Stargate facts - The Stig style

[ebethman]

A little bit of a rip off of the Chuck Norris threads but whose counting. This for fans of top gear who crack up at those comments about The Stig like:

Some say that his first name really is "the"
Others say that he blinks, this way [sideways]

I shall start

Some say that Chuck is wanted on 38 different planets.
Others say that Carter worked out 42 first.

[wkw427]

Once you blow up a sun, you are expected to make a nahquada generator out of a paperclip, pencil, and string. Without an Asgard Matter converter

[a6346]

Some say he's as think as a plank of wood
Others say he's smarter than he leads on
But all we know is he's called the Oniell

[ebethman]

Some say that he can swear in three more languages than there actually are
Others say he's died more times that the new fashion trend
All we now is he's called that Daniel

[P-90_177]

Some say he has watched Star Wars 87 times in a single sitting.....
And others say if you press the tattoo on his forehead it will arm every naquadria warhead simulataneously.......
All we know is.....He's NOT the Stig! But he is the Stigs Jaffa cousin!

[ebethman]

Some say he has watched Star Wars 87 times in a single sitting.....
And others say if you press the tattoo on his forehead it will arm every naquadria warhead simulataneously.......
All we know is.....He's NOT the Stig! But he is the Stigs Jaffa cousin!

Some say he has been insubordinate to 33 generals and the Pope
Others say that his hair is a seperate entity
All we know is, he's called the Shep

[a6346]

Some say she deserted her people for no reason
Others say she could win a war with 2 bambo sticks
All we know is shes the stigs ancient long lost cousin we call her stigette aka teyla

[ebethman]

Some say that old fokes homes were invented to get him off the streets
Others say that no matter how many times he is ambushed he can't die
All we know is that he's The Stig's great grand father, Bra'tac

[nlcol]

Some say he is cooler than cool itself
others say hes gotten with more woman then any man has eva b4
we simply know him as shep

[a6346]

Some say he was born in a battlefield
Others say he's a smelly depressed tramp
All we know is he's the stigs muscly older brother, But we know him as Ronnon

[ebethman]

Some say he hasn't been to the bathroom in two millennia
others say he can use the internal communication systems to synthesise the Macarena
all we know, he's the Stig's wired second cousin THOR

[P-90_177]

Some say that he used to make a living making adult movies.......
AND some say that if you give him a magnet he will 1001 different uses for it.....
All we know is he's called the Great Lord Ba'al.

[wurlitzer153]

Some say his ego is greater than the system lords put together;
and that given the chance he could blow up an entire galaxy.
All we know is, he's not The Stig, but he is The Stig's Canadian cousin!

[wurlitzer153]

Some say he can quote every episode of The Simpsons backwards;
and that he has no fish in his pond (except for that one time...)
All we know is, he's not The Stig, but he is The Stig's Minnesotan cousin!