I was watching some old Atlantis episodes and I thought of the new people that came off the Daedalus. Those poor newbies don't know what hit them. So, I thought, why not create a list for the newest newbies. This list could be posted in the mess hall and common areas, as well as sent through the Atlantis laptop network.
Welcome to your new posting. You've all read the mission reports, so you know what to expect in the Pegasus Galaxy. Now you need to know about living in Atlantis.
Check this list frequently. We are still exploring this city, and still learning to live together. This list will help you avoid those pitfalls us veterans have made.
Learn from our experience.
1. The Stargate may not be used for ordering Dominoes pizza.
---a. yes, even though we have the gatebridge and would not be using an obscene amount of energy
---b. there is something inherently neuron-frying about thinking of a pizza arriving still-hot after travelling across the vast intergalactic distance
---c. we are supposed to be semi-cut-off, people
2. The Ancients were a bunch of arrogant, irresponsible geniuses.
---a. Rodney McKay is probably a descended Ancient
---b. only John Sheppard thinks this is funny
3. "Oops" is never a good thing.
Welcome to your new posting. You've all read the mission reports, so you know what to expect in the Pegasus Galaxy. Now you need to know about living in Atlantis.
Check this list frequently. We are still exploring this city, and still learning to live together. This list will help you avoid those pitfalls us veterans have made.
Learn from our experience.
1. The Stargate may not be used for ordering Dominoes pizza.
---a. yes, even though we have the gatebridge and would not be using an obscene amount of energy
---b. there is something inherently neuron-frying about thinking of a pizza arriving still-hot after travelling across the vast intergalactic distance
---c. we are supposed to be semi-cut-off, people
2. The Ancients were a bunch of arrogant, irresponsible geniuses.
---a. Rodney McKay is probably a descended Ancient
---b. only John Sheppard thinks this is funny
3. "Oops" is never a good thing.
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