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ReganX
September 19th, 2006, 02:48 AM
An idea I had for a game. Basically, one person takes an idea for a list -

Things SG teams should never do
Common mistakes for System Lords
Jack O'Neill retorts

or whatever they can come up with, and everybody contributes. Once a list hits number 10 - although some might end up going past 10 - the poster who contributed the last item gets to choose the topic for a new list.

If they can't think of something, they may invite others to chime in with ideas.



Top Ten Lists So Far

Top Ten Things We'll Never Hear Jack Say
Top Ten Foods They Wouldn't Eat... Ever!
Top Ten Things That Jack Would Never Do
Top Ten Things They Would Never Do To Save The Galaxy
Top Ten Things You Should Never Say To Daniel
Top Ten Things To Never Say To Sam
Top Ten Ways To Wind Up McKay
Top Ten Things Hammond Wouldn't Want To Hear
Top Ten Things Mitchell Wouldn't Want To Hear
Top Ten Practical Jokes To Play On Daniel
Top Ten Things Our Ships Could Use To Be More Powerful
Top Ten Alternatives To Power Atlantis
Top Ten Diseases The Wraith Should Get From Contact With Humans
Top Ten Reasons The Wraith Will Never Appear On The David Letterman Show
Top Ten Reasons To Never Give McKay Caffeine
Top Ten Reasons To Never Sit On Daniel's Glasses
Top Ten Reasons Why The SGC Should Have Let Jolinar Stay Alive In Carter
Top Ten Reasons Why Mitchell Shouldn't Be In Command Of SG-1
Top Ten Reasons Why Carter Told McKay To Go Suck On A Lemon
Top Ten Reasons Hammond brings Walter on every one of his offworld experiences.
Top Ten Things Jack Wishes He Could Say
Top Ten Reasons being a top SGC officer SUCKS!
Top Ten Reasons not to P*$$ off a System Lord
Top Ten Reasons NOT to Trust the SG-1 Team!
Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong For Walter?
Top Ten Reasons To Actually Watch S9 & S10
Top Ten Reasons Stargate can kick Star Trek's ass.
Top Ten Things You Would Not Say to an Angry Unas.
Top Ten Ways To Deal With SG-1 Withdrawal Syndrome
Top Ten Group Activities for the Ba'al Clones
Top Ten Ways Daniel Jackson Hasn't Been Killed Yet
Top Ten Weapons that the SGC Should Have
Top Ten Stargate Crossover Ideas
Top Ten Reasons Daniel Shouldn't Go To Atlantis

ReganX
September 19th, 2006, 02:49 AM
Top Ten... things we'll never hear Jack say.

1. Ba'al, old buddy, want to go out for a beer?

broken-heart
September 19th, 2006, 04:12 AM
2. Oh man, I hate the Simspons.

Eye Of Ra
September 19th, 2006, 05:05 AM
3. Hey carter can you teach me quantum physics

broken-heart
September 19th, 2006, 05:19 AM
Can someone post 2? If so...

4. How'd you blow up that sun?

ReganX
September 19th, 2006, 09:46 AM
5. We only get to spend a week on P2V-901? But we'll never be able to study all those lovely ruins by then!

ReganX
September 19th, 2006, 09:47 AM
Can someone post 2? If so...

You can post as many as you want, just try to wait until someone else has posted something before you post again.

susanne
September 19th, 2006, 10:14 AM
6. carter your ugly! :P

ReganX
September 19th, 2006, 10:16 AM
7. Why can't somebody else save the galaxy for once? My team hasn't had a proper vacation in a decade!

susanne
September 19th, 2006, 10:20 AM
8. i dont care if its not in the plot! im dating hathor!

ReganX
September 19th, 2006, 10:21 AM
9. Aww! Look at the cute ickle Unas!

susanne
September 19th, 2006, 10:23 AM
10. theres no blue jello? ok ill stick with yellow.

susanne
September 19th, 2006, 10:24 AM
and the new list is....
food they wouldnt eat....ever!
1. green jello!

