Things you wouldn't want to hear while at a SG-1 briefing

[Pharaoh Atem]

Landry ok everyone the president has decided to send the ori a message so we can finally get back to normal worry free life again.

Mitchell so whats the plan

we are going to join the ori.

...............................................................another example

Ok SG-1 you are going to p3r411

Sam whats there sir

landry a big plant that i would like to bring back for study

Mitchell ....that's it just a plant

Landry yes you are to take SG 2,3,4,5,7,8, with you and i will have more back up if needed

[susanne]

landry: ok i want everyone to-
*pfffft*
landry: what was that?
teal'c: i beleive it was mitchell
cameron: i had too many eggs for breakfast
landry: someone*cough* get a *cough* decontamination team *cough*....

[Jumper One]

Landry: Well, it looks like the President officially pulled his support out of the Stargate Program, so we don't have any more funding for weapons. But don't worry, I got some paintball guns and a laser tag set from Toys R Us that should hold us over for a while.

[Hooperman1990]

Thor beams down - Greetings SG1, the asgard have a mission of dire importance. We need you to destroy the wiggles, they have grown out of control. We would do it ourselves but we must eat pie and laugh at you for doing it for us.
Landry - You heard the wierd alien SG1, go!

[Planetary_Alliance]

*Vala walks in*
Fledger: Ok so here is what i want to do i want to rewrite the gate dialing program
Jack: not again
*sam falls asleep*
Vala: I have something to tell you Hammond just left me incharge so he could go to washington to kill Senator Kinsey
*sam falls out of chair* WHAT
Jack: cool no more kinsey
Vala: fledger rewrite the gate dialing program