The Situations you would not want to see On SG-1 or Atlantis

[Col.Foley]

This thread is largely based on the things you would not want to hear over the intercom threads that seem to be so popular. This thread is devoted to everything that cannot go on the intercom, because both threads at times have included things that have obviously not been said on an open com channel. This can be everything from snipets of conversation between two characters, to things you would not want (or expect) to come out of the stargate. Anything from ridiculously funny, to so serious that it could split the galaxy down its axis. Enjoy!

[avidffan]

rodney walks into carters office
ive chosen you for a special mission
we need to bolster our relations with the travelers
im sending you to meet with larin and work on their ship
wooo hooo
ok mckay calm down youll be gone for a month
stop hugging me
rodney all smiles leaves sams office and heads for his lab to pack
sam steps out of her office and shots a grin at john and ronon
rodney now packed and brinning over with glee head for the control room
no i cant stop to talk im going on a specail mission
busy man coming through
he stops in front of the gate still al smiles
teyla dials and smerks
rodney steps through
the entire control room bursts into laughter
rodeys jaw drops
he soon sees that hes been the but of a great joke
uncle rodneys back
hes smart
hes tall
hes big
we love you uncle rodney
noooooooooo
let go of my hands
ive got to get outta here
but the sam lady said you were going to fix all our stuff
and that youd be here for a month to do it

[Col.Foley]

rodney walks into carters office
ive chosen you for a special mission
we need to bolster our relations with the travelers
im sending you to meet with larin and work on their ship
wooo hooo
ok mckay calm down youll be gone for a month
stop hugging me
rodney all smiles leaves sams office and heads for his lab to pack
sam steps out of her office and shots a grin at john and ronon
rodney now packed and brinning over with glee head for the control room
no i cant stop to talk im going on a specail mission
busy man coming through
he stops in front of the gate still al smiles
teyla dials and smerks
rodney steps through
the entire control room bursts into laughter
rodeys jaw drops
he soon sees that hes been the but of a great joke
uncle rodneys back
hes smart
hes tall
hes big
we love you uncle rodney
noooooooooo
let go of my hands
ive got to get outta here
but the sam lady said you were going to fix all our stuff
and that youd be here for a month to do it

Oh beutiful.

[tombombadil]

sam walking in on rodney "pleasuring" himself

[Col.Foley]

sam walking in on rodney "pleasuring" himself

You win.

[JJSNgadget]

sam walking in on Ronon and McKay pleasuring themselves

[Cpt.McLane]

Sheppard and his team enter a new planet and are welcomed by hippies. All are very nice to them an Ronon and McKay try to smoke some dope. Sheppard is pissed of, and Teyla becomes a hippie girl.

[JJSNgadget]

Teyla gives birth with McKay, Ronon and Sheppard as midwives and they bury her placenta on the mainland.

[tombombadil]

McKay turns out to be the real father of teyla's baby but she was to ashamed so she lied.

[JJSNgadget]

Ronon learns line dancing

[sillyscipia]

"Musical Night" On Atlantis.

'Nuf said.

[avidffan]

the base is infected with a pathogen that induces people to listen to all of mckays rants and stories with a smile on their faces

[Col.Foley]

Most of these are uh....... borderline......... soap opra ish. But good, am loving them, need to think of more.

[majorsal]

sam finds out she's pregnant with jack's baby. she decides to live on atlantis, though, because she's mad at jack for leaving the top off the toothpaste.

sam puts teyla in charge of everything.

teyla makes sheppard cut his hair.

sheppard is so upset he locks himself in his room and listens to led zepplin.

mckay finds out that he can access the internet from atlantis. he never leaves his room.

ronon tries to charm keller to go out with him. he finds her in zelenka's room, letting him smell her hair.

then mckay's room, where she's treating rodney for carpal tunnel syndrome .

then sheppard's room, where she's been giving him different wigs to wear.

then teyla's room for a night of drinking and watching chick flicks.

then sam's room, where seeecret women in charge stuff is discussed.

ronon gives up and starts seeing katie. he drops her because she's too wild. (has secret plant fetish)


thus ends the days of atlantis lives.




sally

[avidffan]

Most of these are uh....... borderline......... soap opra ish. But good, am loving them, need to think of more.

fine heres a really dark one
lets call it a missing scene


darkness all around
darkness all inside
please stop please stop i beg you stop

his eyes grow weaker but she keeps at it

this b!@#$ this f!@#$%# b!@#$
why wont she stop
i cant take this anymore
this pain
this hate
this regret
just end it now

she looks closer at this new victim
hes stronger than any she ever encountered
this is a good thing for she can take her time
right up til the very end
hes really strong

ford flys through the gate in a stolen puddle jumper
stop him
no
come back
im sorry i couldnt stop you

ah thats it hes beginning to break
well have what we need soon

wallace nods his head
yes ill do it
no i will no its my fault
no you dont have to die
im cant do this anymore
im losing
im breaking

yes you are
im far more powerful than you could ever hope to stand up to
lets continue shall we
its not long now before your mine

dr hightmyer wont wake up
shes dead
no no
no more im going insane
im sorry i wasnt paying attention
im sorry i touched that d!@# tree in the first place
im going to lose it
im going insane

yes thats exactly what we wanted all along
she leans in closer
something has changed
she looks like someone else

dr carson beckett hands off the explosive tumor
as he turns to walk to saftey it explodes killing him and everyone in the room
no he was my friend
stop please please no more
i tried to disable the med bay
its not my fault
its not my fault
its not my fault

yes thats it
just keep telling yourself that
thats how we want you to feel
thats our key to controling you forever

let me go
let me go

not yet a little bit more fun
she pesses in real close
still different somehow more like
no no no
it cant be
it just cant be

darkness engulfs them and all is silent



rodeny straps himself into the control device and lays down
ive got to get in there and help him some how