Originally posted by MajorSam
You have exceeded our wildest expectations, and the citizens of Samanda salute you! Please award yourself a Blue Bean, a Green Bean, a Purple Bean, a Speckled Bean ... in fact dip into the whole Royal Jelly Bean Jar and take a handful! (I would suggest that you do omit the White Bean as you are not of an age to truly appreciate its somewhat over-ripe flavor.)
What good news to hear that our beloved Queen is keeping herself in fine physical shape and increasing her stamina daily for the big event ahead.
It is now understood why she could not attend the weekend's Royal Gala; obviously, she was in the royal exercise room at the time. Although, she did miss a jolly good show with Murray and his Merry Minstrels.
The Gala was an immense success and the Royal Editor (when done counting her beans and revenue from the event) will entertain us with a full report. I have promised to assist her with writing copy for the next edition of Oh Yea What Say Times. We will have much to comment upon ... I did notice that you, Madam President, were on the dance floor for most of the evening. (This alone tells me that you are, indeed, not ready for the White Bean.)
I close now with sincere gratitude for your recent contact with the Queen and hope that your happiness quotient continues to rise (as that may help you when writing your creative fiction).
Warmly,
Jester
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