Let's hear your best Stargate jokes! I'm sure this has been done before, but I'm new here and I couldn't find an old thread like this.
Anyway, to start things off...
How many SG teams does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer:
Four. SG-11 to go in first and get killed scouting the lightbulb, SG-9 to negotiate with the locals to advocate the screwing in of the lightbulb, SG-3 to stay behind and guard the gate, and SG-1 to finally go in to fix the bulb, only to be captured, at which point they orchestrate a miraculous escape during which Carter figures out how to fix the lightbulb by altering the frequency of subspace around it to spin it into the socket. Or something. Teal'c then uses the old lightbulb to kill the local bad guy, who actually dies from the humiliation of Jack's quip as he is defeated.
Anyway, to start things off...
How many SG teams does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer:
Four. SG-11 to go in first and get killed scouting the lightbulb, SG-9 to negotiate with the locals to advocate the screwing in of the lightbulb, SG-3 to stay behind and guard the gate, and SG-1 to finally go in to fix the bulb, only to be captured, at which point they orchestrate a miraculous escape during which Carter figures out how to fix the lightbulb by altering the frequency of subspace around it to spin it into the socket. Or something. Teal'c then uses the old lightbulb to kill the local bad guy, who actually dies from the humiliation of Jack's quip as he is defeated.