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    SGA facts... Chuck Norris Style

    ok, i'll try this again and i'll try to keep it PG

    so you all know the chuck norris facts...
    i made a thread for SG-1 facts
    let's see what facts there are about SG Atlantis


    Sheppard does not use hair gel. He shows his hair a picture of Ronon's gun, and it stands on end out of fear... 1 photo is good for 3 days.

    Ronon may have 23 knives in his hair... but Chuck Norris had a fist in his beard!
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
    Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
    Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

    #2
    no need for sga thread, just make other one all sg

    Go Green

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      #3
      If the Ancients had Ronon on their side, they would have easily over powered the Wraith.
      Jedi_Master_Bra'tac, previously known as wako!


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        #4
        Originally posted by wkw427 View Post
        no need for sga thread, just make other one all sg
        negative

        separate shows, separate threads

        allows for more creativity

        Ronon and Vin Diesel were in New York watching the marathon. They accidentally bumped into each other. As a result, Vin Diesel set the world record for the marathon.
        Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
        Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
        Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
        Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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          #5
          Originally posted by IrishPisano View Post
          Ronon and Vin Diesel were in New York watching the marathon. They accidentally bumped into each other. As a result, Vin Diesel set the world record for the marathon.
          I can't think of one to add right now, but I had to say that's brilliant.

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            #6
            Originally posted by naamiaiset View Post
            I can't think of one to add right now, but I had to say that's brilliant.
            *cough* green *cough*
            thanks
            Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
            Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
            Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
            Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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              #7
              Originally posted by IrishPisano View Post
              *cough* green *cough*
              thanks
              haha I already did.

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                #8
                When ronan jumps in a pool he does not get wet the pool gets ronaned
                sigpic
                Leeds Rhinos - 1961, 1969, 1972, 2004, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2012 and 2015 champions!
                Metal gear fan

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by naamiaiset View Post
                  haha I already did.
                  i'll let it slide this time... THIS TIME....

                  lol



                  d'ar... i got a GREAT McKay fact, but it would get the thread banned... again...


                  The Replicators were going to make a ChuckNorrisCator to wipe out the Wraith... but they can't figure out that damm fist-in-the-chin thing!
                  Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
                  Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
                  Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
                  Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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                    #10
                    what's the mckay fact? I'm curious.

                    ronon dex can beat you up on TV, but chuck norris can beat you up through your TV.

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                      #11
                      Stargate is a coverup.
                      Chuck Noris was the real invasion.His third fist can break through the iris at SGC and he can dry hump Atlantis's shield untill the ZPM takes power from the universe it is so empty

                      Go Green

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                        #12
                        Chuck Norris is an Ancient, he was banned to Earth however because he was winning the Wraith war too quickly for it to be fair for the Wraith!
                        When the time comes to utilize Earth's best weaponry against an ailen threat. The weapon that will ultimately prove to be Earth's best will be the Zatnikitel
                        Zatnikitelman

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by wkw427 View Post
                          Stargate is a coverup.
                          Chuck Noris was the real invasion.His third fist can break through the iris at SGC and he can dry hump Atlantis's shield untill the ZPM takes power from the universe it is so empty
                          The enemy of my enemy it's still my enemy.
                          Spoiler:
                          Originally posted by Karhedron
                          I think the thing with the Quantum mirror and The 6th Race would rather result in a thread like

                          Whoever made the Quantum mirror doesn't like the Asgard .

                          Whoever made the Quantum mirror doesn't seem to have a lot of respect for the Asgard. They were just making it so they could snub their noses at them from several dimensions. They might have been powerful but their lack of respect for our off-world allies is astonishing.

                          http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/7...3095364gi3.png

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                            #14
                            ronon sleeps with a nightlight not bacause he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him
                            The BC-304... Just Try And Stop Us Now!

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                              #15
                              This threds class, keep it up guys, ima a fan of chuck n what youve got going on here

                              p.s. wish i could add to this but i cant think of any darn thing

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