Stargate limericks

[Artifysial]

A limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming.

I'll start off with an example

There was once a young Jaffa called Teal'c
Whose mother said drink lots of milk
You'll grow big and strong
with arms and legs long
Then enemy of the Gou'ald you may bilk*

means evade

Hint you can use online rhyme dictionaries to help

finish the last three lines then you start a new one with the first two

There was once a Colonel called Jack
Who thought fishing was quite the crack...

[WingedPegasus]

Cool thread!

There once was a Colonel called Jack,
Who thought fishing was quite the crack,
But he fished his pond out
And left not a trout
So he to S. Command went back!


There once was a man called McKay,
Who snarked all the live-long day . . .

[Artifysial]

There once was a man called McKay,
Who snarked all the live-long day . . .

[/QUOTE]

his wailing endured
His lemon fear uncured

his team decided to make him pay


There once lived a Gou'ald called Ba'al
Whose leather clad figure did entrall

[Nikki]

There once lived a Gou'ald called Ba'al
Whose leather clad figure did entrall

There once lived a Gou'ald called Ba'al
Whose leather clad figure did enthrall
Hot and sexy...
Some say more so than Dex-y
In love I think I did fall



Hope I did that right.

[Artifysial]

brilliant now start a new limerick with two lines for example:

Ther once was a young man called Ronan
Who people confused with barbarian Conan ...

[Nikki]

Right, sorry.

There once was a scientist named Sam
Experiments, into her schedule, she did cram

[Artifysial]

Right, sorry.

no problem !

There once was a scientist named Sam
Experiments, into her schedule, she did cram

She was naturally smart
solving her was her art
yet she could not get Jack off her mind, damn


There once was a team called SG1
They liked work but also to have fun...

[Nikki]

She was naturally smart
solving her was her art
yet she could not get Jack off her mind, damn


There once was a team called SG1
They liked work but also to have fun...

Hehe, good one.

There once was a team called SG1
They liked work but also to have fun
Beer, crosswords and pool
More fun now than when at school
Between all four, everything, they have now done!

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There once was a General named Hammond
With SG1 he had a strong bond

[Artifysial]

Hehe, good one.

There once was a team called SG1
They liked work but also to have fun
Beer, crosswords and pool
More fun now than when at school
Between all four, everything, they have now done!

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There once was a General named Hammond
With SG1 he had a strong bond

while they went into the unknown
he was left behind to wait on his own

they'd have him back if they had a wand



There once was a Jaffa called Bra'tac
He was a warrior but pretty laid back

[WingedPegasus]

There once was a Jaffa called Bra'tac,
He was a warrior but pretty laid back,
Then he got in a fight
And it was quite a sight
In talent the man had no lack!

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The Stargate's an Ancient device,
One found in sand, the other in ice,

[Artifysial]

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The Stargate's an Ancient device,
One found in sand, the other in ice,[/QUOTE]
It's round and it's bright
shining wormhole light
but don't get in it's way or you'll splice


There was a little guy name Thor
whose take on Earth humour was poor...

[Nikki]

There was a little guy named Thor
whose take on Earth humour was poor...
However Jack O'Neill was there...
Much to Thor's despair...
To tell jokes galore!

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There was a tech named Walter
In his duties, he never did falter...

[Artifysial]

There was a tech named Walter
In his duties, he never did falter
The chevrons he locked
Gou'ald minions he blocked
There's nothing about him you'd alter



There was a brave Major called Lorne
he felt between Milky Way and Pegasus torn

[WingedPegasus]

There was a tech named Walter,
In his duties, he never did falter,
Through all sorts to trials
He the Stargate dials
More stoic that the rock of Gibraltar!

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Doctor Rodney McKay had a cat,
That loved to sleep on a mat,

[Nikki]

There was a tech named Walter
In his duties, he never did falter
The chevrons he locked
Gou'ald minions he blocked
There's nothing about him you'd alter



There was a brave Major called Lorne
he felt between Milky Way and Pegasus torn

I just oved that Walter one!

There was a brave Major called Lorne
he felt between Milky Way and Pegasus torn
But in Pegasus he was needed
However, for holidays he had pleaded
The Milky Way he no longer did mourn!

There was a tech named Walter,
In his duties, he never did falter,
Through all sorts to trials
He the Stargate dials
More stoic that the rock of Gibraltar!

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Doctor Rodney McKay had a cat,
That loved to sleep on a mat,

Another good Walter one!

Doctor Rodney McKay had a cat,
That loved to sleep on a mat
He was sleepy and lazy
Always feeling kinda dazy
Perhaps he should've gotten a bat...

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The name of Sam's love is Jack O'Neill
After ten years she knows how he does feel