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    1,001 FUN Siler Whumps.

    I think that the title says it all - poor Siler. Wonder if he could ever get health insurance?
    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

    #2
    1. A banana carelessly dropped in the hallway right as Siler's about to walk past

    2. Beam him down to a planet as a part of a security detail\

    3. Paper cut while filing one of Carter's reports.
    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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      #3
      *Gate opens, iris doesn't close*

      Radio crakles: "A swing and a line drive, deep right center, awaaaaaaayyy back and...gone to the stargate!"

      *ball comes through and knocks out Siler*

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        #4
        1. Give Siler a citrus allergy. Then feed him the lemon chicken.

        That would be cruel. But still funny.

        2. Slam a door in his face.

        3. Flood a level, trap Siler in a room, and drown him.

        Wow, I am being really cruel today. Somebody get the cruelness out of me!
        "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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          #5
          Carter: Siler - suit up. You're with me. We're going to check to see if Atlantis is still being hit by micrometeors.
          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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            #6
            Siler is working on the chevrons and the gate activates. Need I say more...

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              #7
              "Accidentally" lose the activation codes for the MALPs, make Siler go through the 'Gate to make sure everything's okay.

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                #8
                "Hey Siler - could run over to Los Angeles and pickup some cigars?"
                "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                  #9
                  siler helps out felger with one of his projects.......there's a minefield full of dangers right there.
                  Please do me a huge favour and help me be with the love of my life.

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                    #10
                    The title for this isn't right. There is no way to kill Siler, we'll all have to settle for maim or otherwise harm.

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                      #11
                      Siler :

                      Of course I'll hold your staff weapon Teal'c
                      what's this button d- aaaaagh



                      Teal'c :

                      Med Team
                      sigpic

                      Jack: 'Mature symbiote, Immature host'
                      Teal'c: 'Indeed'
                      Artifysial: 'Thanks a million'

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                        #12
                        Just kill him with a P-90
                        Last edited by DOUG-O; 23 September 2008, 11:36 AM.
                        When i die bury me face down so the
                        hole world can kiss my ass

                        Please click on these Dragon's for me once a day

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                          #13
                          for shame, you guys are mean! Siler's a cutie. He does get beat up a lot, but I love him none the less.

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                            #14
                            Keep hitting him over the head with his wrench until his skull caves in.
                            Please do me a huge favour and help me be with the love of my life.

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                              #15
                              goodness! Does no one ever listen to a word I say? For shame, for shame, for shame.

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