ReganX
September 19th, 2006, 10:26 AM
2. Kassa

Hooperman1990
September 19th, 2006, 10:45 AM
3. Tofu

ReganX
September 19th, 2006, 10:51 AM
4. Goa'uld symbiotes.

Elles
September 19th, 2006, 08:33 PM
5. Chicken

6. Macaroni and cheese

7. Guangos

broken-heart
September 19th, 2006, 10:31 PM
8. Lemons :D

ReganX
September 20th, 2006, 02:20 AM
9. Kynthia's cake (again)

broken-heart
September 20th, 2006, 04:48 AM
10. Froot Loops.

New list...things that Jack would never do.

1. Stick his head in the Ancient...head messer upperer thing :)

ReganX
September 20th, 2006, 04:57 AM
2. Leave his team behind.

broken-heart
September 20th, 2006, 05:15 AM
3. Welcome the Tok'ra without getting suspicious.

zantri
September 20th, 2006, 05:17 AM
4. Teach Astrophysics

broken-heart
September 20th, 2006, 05:19 AM
LOL

5. Eat Froot Loops

ReganX
September 20th, 2006, 05:30 AM
6. Wear a tutu for a mission.

Hooperman1990
September 20th, 2006, 09:01 AM
7. Tell carter "I dont think you've got the neutrino containment field correctly aligned"

Morgania
September 20th, 2006, 01:28 PM
8. Be unsarcastic about anything.

broken-heart
September 20th, 2006, 10:44 PM
9. Understand Asgrad technology.

Elles
September 21st, 2006, 09:28 PM
10. Develop a Vicodan addiction and carry around a cane.

New list... Things they would never do to save the galaxy...

1. Audition for American Idol

ReganX
September 21st, 2006, 10:05 PM
2. Marry Sam off to a System Lord.

broken-heart
September 22nd, 2006, 12:24 AM
3. Dance around in their underpants.

Elles
September 22nd, 2006, 07:06 AM
4. Watch Teletubies

ReganX
September 22nd, 2006, 08:31 AM
5. Agree to wear Shavadai dresses and veils for the rest of their lives. Applies to all members of SG-1.

susanne
September 22nd, 2006, 09:16 AM
6. star in a pantomime of the system lords choice.:P

Elles
September 22nd, 2006, 10:15 AM
7. Sell lemonade outside Cheyenne Mountain

ReganX
September 22nd, 2006, 10:54 AM
8. Teach modern dance to Jaffa.

Elles
September 22nd, 2006, 11:38 AM
9. Become New Age hippies

ReganX
September 22nd, 2006, 12:33 PM
10. Form a barbershop quartet.

ReganX
September 22nd, 2006, 12:34 PM
Top Ten... Things You Should Never Say To Daniel

1. We miss Jonas.

Elles
September 22nd, 2006, 01:12 PM
2. Hm... bunch of primitive natives, I say we wipe them all out and take their naquadah.

zantri
September 22nd, 2006, 01:17 PM
3. That mythology is nothing more than lies, rumours and fairytales

ReganX
September 22nd, 2006, 01:34 PM
4. How's your wife?

aacid
September 22nd, 2006, 01:38 PM
5. Look, I'm sorry it broke, but it's just a rock.

stargateSG147
September 22nd, 2006, 03:48 PM
6. It was so awesome when you got beat up by Vala!!!

ReganX
September 22nd, 2006, 04:06 PM
7. Oma helped you Ascend? And we thought Anubis was a low point!

stargateSG147
September 22nd, 2006, 04:07 PM
rofl that one!

broken-heart
September 22nd, 2006, 09:11 PM
7. NO, you cannot go to Atlantis again.

susanne
September 23rd, 2006, 05:11 AM
8. ummm i got drunk...and ummmmn stumbled into your office and....ummmm you dont wanna go in there....

broken-heart
September 23rd, 2006, 05:54 AM
9. Look, Daniel, I'm sorry I sat on your glasses!!!..again.

