Sorry if there's already a thread about this. Anyone (of any age, but preferably an old 'un like me) looking forward to this film?
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I've been reading about the books with morbid fascination over on cleolinda's LJ and even that was enough to kill off a few brain cells. Saw the trailer and it was far funnier than I think it was meant to be, so while I'm kinda curious about vampires with sparkle motion I value my surviving brain cells far too much to actually see the movie.
Besides, I'd be rooting for the underdog, if you'll pardon the pun.
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Originally posted by ShadowMaat View PostI've been reading about the books with morbid fascination over on cleolinda's LJ and even that was enough to kill off a few brain cells. Saw the trailer and it was far funnier than I think it was meant to be, so while I'm kinda curious about vampires with sparkle motion I value my surviving brain cells far too much to actually see the movie.
Besides, I'd be rooting for the underdog, if you'll pardon the pun.
Spot on.
Read all three books, guiltily enjoyed the first one (which had no plot), thought the second one (which had a plot- so in order to serve the plot the characters had to get stupid(er))was definitely in the running for worst thing I had ever read, and alternately laughed and cringed (or did both at once) my way through the third (Chapter 22 is the single worst scene I have ever read).....by the end of which there was only one character left that I remotely liked or felt any interest in.
So no, I don't intend to see the movie- or at least I won't pay to.
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Originally posted by Jeffala View PostMy thirty-something friend and her "tween"-ish daughter are both rather excited about it.
But no! It's sexy vampires! In a tweenish way. But really, some of the "sexiness" just screams of worrying female images and at points, abuse.
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Yeah, from what I've been reading on LJ the characters are rather horrifyingly inappropriate role models- particularly the girl- and while enjoying the books as a bit of brain candy is all well and good I shudder to think what kinds of things impressionable young girls might pick up from these books. The whole suicide thing is disturbing. Either she wants to die so she can spend eternity with her boyfriend or she wants to die because her boyfriend left her. How is that not creepy and unhealthy? And don't even get me started on her stringing along Jacob.
Of course, even if I could get past all the inappropriateness of the characters there's still the language. The snippets I saw posted in cleolinda's blog made my eyes bleed. I can forgive a lot if something is fun enough, but flagrant and obscene abuse of the language is not one of them. I can't imagine the movies would be any better. In fact, I have this scary idea that they'll make the books seem good. *shudder*
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Originally posted by ShadowMaat View PostYeah, from what I've been reading on LJ the characters are rather horrifyingly inappropriate role models- particularly the girl- and while enjoying the books as a bit of brain candy is all well and good I shudder to think what kinds of things impressionable young girls might pick up from these books. The whole suicide thing is disturbing. Either she wants to die so she can spend eternity with her boyfriend or she wants to die because her boyfriend left her. How is that not creepy and unhealthy? And don't even get me started on her stringing along Jacob.
Of course, even if I could get past all the inappropriateness of the characters there's still the language. The snippets I saw posted in cleolinda's blog made my eyes bleed. I can forgive a lot if something is fun enough, but flagrant and obscene abuse of the language is not one of them. I can't imagine the movies would be any better. In fact, I have this scary idea that they'll make the books seem good. *shudder*
I found this link from those recaps- it's brilliant. I wanted to do the count of "stone" "marble" and "granite" myself because those are the worst offenders, but couldn't bring myself to re-open the books (this person didn't even bother tallying those). Note that these numbers are for the first book alone. Spoilerd for list length.
Spoiler:The Catalog
Number of Pages in the Book: 498
The First Hint of a Plot that Is Not Bella and Edward's Romance: page 328
When the Plot Actually Arrives: page 372
Boys that Totally Love Bella (Including Edward Cullen): 5
Approximate Amount of Time Bella and Edward are Romantically Involved Before Bella Is Begging Edward to Turn Her into a Vampire so They Can Be Together Forever: Like, two weeks. Maybe three. The timeline's a bit fuzzy.
References to Edward's Beauty: 165
Broken Down into the following categories -
- Face: 24 (Favorite adjectives: glorious, heavenly, seraphic)
- Voice: 20 (The voice of an archangel, donchaknow.)
