Cakegate: SG-1/Atlantis

[Elles]

Remember Ye Olde Pantsgate thread?

Well it's like this... Except for with cake... instead of pants.

For those of you who don't remember Pantsgate... You take a quote from either show and replace one of more of the words with pants.

Por examplar...

Ford: Gate Cake 1, ready to go.
Sheppard: Gate Cake 1? A little puddle jumper like this?
Ford: Yeah. It's a cake that goes through the gate... Gate Cake.

[Hooperman1990]

New order Pt. 2:
Col. O'Neill: I've spent my whole life stickin' it to the CAKE. If I do this, I'll be the CAKE. I don't think I can be the CAKE.

[Elles]

Yay! A poster!

From Siege, Part II.

Weir: We still have something that you want.
Prenim: Cake.

[Dotus5]

From "Emancipation":

SAM: Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this cake.

[Hooperman1990]

From "Emancipation":

SAM: Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this cake.

Wow it even fits!

From Runner (SGA) I think

Dr Beckett: Look, I just wanna say one last time: I really don't think this is a good idea. We're cutting very close to your spinal column here, if you're to cake...
Ronon Dex: I won't cake.

[sueKay]

McKay "I’ll begin with a few observations on a subject that is both near and dear to my heart, cake."

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McKay "But still I digress where was I..uh cake."

[Elles]

From Rising and Underground
McKay: Is there cake in this?

[Trek_Girl42]

The Other Guys
Teal'c: I believe the Canucks of Vancouver to be superior cake.



In every episode
Teal'c: Cake

[Morgania]

Coup D'etat...

LINDSAY : Major Lorne told me to stay by the cake.

[Dotus5]

From "Solitudes"

Sam: Try to stay put Sir, I think your cake's broken.

Jack: No, my cake's definitely broken. This is bad news, 'cause unless they've redecorated the 'gate room I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

[Elles]

Sanctuary

Chaya: Shall I prepare some cake for us?

[Commander Jumper]

From "Meridian"

Oma: the sucess ir failure of your deeds does not add up to the sum of your cake. You cake cannot be weighed. Judge your cake by the inention of your actions and by the cake you have faced the cake that has stood in your wa. The cake is so vast and we are so small, there is only one thing we truly can control....wether we eat chocolate or vanilla......

or

"Threads"

Oma: how deep is the cake if you cannot see the bottum:
Oma: though the the river tells no cakes, the dishonest man stilll hears them"
Oma: if you know immediatly the candlelight is cake, then the meal was cooked long ago

[wurlitzer153]

'Midday, the cake is high in the sky'? You sure about that?
That is what it says.

I ask you. What could possibly be in my cake that could explain this?

Find the cake? That's…that's the plan?
Elegant in its simplicity, don't you think?

[Elles]

'Midday, the cake is high in the sky'? You sure about that?
That is what it says.

Carter: It doesn't make much sense, does it?
Carter (guess which one ): Neither does the wind blows on the cake... or three days to the cake.