ReganX
September 23rd, 2006, 07:19 AM
9. Look, Daniel, I'm sorry I sat on your glasses!!!..again.

There are two 7s - do you want to post the next topic?

stargateSG147
September 23rd, 2006, 08:24 AM
Top Ten things to never say to Sam

Hooperman1990
September 23rd, 2006, 03:32 PM
Top Ten things to never say to Sam
1. I could have built a better naquadah reactor blindfolded.

Elles
September 23rd, 2006, 04:05 PM
2. Telegram from McKay!

broken-heart
September 23rd, 2006, 07:09 PM
There are two 7s - do you want to post the next topic?

Oh..whoops! :)


3. Hey Sam! Jack's getting married!

ReganX
September 24th, 2006, 02:26 AM
4. We're giving the newbie command of your team.

Oh wait...

broken-heart
September 24th, 2006, 03:20 AM
5. Sam, your dad didn't die. He just hid from you because he's scared of you.

ReganX
September 24th, 2006, 03:25 AM
6. Women can't fight.

susanne
September 24th, 2006, 03:34 AM
7. hey carter! nice jugs luv!

stargateSG147
September 24th, 2006, 09:27 AM
8. Guess what? Your mom DIDN'T die!!!


Oh, well... she did just not the way you thought she did. She actually died last year. She had a heart attack because she was wondering why her little Sammie never came to see her and some guy said that you hated her. She died. Well, you could have seen her YEARS ago but now it's too late!

ReganX
September 24th, 2006, 10:51 AM
9. I'm the evil fairy godmother who gave you your Black Widow Curse.

ReganX
September 24th, 2006, 10:54 AM
10. We're sending you to Simarka as Earth's representative. Living as Turghan's wife won't be a problem, will it?

ReganX
September 24th, 2006, 10:55 AM
Top Ten... Ways To Wind Up McKay

1. Tell him Sam won the Nobel Prize.

stargateSG147
September 24th, 2006, 11:30 AM
Wind up????
meaning.... what?

ReganX
September 24th, 2006, 11:45 AM
Wind up????
meaning.... what?

Tease, torment, etc.

stargateSG147
September 24th, 2006, 11:52 AM
oh okay
umm

2. Sheppard has decided to put you in charge of the team. NOT

ReganX
September 24th, 2006, 12:00 PM
3. Tell him that the mess hall stocks only lemon chicken.

aacid
September 24th, 2006, 05:25 PM
Radek's going to be taking your place on the team. We need you to test fly a few jumpers that he just fixed.

broken-heart
September 24th, 2006, 10:13 PM
5. Hey McKay! Did you know that the kiss with Beckett has been circulating the Internet?

susanne
September 25th, 2006, 01:25 AM
6. wrong wrong wrong wrong mckay! the biometric interface does not go there it goes next to the system collections module! :P

broken-heart
September 25th, 2006, 02:36 AM
7. McKay...did you know that you just ate LEMON chicken!?!?!?

EnterTheWormhole
September 25th, 2006, 09:12 AM
8. Name his sister head of research on Atlantis.

susanne
September 25th, 2006, 11:57 AM
9. tell him why you think zelenka could take over his job and exactly why you'd like him more :P

ReganX
September 25th, 2006, 04:12 PM
10. Stitch 'Meredith McKay' labels to the outside of all his clothes.

ReganX
September 25th, 2006, 04:14 PM
Top Ten... Things Hammond Wouldn't Want To Hear

1. SG-1 are late checking in.

stargateSG147
September 25th, 2006, 04:46 PM
Top Ten... Things Hammond Wouldn't Want To Hear.

All the teams are offworld and the gate just blew up.

