Things a Stargate stoner might say....

[tombombadil]

as most of you know....when people are stoned they always think they're making really deep and profound statements......so i started thinking.....what might a gatehead-pothead say?

"dude....what if our universe is just a ZPM in a larger universe and we're being used to power a spaceship?"

[DOUG-O]

Dude when you said fire i thought you wanted a light