I posted this elsewhere and then realized that it had a lot of potential as a thread...What would it be like if Santa Claus was a character in the Stargate Universe subject to the same mishaps as SG1 and the Atlantis Expedition, or what if some of the more well known quotes from Stargate were said by Santa Claus, or what if some of the quotes were about him? I think you get the picture...
Santa Claus: Indeed!
Santa Claus: All hail the Ori! Hallowed are the Ori!
Santa Claus: Kneel before your god!
"Santa Claus was en route to Earth. His IDC was valid, but there was a malfunction with the IRIS. We couldn't open it in time. Santa Claus has been disintegrated"
"Santa Claus has been kidnapped by Ba'al"
"Santa Claus has been taken by a go'auld"
"Daniel just uncovered some rather startling information - Santa Claus is and always has been a go'auld, so is the Easter Bunny and :gasps: the Great Pumpkin"
"Santa Claus is now a Prior of the Ori"
"Santa Claus is the leader of the Ori"
"Santa Claus has ascended and as such can't bring presents anymore because it would be considered interferring in the matters of lower beings"
"I saw Sam kissing Santa Claus"
"I saw Sheppherd kissing Santa Claus"
Santa Claus: Indeed!
Santa Claus: All hail the Ori! Hallowed are the Ori!
Santa Claus: Kneel before your god!
"Santa Claus was en route to Earth. His IDC was valid, but there was a malfunction with the IRIS. We couldn't open it in time. Santa Claus has been disintegrated"
"Santa Claus has been kidnapped by Ba'al"
"Santa Claus has been taken by a go'auld"
"Daniel just uncovered some rather startling information - Santa Claus is and always has been a go'auld, so is the Easter Bunny and :gasps: the Great Pumpkin"
"Santa Claus is now a Prior of the Ori"
"Santa Claus is the leader of the Ori"
"Santa Claus has ascended and as such can't bring presents anymore because it would be considered interferring in the matters of lower beings"
"I saw Sam kissing Santa Claus"
"I saw Sheppherd kissing Santa Claus"
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