ReganX
September 25th, 2006, 04:49 PM
3. The 'gate's broken and we can't reach Carter.

broken-heart
September 25th, 2006, 10:40 PM
4. The NID kidnapped your granddaughters..again.

ReganX
September 26th, 2006, 04:57 AM
5. Samuels is being transferred back to the SGC.

broken-heart
September 26th, 2006, 05:02 AM
6. Your red phone has been confiscated.

ReganX
September 26th, 2006, 05:16 AM
7. Kinsey is President.

stargateSG147
September 26th, 2006, 12:58 PM
8. You're fired!

broken-heart
September 26th, 2006, 10:38 PM
9. The repo guys just took your chair!

SionnachOghma
September 27th, 2006, 06:40 AM
10. JACK: Sir, I have some...news. Sam's pregnant. We'd like you to be the godfather, of course, but in exchange...you're gonna have to break the news to Jacob...
...
...
...
He'll be here in five minutes. Thanks!

SionnachOghma
September 27th, 2006, 06:44 AM
Top Ten Things Mitchell Wouldn't Want To Hear

1. Since you showed up at the SGC, we've lost more people than in any three years previous...oh, and some people want to talk to you. Widows...orphans, etc.

ReganX
September 27th, 2006, 06:46 AM
2. Mitchell, the team has voted - you are off SG-1!

SionnachOghma
September 27th, 2006, 06:47 AM
3. Hey, Cam, General Landry wants to talk to you. The results of the paternity test are in.

ReganX
September 27th, 2006, 06:49 AM
4. Jack heard about Sam breaking her arm last mission. He wants to "talk" to you.

stargateSG147
September 27th, 2006, 11:40 AM
4. Jack heard about Sam breaking her arm last mission. He wants to "talk" to you.
ROFL!!!


5. Looks like Adria wasn't REALLY Ori-placed. Well, she was of course-being the Orici and all but the Ori needed a..... male donor and gosh what have you and Vala been doing while you were on the other show?!?!

stargateSG147
September 27th, 2006, 11:40 AM
Ok that was dorky I don't know what I'm talking about

broken-heart
September 27th, 2006, 10:37 PM
6. I'm sorry, but your father fell over while watching Jeopardy.

ReganX
September 28th, 2006, 05:44 AM
7. Turns out the CMOH was a big mistake, clerical error - we're going to need it back. Lt Colonel Cameron Mitchel with one 'L' was the one awarded it. Sorry about the mix-up.

broken-heart
September 28th, 2006, 05:49 AM
8. The roast beef ran out again.

stargateSG147
September 28th, 2006, 12:10 PM
9. Sam decided she would rather not be on SG-1. She is quitting the Air Force and moving to Hawaii.

ReganX
September 28th, 2006, 06:06 PM
10. Daniel and Teal'c have decided that staying on SG-1 without Sam to keep you in line would be hazardous to their health. They're leaving too.

ReganX
September 28th, 2006, 06:08 PM
Top Ten... Practical Jokes To Play On Daniel

1. Replace his instant coffee with soil.

Enzo Aquarius
September 28th, 2006, 06:09 PM
2. Replace his anti-histamines with placebos

broken-heart
September 28th, 2006, 10:35 PM
3. Hide his glasses.

Tamilas Arrondil
September 29th, 2006, 12:04 AM
4. Lock him in a room with Vala for a week!!!!

l :danielanime05: :valaanime04: l

(Outside, the team discuss this new living arrangement)

:jack: Jack: - I thought they could use some time together

:sam: Sam: - Brilliant Idea sir! Hilarious

:tealc: Teal'c:- Indeed

(Running up behind them)

:jonas: Jonas: - Can I use Daniel's lab while he's in there?

broken-heart
September 29th, 2006, 12:27 AM
:lol: Nice one!

5. "Break" all his artefacts.

ReganX
September 29th, 2006, 05:22 AM
6. Get everybody on the base to pretend that they can't see or hear him so he thinks he's turned invisible again.

broken-heart
September 29th, 2006, 05:45 AM
:lol: Good one!

