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    1,001 Explanations of (or Uses for) Sheppard's Hair

    Post either an explanation as to why his hair is...his hair or a use (canon or non-canon) for it
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    #2
    Scrubbing off the barnacles of a fishing boat
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      #3
      A pillow wherever he goes.

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        #4
        His personal hairdresser couldn't travel with him to Atlantis, not to mention she wouldn't pass the background check, suffice to say that not only is his hair in pretty bad shape, but he hasn't had a pedicure in over five years (and he didn't think to pack nail clippers)
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          #5
          Cleaning the wheels on my car.
          When i die bury me face down so the
          hole world can kiss my ass

          Please click on these Dragon's for me once a day

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            #6
            Needing an escape route from Uluru, Macgyver ingeniously created an aeroplane from 16 Asians, 3 waffles, Sheppard's Hair and a duck's quack.
            People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

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              #7
              To clean my dip stick when i check my oil.
              When i die bury me face down so the
              hole world can kiss my ass

              Please click on these Dragon's for me once a day

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                #8
                MacGyver built a nerve gas grenade using five highlighter pens, a nickel, a roll of duct tape, a Spanish-English dictionary, Sheppard's hair and a cup of jello in order to escape from his captors; a group of Dutch cardiologists
                People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

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                  #9
                  The Furlings have been with us all along....
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                    #10
                    To dust my house if i ever wanted to.
                    Last edited by DOUG-O; 12 January 2009, 12:49 PM.
                    When i die bury me face down so the
                    hole world can kiss my ass

                    Please click on these Dragon's for me once a day

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                      #11
                      To open a packet of ketchup whilst dining at McWendy's, MacGyver constructed a low-yield nuclear weapon using duct tape, three fries, a square of toilet paper, some opened packets of ketchup, and a drink cup half-filled with warm lemonade. The device only succeeded in weakening the packet, however, and a sample of Sheppard's Hair was necessary to breach the packet's carapace.
                      People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

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                        #12
                        A failed attempt by the Ori to de-ascend one of their own
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                          #13
                          That's how he hides powerbars from McKay. He just sticks them in his hair.

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                            #14
                            Its actually an advanced personal time travel device that uses biotechnology to move the person through time. Unfortunately, as it was one of JANUS' projects it didn't quite work the first time...
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                              #15
                              It's actually a personal shield. No wonder Sheppard never gets hurt!

                              Originally posted by HAL2100 View Post
                              Its actually an advanced personal time travel device that uses biotechnology to move the person through time. Unfortunately, as it was one of JANUS' projects it didn't quite work the first time...
                              Oh shut up!

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