I just ran across this website (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com) and in keeping with the site's tradition thought it'd be appropriate for us to list out all of the things that Chuck has done within the Stargate universe and to provide a few real-world, but Stargate related facts.
Basically, make whatever you want up. Take something that Carter, Teal'c, Daniel or anyone else has done - say saving the world by phasing an asteriod through the Earth - and admit the fact that it was actually Chuck behind it all. Here are a few to get us started...
1. Ascencion is NOT the highest plane of existance, being Chuck Norris is...as such all ascended Ancients strive to be Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck MacGyver'd the dialing computer for the gate, it was him after all who found the gate and then deciphered the cartouche.
3. "If you immediately know that the candlight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago." - Chuck Norris to his pupil Oma Desala.
4. Due to an off-world accident, Chuck and Lt. Laura Caman became trapped in the same body.
[Revised... by moi']...
When Rodney and Lt. Caman became trapped in the same body, serious consideration was given to the idea of having Chuck roundhouse kick them apart.
5. Chuck coined the phrase "Chevron 7 engaged" as well as "Unscheduled Off-World Activation"
Basically, make whatever you want up. Take something that Carter, Teal'c, Daniel or anyone else has done - say saving the world by phasing an asteriod through the Earth - and admit the fact that it was actually Chuck behind it all. Here are a few to get us started...
1. Ascencion is NOT the highest plane of existance, being Chuck Norris is...as such all ascended Ancients strive to be Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck MacGyver'd the dialing computer for the gate, it was him after all who found the gate and then deciphered the cartouche.
3. "If you immediately know that the candlight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago." - Chuck Norris to his pupil Oma Desala.
4. Due to an off-world accident, Chuck and Lt. Laura Caman became trapped in the same body.
[Revised... by moi']...
When Rodney and Lt. Caman became trapped in the same body, serious consideration was given to the idea of having Chuck roundhouse kick them apart.
5. Chuck coined the phrase "Chevron 7 engaged" as well as "Unscheduled Off-World Activation"
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