7. Shoot him and ask if he's ok.

SionnachOghma
September 29th, 2006, 12:20 PM
8. Drug his coffee, drop him in Vala's bed, then wake him up with a Zat blast.

stargateSG147
September 29th, 2006, 12:24 PM
9.
Tell him he has a a kid off-world.

(What's the coordinates/name of the planet in Broca Divide?)

Tamilas Arrondil
September 29th, 2006, 06:17 PM
6. Get everybody on the base to pretend that they can't see or hear him so he thinks he's turned invisible again.

HAHAHAHA!!!! That's hilarious!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :indeed:

10. :daniel: Ask him why he wasn't at the latest SG-1 mission to Atlantis, and that they met a few ancients. Then say that the memo must have been lost, what a shame...
:daniel23: :danielanime07: :danielanime08:

Col. Shadow Quinn
September 29th, 2006, 08:09 PM
10 things our ships could use to be more powerful
1)Better weapons

broken-heart
September 29th, 2006, 09:24 PM
2. Ori shields

P.S. Wasn't it Tamilas Arrondil's turn? :)

stargateSG147
October 2nd, 2006, 05:26 PM
3. Increased speed

ReganX
October 2nd, 2006, 07:10 PM
4. Tollan ion cannons.

Tamilas Arrondil
October 2nd, 2006, 08:42 PM
5. Writers for the show who would like to see the ships survive more than three good battles....??

lol

============================================
If I was a writer...

:hammond: - It's a bird...

:sam: - No sir, it's a plane...

:jack: - No...It's Superman!!! *Shudders* Urh, what a cliche!

:vala: - I thought we agreed we weren't going to use any Earth cultural references that I wouldn't understand?

:tealc: - Indeed


....I thought it was funny...sorry. lol


==========================================

SionnachOghma
October 3rd, 2006, 12:48 PM
6. An array of rail gun turrets - 12 or so, positioned to be give coverage at all angles.

7. Sam in Command.

8. Jaffa security chief.

9. A squadron of brand-spankin' new F-303s.

All this and more can be found in Stargate: Athena (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3172439/1/).

Enzo Aquarius
October 3rd, 2006, 01:47 PM
10) Bathrooms

Top 10 alternatives to power Atlantis.

1) Bicycle in the cafeteria

Col. Shadow Quinn
October 3rd, 2006, 02:52 PM
2)McKay

broken-heart
October 3rd, 2006, 05:11 PM
3. Run it on stupidity.

Col. Shadow Quinn
October 3rd, 2006, 08:51 PM
3) MAcGuyver DVDs.

broken-heart
October 3rd, 2006, 09:22 PM
5. Lemon juice

Natana
October 3rd, 2006, 10:56 PM
6. Everyone, for at least one day a week, eat mass quantities of soup beans. ;)

broken-heart
October 3rd, 2006, 10:58 PM
7. A home made nuclear generator [made by Homer Simpson :D]

Natana
October 3rd, 2006, 11:16 PM
8. Load the Daedalus with pigs and put them in a large, unused room in the city. ;)

Tamilas Arrondil
October 4th, 2006, 12:52 AM
3. Run it on stupidity.

:lol: Excellent Idea!!

9) Run it on naivity
('We can trust those Wraith....' lol. Allies.....)

Natana
October 4th, 2006, 11:26 AM
10. Run it on grace under pressure. ;) :D

broken-heart
October 6th, 2006, 06:43 AM
Natana, are you going to post the new topic?

Just checked, ReganX got the 100th post!

Natana
October 6th, 2006, 12:21 PM
Oops...10 diseases the Wraith should get from contact with humans.

1. Chickenpox

Morgania
October 6th, 2006, 01:48 PM
2. The common cold.

