Ok you're an alien commander of (select your race) and SGA is all up in your face flaunting one of its fancy new Asgard upgraded 304s. You want to make them cry and call you a meanie cheater nofairpants so you plan to blow it up, preferably while the entire main cast is all packed inside the bridge for some reason that has nothing to do with their qualifications in operating a starship.
How do you do it.
Here's the rules
-Pick a badguy species from stargate, someone who's multi planet empire has been "at war" with the mighty forces of the USAF space navy at some point in the past or present.
-You can use any mainline ship from that race you picked combined with any technology or capability they've been shown to have and any amount of cunning you want in combining them to accomplish your mission. So you can for example pick a Ha'tak and say you're going to ram them with a cloaked Alkesh after offering your unconditional surrender.
-No one off super ships/weapons.
-While you can add tech your race has to your ships in reasonable ways you can not make stuff up out of thin air. So no talking about your Ori battleship with 14 ZPMs and a cannon that shoots naked Adrias at .99c. You can apply the Ori tech in different ways or add some bits of Ori tech to your Ori ship you think it's lacking but you're not getting 3 years in dry dock and unlimited access to a genie to help you max out your ship with all the best stuff from stargate before you have to attempt this.
-The crappier the ship you can do it with the better. If you can come up with a way to do it with an Asuran copy of Atlantis nobody's really going to be too impressed. If you can come up with a halfway believable way to do it in a death glider on the other hand...
The more humiliating and cheap a way you can come up with to do it the better. The Asgard beams are cheap. The 3 shot kills on your massive warships of doom are cheap. The fact Earth can do this after 10 years while you had to work for thousands is cheap. I want you to get mad like a real alien warlord would, get angry, get just plain pissed off about how imbalanced and cheesy Earth is and try to turn the tables on them as best you can.
Is there some fatal flaw they overlooked, some way you can kill them in 3 shots. Bonus points if you find it. The more hilariously cheap the better.
Have at them!
How do you do it.
Here's the rules
-Pick a badguy species from stargate, someone who's multi planet empire has been "at war" with the mighty forces of the USAF space navy at some point in the past or present.
-You can use any mainline ship from that race you picked combined with any technology or capability they've been shown to have and any amount of cunning you want in combining them to accomplish your mission. So you can for example pick a Ha'tak and say you're going to ram them with a cloaked Alkesh after offering your unconditional surrender.
-No one off super ships/weapons.
-While you can add tech your race has to your ships in reasonable ways you can not make stuff up out of thin air. So no talking about your Ori battleship with 14 ZPMs and a cannon that shoots naked Adrias at .99c. You can apply the Ori tech in different ways or add some bits of Ori tech to your Ori ship you think it's lacking but you're not getting 3 years in dry dock and unlimited access to a genie to help you max out your ship with all the best stuff from stargate before you have to attempt this.
-The crappier the ship you can do it with the better. If you can come up with a way to do it with an Asuran copy of Atlantis nobody's really going to be too impressed. If you can come up with a halfway believable way to do it in a death glider on the other hand...
The more humiliating and cheap a way you can come up with to do it the better. The Asgard beams are cheap. The 3 shot kills on your massive warships of doom are cheap. The fact Earth can do this after 10 years while you had to work for thousands is cheap. I want you to get mad like a real alien warlord would, get angry, get just plain pissed off about how imbalanced and cheesy Earth is and try to turn the tables on them as best you can.
Is there some fatal flaw they overlooked, some way you can kill them in 3 shots. Bonus points if you find it. The more hilariously cheap the better.
Have at them!
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