Alliteration Aids Against Absolutely Anything!

[Womble]

This is a place to post alliterations- you know, sentences in which every single word begins with the same letter, for example, "Sam's Science Spoils Supper". The challenge is to come up with an alliterated sentence that makes sense, tells a story and preferably is also funny. Stargate-related ones welcome.

I'll start:

Carter criticized Camulus' calculations. Cowardly Camulus cried cautiously, cuddling cute cows.

[Womble]

Well? Anybody?

Come on, try it. It's fun!

[DOUG-O]

Stargate ships slip sideway's shocking sam saying sh#t

[Pic]

Reaching, Rodney rolls Radek 'round Ronon repairing replicators

[dipsofjazz]

Selmak shocks Sam. Jack just jumps.

[Girlbot]

Cam can't control Camulus's cantankerous cohorts.

[DOUG-O]

Sam shocks someone somewhere saying something

[Girlbot]

Scrupuously scouring space, Sam sees some strange silhouettes sliding slowly somewhere special.

[DOUG-O]

Anubus an apophis are against almost anything accept alcohol

[Womble]

Anubus an apophis are against almost anything accept alcohol

Was that misspelled, or is there a comma missing?

Great giong people, keep it up

Silly Sokar stole Sam's silver scissors. So sinister...

[Girlbot]

Almost anyone approves anything anyday,and always accepts accountability.

[dipsofjazz]

Dex's daring dastardly deeds didn't dumb down Daniel.

[Womble]

Hapless Heru'ur howled hideously. Heavy hammer had hit his head, hurt his hearing. However, Hebridian herbalists helped him heal his headache, hypocritically hissing heretical hogwash.

[RodneyIsGodney]

Rodney really regrets reading Radek's reports regarding replicators replicating radiocative rifles randomly.

[RodneyIsGodney]

Daniel demolished dilapidated dungeons devilishly