Natana
October 6th, 2006, 01:53 PM
3. pink eye

broken-heart
October 6th, 2006, 07:28 PM
4. Diarrhoea.

Natana
October 6th, 2006, 10:38 PM
ulcers

broken-heart
October 6th, 2006, 11:47 PM
6. Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)

ReganX
October 7th, 2006, 01:31 AM
7. Cancer

Fascinating question - can the Wraith contract certain diseases by feeding on sick humans?

broken-heart
October 7th, 2006, 02:43 AM
LOL! I was gonna put cancer next! :(

8. AIDS

ReganX
October 7th, 2006, 12:55 PM
9. Leprosy

Natana
October 7th, 2006, 12:59 PM
10. Systemic lupus.

Natana
October 7th, 2006, 01:00 PM
The Top 10 reasons the Wraith will never appear on the David Letterman show

1. Dave thinks he has a years' long feud going on with them.

ReganX
October 7th, 2006, 01:14 PM
2. They heard that the camera adds ten pounds.

Natana
October 7th, 2006, 02:28 PM
2. They heard that the camera adds ten pounds.Good one, ReganX. :cameron:

3. They all fainted seeing the size of New York City

ReganX
October 7th, 2006, 02:31 PM
4. The producers refused to provide them with snacks.

Natana
October 7th, 2006, 02:32 PM
They ate the camera crew

ReganX
October 7th, 2006, 02:33 PM
6. The producers won't pay their travelling costs.

Natana
October 7th, 2006, 02:35 PM
7. The guards wouldn't let them on the lot.

ReganX
October 7th, 2006, 02:36 PM
8. They'd try to eat the audience.

Natana
October 7th, 2006, 02:37 PM
9. The Queen wasn't happy with her make-up.

stargateSG147
October 7th, 2006, 04:24 PM
10. Ratings were to low due to scared viewers

stargateSG147
October 7th, 2006, 04:25 PM
YAY!!!
I finally get to post a new one!!!!!


Top Ten reasons to never give McKay caffeine

stargateSG147
October 7th, 2006, 04:25 PM
1. We've seen what happens.... he gets addicted, hogs all the coffee and demands more!
("The Brotherhood")

Natana
October 7th, 2006, 05:29 PM
2. He's shaking so badly from too much caffeine that he pushes the wrong button and half the city floods.

Syera
October 7th, 2006, 06:31 PM
3: Because he doesn't get enough sleep, and when he doesn't get enough sleep he gets scatterbrained, and a scatterbrained scientist plus a nuclear bomb (or something equally destructive) isn't a recommended combination.

broken-heart
October 7th, 2006, 07:15 PM
4. McKay can talk extra-fast.

stargateSG147
October 8th, 2006, 10:21 AM
5. Because he's really jumpy and when they're on another planet, instead of shooting the Wraith, he shoots one of John's lovely elf ears off because he could stand still.


(Thanks for the green ReganX.... I still have to spread some around before giving you some)

ReganX
October 8th, 2006, 10:26 AM
6. When the caffeine high wears off, McKay gets very depressed and can't stop sobbing.

ReganX
October 8th, 2006, 10:26 AM
(Thanks for the green ReganX.... I still have to spread some around before giving you some)

You're welcome.

stargateSG147
October 8th, 2006, 10:29 AM
6. When the caffeine high wears off, McKay gets very depressed and can't stop sobbing.
ROFLMHOOL!

(rolling on the floor laughing my head off out loud)

stargateSG147
October 8th, 2006, 10:32 AM
You're welcome.

:vala: :sheppardanime23: :weiranime20:

I spread some around- gonna try to give you some now!
You and penguininablender are long overdue!!!!
:lol:

stargateSG147
October 8th, 2006, 10:33 AM
:vala: :sheppardanime23: :weiranime20:

I spread some around- gonna try to give you some now!
You and penguininablender are long overdue!!!!
:lol:
ok didn't work.
how many reps/green do I have to give before I can repeat green to someone else?

