Write a Stargate Story with Questions

[Liam Kincaid]

Okay here are the rules: let's write a Stargate story, one post at a time, where every post has to be a question. I'll start:



Carter: "Daniel, are you sure you dialed the right Gate address? "

[SGKawoosh]

Daniel: *alarmed* "Wait...what? You mean this doesn't look like the SGC to you? Sam... are you feeling all right?"

[Leech10]

Vala: "Sam, what's that on your back?"

[Liam Kincaid]

Carter:

It's an Iratus Bug, isn't it? What would Iratus Bugs be doing at the SGC Daniel?

[Nikki]

Jack: Carter aren't you in the least bit worried about the fact that there's an Iratus bug on your back? Shouldn't we do something?!?

[SGKawoosh]

General Hammond: *from the control room* "What the hell is going on down there?"

[Liam Kincaid]

Daniel:

What is General Hammond doing here? Where is General Laundry ???????????

[Nikki]

Jack: Who the hells Landry? And I'm zatting that damn bug, you ready Carter?

[Achaja]

Carter: Wait! I trust you Jack, but maybe you should try to take off it from me by your hands?

[Leech10]

Vala: Do Iratus bugs usually wiggle like that?

[Liam Kincaid]

Carter: Why, are you jealous?

[Achaja]

O'Neill: Ok, girls! Maybe we should concentrate on this...big...ugly creature! Jannet! - Just in time- What do you think about this situation??

[Liam Kincaid]

Janet: Are you calling me a big ugly creature???

[Leech10]

Daniel: Jack, you were referring to the Iratus bug when you said that, right?

[Achaja]

Vala: Maybe without make-up-yes...*laughting secretly* What's that stink?