers
            ~2000x X-Wings
            ~5x Death Stars

            Additional Tech:
            ~72x Krispy Kreams
            ~37x Strip Clubs
            ~89x Crown Lager Factorys
            ~109x Nuclear Powered Coffee Machines
            ~1x My Girlfriend and Her Sister
            ~2x AI's (Serena and Cortana)
            ~8x 69 Meters LCD TV's
            ~8x Xbox 360s Hooked Up To Xbox Live
            ~1x Music Stage With Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu and Bullet For My Valentine Playing Non-Stop


            So what do you think? Is it big enough? Oh, did I mention it's Captained by Keyes, Adama, Picard and O'neill and it's main weapon can, naturally, destroy the universe.
            Last edited by jonos101; 03 April 2009, 02:52 AM.



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              #7
              seemes kinda week to me...

              was thinking of making a thread like this a couple of times, never got around though...
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                #8
                size: 100m x100mx100m.

                powered by:
                50 hamsters in a wheel.

                weapons:
                5x ASCENDED BEING

                propulsion:
                wormholedrive

                defence:
                Infinity shield (strenght=10 hamsters on a wheel. so infinite)

                armor:
                Nanite adaptive armor

                additional:
                Time machine
                TDF
                load of ancient, asgard, furling, nox, goauld, ascended(merlin), Anubis, hebridan, Ori, etc tech

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                  #9
                  hm...

                  Length: 100 km
                  Hight: 5 km
                  Width (smallest): 5 km
                  Width (widest): 44 km

                  Weapons:

                  1000x APBW
                  20 000x Railguns
                  100 nuke-silos x 50 MK VIII
                  10 nuke-silos x 10 MK IX
                  1x Deathstar style Ori superweapon at front

                  Armor/shielding:
                  150 Atlantis style shield generators x 1500 shield emitters
                  10m thick, nano-regenerative, Asgard super-alloy

                  Crew:
                  min: 1
                  max: 200 000
                  passenger capacity: 4 000 000

                  Power:
                  50 ZPM centrals x 5 ZPMs
                  10 stations for ZPM-crafting

                  Propulsion:
                  One massive sublight engine
                  4 small thrusters
                  ancient/asgard hybrid hyperdrive
                  wormhole drive

                  Other:
                  computers can be voice controlled from all over the ship, with access code (AI response)
                  several messhalls with matterconverter-food dispencers
                  TDF and time travel
                  internal Ancient transport system
                  and every other pice of advanced pice of tech that they have ever run across in the series.
                  Last edited by tjoflojt; 04 April 2009, 09:13 AM.
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                  Spoiler:
                  Originally posted by IMDB
                  Revealing mistakes: Throughout the series, the IDC is received by the SGC before the wormhole has been established.
                  Hehe

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                    #10
                    remember to put the models where your mouth is. (make the models in other words)
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                      #11
                      We should just make the USS defiant. Have an Oneil type pulse canon on the tip of each wing with an uber beam top and bottom (on turrets). For zone area denial use something like a 7.62 mm version of cwis front and back (top and bottom). Asgard transport with the capability to beam nukes and cull fighters and chunks of hull from opponents ships. We'd need a zpm since there wouldn't be any room for a large NIG.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by morrismike View Post
                        We should just make the USS defiant. Have an Oneil type pulse canon on the tip of each wing with an uber beam top and bottom (on turrets). For zone area denial use something like a 7.62 mm version of cwis front and back (top and bottom). Asgard transport with the capability to beam nukes and cull fighters and chunks of hull from opponents ships. We'd need a zpm since there wouldn't be any room for a large NIG.
                        model??? and the defiant doesnt have wings, mine does though

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                          #13
                          i started on my model earlier, my first one, and I came to realise that i might be in over my head... will probably post what i have so far later and ask for some help ^^
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                          Spoiler:
                          Originally posted by IMDB
                          Revealing mistakes: Throughout the series, the IDC is received by the SGC before the wormhole has been established.
                          Hehe

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                            #14
                            i did say...
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                              #15
                              My ship would use several layers of the terminally ill for shields and young athletes for propulsion.

                              It would be unstoppable and would have respectable endurance and sprinting abilities.

                              Random people from all countries will be beamed from Earth's surface and propelled at relativistic speeds towards enemy ships to help cope with overpopulation. You'd have nearly unlimited ammo.

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