ReganX
October 8th, 2006, 10:41 AM
ok didn't work.
how many reps/green do I have to give before I can repeat green to someone else?

I tried counting once - I think it's about sixteen.

Natana
October 8th, 2006, 10:43 AM
7. Rodney can't wait for his latest cup of coffee to cool and badly burns his mouth. Because he can't talk, Kolya and his gang enter the city and cause trouble.

stargateSG147
October 8th, 2006, 03:12 PM
I tried counting once - I think it's about sixteen.
Wow.
And I'd thought it'd be 5..... after that I thought 10.... and now I've lost count!

I owe you, penguininablender, and Ayan some green!

If only all you stupid people would stop being so nice.......!


LOL!
just kidding!!!!!!!

please continue to be nice!
LOL!

:mckayanime18:

stargateSG147
October 8th, 2006, 03:13 PM
8. He can't stop saying "coffee!"

stargateSG147
October 8th, 2006, 03:13 PM
OK that was a stupid number 8!!!!

broken-heart
October 8th, 2006, 03:14 PM
9. Because he can't tell if it contains cirtus. :)

stargateSG147
October 8th, 2006, 03:25 PM
10. He will not drink nor eat anything other than coffee and whines like a baby (er.... a Rodney McKay) when you threaten to ban coffee forever

stargateSG147
October 8th, 2006, 03:26 PM
Yay!!!
I get to start a new one again!


Top Ten reasons to never sit on Daniel's glasses.


1. He doesn't have a replacement pair or contact lenses and you're getting tired of seeing him with new bruises all over his forehead from running into walls

stargateSG147
October 8th, 2006, 03:27 PM
(that was a dorky top ten list :danielanime07:

ReganX
October 8th, 2006, 03:38 PM
2. He won't be able to read and all his translations will be wrong.

ReganX
October 8th, 2006, 03:39 PM
3. You could hurt yourself by sitting on the broken glass and frames.

broken-heart
October 8th, 2006, 05:48 PM
4. He won't be able to see proplerly and will walk into walls.

ReganX
October 8th, 2006, 05:57 PM
5. He'll make you pay for new ones.

Natana
October 8th, 2006, 07:40 PM
6. Vala gets angry because breaking Daniel's glasses is her job.;)

ReganX
October 8th, 2006, 08:05 PM
7. All of SG-1 are will get mad at you because Daniel won't stop sulking over his lost glasses.

broken-heart
October 8th, 2006, 10:31 PM
8. Daniel will be really whiny too.

ReganX
October 8th, 2006, 11:17 PM
9. A whiny Daniel drives Hammond nuts.

stargateSG147
October 9th, 2006, 09:26 AM
10. He is actually a Goa'uld and when his eyes flash, you can actually see them this time. Creepy.

stargateSG147
October 9th, 2006, 09:27 AM
Wow, 3 in a row?
Yay me!


Top Ten Reasons Why The SGC Should Have Let Jolinar Stay Alive In Carter.


1. Tok'ra allies rock.

stargateSG147
October 9th, 2006, 09:28 AM
2. O'Neill loathes the Tok'ra, therefore his dear, sweet Carter would get on his nerves.

Dr McKay
October 9th, 2006, 09:39 AM
3. They could of learnt so much

ReganX
October 9th, 2006, 12:27 PM
4. Jolinar could use the healing device whenever someone was injured offworld.

EnterTheWormhole
October 9th, 2006, 02:37 PM
5. Sam will always have someone to listen to her technobabble.

Natana
October 9th, 2006, 05:52 PM
6. Sam would live a *very* long time.

Enzo Aquarius
October 9th, 2006, 05:57 PM
7. Jolinar knows how to make a great Goa'uld Noodle soup

Natana
October 9th, 2006, 06:12 PM
8. You can bet Landry and the rest of SG-1 will pay more attention to what Sam has to tell them if Jollinar makes her eyes glow a time or two.

