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    ~Most Unlikely Weapon to defeat the Ori~

    Lets say that than Sangrall isn't the only weapon that could defeat the Ori or at least slow them down...say perchance that something a bit less advanced, something primitive, could defeat them...what would it be?
    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

    #2
    An interactive voice response phone tree...

    "Hi, you've reached the Earth. Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. For your convenience, your response may be spoken...If you calling because you wish to spread Origin to the people of Earth, please speak or press '1'... :The Orici: "One": "I'm sorry I didn't understand that response...Hi, you've reached the Earth..." :The Orici: "One": "I'm sorry I didn't..."
    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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      #3
      O'Neill: Oricii...on behalf of the people of Earth, we welcome you and embrace Origin
      The Oricii: I commend you for your faith...What is this?
      O'Neill: Its called a fruitcake, it is a traditional gift among our people. Here have some...
      "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

      I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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        #4
        A flashing '12:00'...upon seeing it, the Orii are mesmorized and stare aimlessly at it
        "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

        I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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          #5
          Scooby Doo and the gang.

          I could see Adria say, "I would have ruled the galaxy if it wasn't for those meddling kids."
          If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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            #6
            Garlic.

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              #7
              Microsoft
              Adria: Prior why have we stopped?
              *blue screen of death*
              Prior: it appears our computer systems have failed, ship will explode in 3...2...1...HGFHGHFGgh
              Join My forum (please??)

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                #8
                A laptop with a 1,000 GB wireless connection to the internet..."Here Adria, everything that you need to know about humans is right here, just sit right down and click 'GO'...I'd start with myspace.com or youtube.com..."
                "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                  #9
                  Carter giving a Chineese Finger Puzzle to the Oricii
                  "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                  I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                    #10
                    The common cold....

                    Oh! Wait! That's ID4!

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                      #11
                      Gospel Tracts.

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                        #12
                        Tea Time with Hillary Clinton (Oh the Humanity!)
                        "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                        I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                          #13
                          Maybe this will make up for my last post since somebody didn't like it

                          Mary Poppins and Bert with an army of Penguins...she is after all an ascended ancient

                          http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=12238
                          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                            #14
                            The Fifth Element
                            If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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                              #15
                              The oh so clever elastic band launcher...one right to the eye of Adria would surely end her crusade...

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