Ainty's 'I Miss SG-1' The #1 Quote Tourney

[aintright]

Okay ... yes, yes, someone slap me ... but, have a bug for a new thread!!

Here is how it will go!!

This is a tourney based on quotes ...

We will break this down by season (yes I will even include S9 & S10 ... even if I am not a fan). We will start with season one and move along. Each round I will post the link to the transcript of the ep we are voting on. You will get around 48 hours to pick your favorite quote from the ep. A tally of the favorite votes will be made and the top five votes will get points based on what place they came in at. At the end of the season the the top fifty quotes will be what we duke it out over.

So lets get started!!

Round One ~ Children of the gods

Your transcript!


now it is up to you!!!

post your quotes!!!


thanks for playing!!!


ainty!!


teehee!!

[aintright]

Round One ~ Children of the gods

SAMUELS
What if the aliens get it?

JACK
Well, they could be blowing their noses
right now.

teehee!!

[Thunderstorm]

We only get 1 quote per episode? That's going to be really tough. I'll be happy to play thru season 7.

[sugarshaker]

Round One ~ Children of the gods

[Teal'c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O'Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.]

Jack: You going to be okay?

[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O'Neill looks back to Teal'c.]

Jack: Hey, c'mon!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

Jack: For this you can stay at my place! Let's go.


Love that one.

[cess525]

JACK: I can save these people!

Teal'c points his staff weapon at O'Neill.

JACK: Help me! Help me.

TEAL'C: Many have said that!

He fires at one of his own Jaffa

TEAL'C: But you are the first I believe could do it!


And that is how a friendship is born:-P

[trupi]

SAM:
I'm an Air Force officer just like you
are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive
organs are on the inside instead of
the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle
whatever you can handle.


Jack:
Oh, this has nothing to do with you
being a woman. I like women. I've just
got a little problem with scientists.

[aintright]

We only get 1 quote per episode? That's going to be really tough. I'll be happy to play thru season 7.

Indeed!!


only ONE!!


you can blame the MADD thread ... they were my inspiration!!


no one said it would be easy!! mwaaaaaaaaaa!!


great quotes btw ALL!!!


teehee!!

[nell]

Sam: You know, you really will like me when you get to know me.

Jack: Oh, I adore you already, Captain.

[Callista]

OK, well this isn't one of my favorite episodes, but I did find this exchange kind of funny:


JACK
What the hell is that?


TEAL'C
It is an infant Goa'uld, the larval
form of the gods. I have carried one
since I was a child, as all Jaffa carry
one.


JACK
Well, get it out of there!!

[wurlitzer153]

Daniel: "Anybody got a Kleenex?"

[L-JADE]

JACK : Thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone who actually read it.
That's a joke, sir. Most of my work for the past ten years has been classified.

[OneillTwo"LL"s]

SAM Oh... I think I'm going to be sick.
JACK Maybe you shouldn't have had that big lunch.

[Ryn]

Great! a new tourney!

Here's my quote

JACK: A little piece of advice, Major? Get re-assed to NASA. That's where all the action's gonna be. Out there.

Little did he know...

[Kliggins]

CARTER
Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it! It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a system on Earth.

[jasminaGo]

You can actually see the fluctuations in the event horizon!