Favorite Kung Pow, Enter the Fist Quotes

[Supreme Commander Thor]

I'm bleeding, making me the victor.

[Supreme Commander Thor]

I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is... this is Earth.

[Supreme Commander Thor]

Master Doe: I have a mortal wound.
Master Tang: Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.

[stargate barbie]

ok. i can't think of a direct quote, but basically,
the ENTIRE opening sequence! baby literally kicking ass.
and especially
" oh, so cute"
*rolls him down the hill*
"bye bye!"

[spg_1983]

wait wait wait, people actually like that movie????? that was so horrible, and not even funny

[Supreme Commander Thor]

wait wait wait, people actually like that movie????? that was so horrible, and not even funny
It is like any other cult movie... you LOVE it or HATE it... I LOVED it... I almost choked on my food I was laughing so hard the first time I watched it... I was pretty tired though too... heheheheh

One thing that was AMAZING about it was how they superimposed the pictures of the current day actors into the 1970's film... that was cool that they could pull that off so well.

And who couldn't love the singing as they walked into town... "Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Product Placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito Macho Burrito..."

[Champos]

Aaaahhhhh....... cult movies..................

What? You expect me to actually contribute something worthwhile to this thread? Like hell I will!!!!

[nugglebugget]

I'm embarrased to admit I watched it......even liked alot of it.I have a demented sense of humor,what can I say?

At the end,when the Pyramid ships were attacking,my youngest kept insisting they were lampooning "Stargate".I really didn't know how to respond as any time I see something of ancient Egypt I think of "Stargate".....or "Yu-gi-oh".

Think this "Odekerk"gem was ill?Try "Thumb Wars" & "Thumb-tanic",must-see's for the truly demented.

[thorshammer]

Master Betty: Call me Betty

When that girl starts crying "weeeuuweuweu"

[weirfan517]

I loved this movie even though it was really dumb but so freaking funny. The funny part was the fight with the cow and when the students chanted "Which one of us is wearing a pushup bra " And beware of Betty and his song about big butts.
ONe of the funniest things i heard was when they were falling down the waterfall and the "water were getting wet" lol

[FoolishPleasure]

How the heck did I miss THIS thread?

This movie was so funny I almost got sick from laughing. My son has the DVD and has memorized almost the whole movie.

"Isn't Betty a woman's name?" :D