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Livi2Jack
August 31st, 2004, 06:04 PM
This is tongue in cheek folks...add to the list as you go.

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.

kodamawu
August 31st, 2004, 07:19 PM
tong's for pulling out whatever it is that is way up mckay's a**

Supreme Commander Thor
August 31st, 2004, 10:30 PM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.

4. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...

kris
August 31st, 2004, 10:38 PM
Which episode? I don't think I noticed. Was it in Poisoning the Well?

hail_jack
September 1st, 2004, 05:20 AM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6) GLOVES

yaaayoubetcha
September 1st, 2004, 05:31 AM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES

7. A spare GJOD.


also....does anybody find it amusing that there is now a Dr. Beckett prominently on an sf tv show again......a la Quantum Leap.....

hail_jack
September 1st, 2004, 08:09 AM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??

Major Fischer
September 1st, 2004, 08:17 AM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...

ibwolf
September 1st, 2004, 08:20 AM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt

Livi2Jack
September 1st, 2004, 09:45 AM
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1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal

kodamawu
September 1st, 2004, 10:14 AM
no i dont think he'll be needing condoms, since i don't think he'll be getting any.

Ancient 1
September 1st, 2004, 01:21 PM
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1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. A test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.

TheAncientOne
September 1st, 2004, 02:56 PM
no i dont think he'll be needing condoms, since i don't think he'll be getting any.

I think that was what Hail Jack was implying with the two question marks after condoms ;)

Ancient 1
September 1st, 2004, 06:30 PM
Originally Posted by Livi2Jack
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1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.

Just wanted to organize the mess I made of the list. All better now. Carry on.

Supreme Commander Thor
September 1st, 2004, 09:43 PM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.

13. A Stethoscope

Supreme Commander Thor
September 1st, 2004, 09:45 PM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope

14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)

Ancient 1
September 2nd, 2004, 04:31 PM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"

Major Fischer
September 2nd, 2004, 04:36 PM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"

16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.

Supreme Commander Thor
September 3rd, 2004, 07:45 PM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.


17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H

TST
September 4th, 2004, 11:03 AM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay

Iskandra
September 4th, 2004, 11:11 AM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...

S0f4
September 4th, 2004, 12:00 PM
A t-shirt that says "made in Scotland"

Ancient 1
September 4th, 2004, 03:30 PM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.

Livi2Jack
September 4th, 2004, 05:12 PM
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1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart

Ancient 1
September 5th, 2004, 10:49 PM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll

FoolishPleasure
September 9th, 2004, 04:42 PM
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes. :D

Katze
September 9th, 2004, 09:52 PM
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe

FoolishPleasure
September 10th, 2004, 07:29 AM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe

29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1, 4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).

Supreme Commander Thor
September 17th, 2004, 11:43 PM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1, 4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).

30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek

greytop
October 14th, 2004, 06:50 PM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1, 4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).

30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.

Sela
October 15th, 2004, 07:31 PM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1,
4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).
30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.1. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa

32. A tee shirt that reads: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"

unowhoandwhy
November 30th, 2004, 07:22 AM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1,
4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).
30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.1. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa
32. A tee shirt that reads: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"


33. A copy of "Dating in the Pegasus Galaxy for Dummies"
34. A couple of cases of Irn Bru (as a remedy for when he overindulges in #29 after obsessing about never needing to use #8, except as party favors).

FoolishPleasure
November 30th, 2004, 08:04 AM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1,
4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).
30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.1. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa
32. A tee shirt that reads: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"


33. A copy of "Dating in the Pegasus Galaxy for Dummies"
34. A couple of cases of Irn Bru (as a remedy for when he overindulges in #29 after obsessing about never needing to use #8, except as party favors).

35. Plate of Haggis.

DANIquinn
November 30th, 2004, 10:42 AM
Wow! That must be one big a**ed backpack! :D

Cpn. Chris(tine) Bowman
November 30th, 2004, 10:50 AM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1,
4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).
30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.1. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa
32. A tee shirt that reads: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"
33. A copy of "Dating in the Pegasus Galaxy for Dummies"
34. A couple of cases of Irn Bru (as a remedy for when he overindulges in #29 after obsessing about never needing to use #8, except as party favors).
35 plate of haggis

36. An EXTRA EXTRA large bottle of Peptobismol

unowhoandwhy
November 30th, 2004, 10:52 AM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1,
4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).
30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.1. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa
32. A tee shirt that reads: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"
33. A copy of "Dating in the Pegasus Galaxy for Dummies"
34. A couple of cases of Irn Bru (as a remedy for when he overindulges in #29 after obsessing about never needing to use #8, except as party favors).
35 plate of haggis
36. An EXTRA EXTRA large bottle of Peptobismol


37. Neeps
38. Taters

(Ye canna ha' haggis withou' the neeps & taters, mon!)

Thunder Hawk
July 10th, 2009, 08:46 PM
anti tomour shield

sramir2
July 13th, 2009, 01:58 PM
1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1,
4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).
30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.1. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa
32. A tee shirt that reads: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"
33. A copy of "Dating in the Pegasus Galaxy for Dummies"
34. A couple of cases of Irn Bru (as a remedy for when he overindulges in #29 after obsessing about never needing to use #8, except as party favors).
35 plate of haggis
36. An EXTRA EXTRA large bottle of Peptobismol
37. Neeps
38. Taters
39. anti tomour shield

40. KY Jelly
41. Rectal Probe