Popular quotes rewrite...Gate style!

[RodneyIsGodney]

So, I heard this quote on tv and rewrote in my head with a stargate twist. Just call me a Gate Head! I was wondering how many other popular quotes could be rewritten like that.


Here's that quote...

Original quote: "Walk tall and carry a big stick."

Stargate version: "Walk tall and carry a big staff weapon."

[PrioroftheOri]

the point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other b*****d die for his.~Patton (i think)

becomes...

the point of war isnt to die for your god, but to make the other Jaffa die for his.

[RodneyIsGodney]

That's great!

[RodneyIsGodney]

From Jerry McGuire:

"You had me at hello."

becomes...

"You had me at holy hannah!"

[sillyscipia]

"What in the world?"

"What in the Pegasus galaxy?"

[RodneyIsGodney]

"Stupid is as stupid does."


"Snarky is as snarky does."

[RodneyIsGodney]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"


"I love the smell of naquada in the morning!"

[MerryK]

If at first you don't succeed, try a larger thermonuclear explosion...or try try try try try again...or call the Asgard...