1,001 Reasons Why The Forum is Pink

[HAL2100]

...Darren sold gateworld.net to Elle Woods.

[Steelbox]

Ellen Woods kidnapped Daren.

[HAL2100]

Gateworld.net has gone corporate - its now owned by MaryKay Cosmetics! and Darren now has the title of Executive Vice President At-Large for Corporate Communications, Marketing and Press Relations Midwest Region

[Reiko]

GateWorld wants me to go to my paper.

[Rasunda]

GateWorld's freaking out....?

[Shelly]

Mattel Toy Co. has purchased GW and intends to release a line of Stargate Barbies soon.

[HAL2100]

Darren is conducting a test with the makers of pepto-bismol to see how effective pepto-bismol is at remediating upset stomachs caused by staring at various colors on a computer for extended periods of time.

[Khentkawes]

The mods had too much virtual alcohol at their mod party and while hung over, they accidentally spilled Pepto Bismol all over the forum.

[John's PuddleJumper]

the 12 female mods locked Darren in a cupboard and went crazy with femine themes

[HAL2100]

Darren's come up with a way that individuals who don't contribute donations are presented with a pink background - its a ploy to raise funding during these hard economic times.

[Swimmingcook]

To drive everyone mad trying to figure out why it is pink.

[Ksya]

They want less people on the Forum

[Pitry]

Darren was told Pink is the new Blue, and had to act accordingly...

[John's PuddleJumper]

Darren has been brainwashed and thinks we like it

[Shelly]

Pink is a loving and friendly color. It should help us through the Vision Statement implementation.