- Eyes: 17
- Movement: 11
- Smile: 10
- Teeth: 8
- Muscles: 7
- Skin: 7 (Note: This only contains accounts of Edward's skin being beautiful. I didn't count references to it as "pale," "cold," or "white." If I had, this number would be about ten times larger.)
- Iron Strength or Limbs: 5
- Breath: 4 (EVEN HIS BREATH IS AMAZING.)
- Scent: 4
- Laughter: 3
- Handwriting: 2
- Chest: 2
- Driving Skills: 1
The Number of Times...
- Bella Is Clumsy or Makes a Reference to Her Clumsiness: 26
- Bella Sneers at Forks or Its Inhabitants: 22
- Bella is "Dazzled" or Rendered Speechless by Edward's Beauty or Touch: 17
- Edward Tells Bella to Stay Away from Him While Completely Contradicting Himself with His Behavior: 16
- Bella is Utterly Desolate at Edward's Absence: 12
- Edward and Bella Kiss: 8
- Bella's Hormones Get the Better of Her and She Attacks Edward, Almost Causing Him to Eat Her: 2 (She's not even allowed to kiss him back! Where's the fun in that?)
- Edward's Kiss Makes Bella Faint: 1
- Edward's Kiss Makes Bella's Heart Literally Stop: 1
- Bella Thinks She Isn't Good Enough for Edward: 6
- Edward Is Referred to As Godlike: 5 (Note: This number might be off, as I didn't start counting until three or four mentions in.)
- Edward Tells Bella She's Unnatural: 5
- Edward Sparkles: 3
- Bella is in Mortal Danger: 3
- Edward Saves Bella from Mortal Danger: 3
- Edward Stalks Bella, For Real: 2 (Note: One of these instances involves watching her sleep every night for, like, months.)
- Bella says "Holy Crow!": 2
- Bella and Edward Argue About Who Loves the Other Most: 1
- Edward's Inability to Read Bella's Mind is Explained: 0
I am so reading the next one with a pen in hand.
Edit: actually, I suspect Stephenie Meyer could be a decent writer- she does create some great atmosphere in the first book, if she got away from wish-fulfillment stories. I read a sample chapter for some other book of hers ages ago (It might have been the "alternate telling" of Twilight), and the writing was a vast improvement over anything she has published.
But she needs to get away from the Twilight-verse (or whatever they're calling it) fast. Though of course not because she's pulling in buckets of money.Last edited by Trek_Girl42; 26 May 2008, 10:02 AM.
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Oh don't get me wrong, the writing is pretty dire, the characters are so totally mental it's not true and it is desperately so not the type of thing I want the Gruesome Twosome to read.
But I am addicted - I tell you, it's injecting crack into my eyeballs or something, I am totally hooked.
*pouts at TrekGirl42*
you put a spoiler in there... I'm only a third of the way into Eclipse...
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Originally posted by Major Clanger View PostOh don't get me wrong, the writing is pretty dire, the characters are so totally mental it's not true and it is desperately so not the type of thing I want the Gruesome Twosome to read.
But I am addicted - I tell you, it's injecting crack into my eyeballs or something, I am totally hooked.
*pouts at TrekGirl42*
you put a spoiler in there... I'm only a third of the way into Eclipse...
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Originally posted by Trek_Girl42 View PostI found this link from those recaps- it's brilliant. I wanted to do the count of "stone" "marble" and "granite" myself because those are the worst offenders, but couldn't bring myself to re-open the books (this person didn't even bother tallying those). Note that these numbers are for the first book alone. Spoilerd for list length.
She has a new book out, first in a series. Sounds as ridiculously lame and romantically tragic as the vampire stories but this time with aliens! Seems very Pod People or Puppetmaster-like. Lots of waily waily doom'd love. Gonna avoid it, too.
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Originally posted by Jeffala View PostI've not read any of these books (and from what I'm reading, I probably never will), but another thing that I just remembered is that Twilight was an assigned book at a local high school's literature class (9th or 10th grade). :-/
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Originally posted by Trek_Girl42 View PostWhhhhhhat! That's disturbing.
I would really be surprised if more than 50% of these students read at the reading level of the grade that they're actually in.
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Originally posted by Jeffala View PostAnother important note is that this is the "Alternative" (read: delinquent) school of a "distressed" school district.
I would really be surprised if more than 50% of these students read at the reading level of the grade that they're actually in.
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