ReganX
October 9th, 2006, 06:56 PM
9. Landry wouldn't dare not have Sam in sole command of SG-1 if Jolinar was there.

broken-heart
October 9th, 2006, 07:05 PM
:lol:

10. Jolinar could provide more info on the Goa'uld than Teal'c, after all, he is just a Jaffa.

broken-heart
October 9th, 2006, 07:07 PM
Top 10 reasons why Mitchell shouldn't be in command of SG-1.

1. He's the newbie.

ReganX
October 9th, 2006, 07:10 PM
2. He's an idiot.

Enzo Aquarius
October 9th, 2006, 07:11 PM
3. He failed to file his taxes with the IRS last year

ReganX
October 9th, 2006, 07:12 PM
4. Sam is far better suited to the job.

broken-heart
October 9th, 2006, 07:13 PM
5. His grandma stories are as bad as being tortured by Netan.

LOL! From ReganX's second reason, to this post, the posts have been posted minute after minute...if that makes sense :)

stargateSG147
October 12th, 2006, 10:58 AM
6.
He's only doing the Stargate program to meet hot alien women.

Lokii
October 12th, 2006, 11:41 AM
7) Carter is tougher than he is on her worst day

EnterTheWormhole
October 12th, 2006, 02:52 PM
8. Because, deep down, we all know he's a Cylon agent sent to undermine SG-1's effectivenes so that the toasters can conquer Earth.

stargateSG147
October 13th, 2006, 11:48 AM
9. He's working for the NID!

10. He's way more immature than O'Neill-- that's saying alot!

stargateSG147
October 13th, 2006, 11:50 AM
Yay!

I was hoping to post the new one cuz I got a perfect Top Ten-er and 2 good reasons.
(well I forgot the second, but whatever....)


Top Ten Reasons Why Carter Told McKay To Go Suck On A Lemon


1. She's secretly an ax murderer and was feeling lazy that day, so she decided to see if he would kill himself so she wouldn't have to.

Enzo Aquarius
October 13th, 2006, 03:31 PM
2. The cost of limes has skyrocketted

(Yay, it's good to be back!)

stargateSG147
October 14th, 2006, 06:57 AM
3. She wanted to see how funny he would look with that "Ooh, this is sour" twisty-face look.

ReganX
October 16th, 2006, 11:47 AM
4. She was experimenting with her mind control abilities.

ReganX
October 16th, 2006, 11:48 AM
5. She wanted to find out if he was really allergic or if he was just an attention seeker.

ReganX
October 16th, 2006, 12:02 PM
I've edited my first post on the thread to include the lists that have been used already - it should help us keep track.

Lokii
October 17th, 2006, 06:18 AM
6) She wanted to see how badly McKay wanted to see her in her underwear

ReganX
October 17th, 2006, 03:22 PM
7. She wanted to goad him into a game of Truth or Dare.

ReganX
October 17th, 2006, 03:23 PM
8. She'd made a $20 bet with Jack over whether or not she'd be able to get him to do it.

Col. Shadow Quinn
October 17th, 2006, 11:40 PM
9) She wanted to rid his annoyingness from all planes of existance
10) To get back at him for putting a webcam in her shower.

New Top 10: 10 reasons Hammond brings Walter on every one of his offworld experiences.

ReganX
October 18th, 2006, 01:27 PM
1. Only Walter can make his coffee the way he likes it.

ReganX
October 18th, 2006, 01:28 PM
2. Walter would be very hurt if he didn't get to tag along.

Col. Shadow Quinn
October 18th, 2006, 08:30 PM
Walter is always trying to seduce Hammond.
And it usually works.:jack_new_anime06: :valaanime06: :sheppard28: :weiranime20: :lol:

Natana
October 18th, 2006, 09:07 PM
4. Walter is indispensable

ReganX
October 19th, 2006, 03:25 PM
5. Walter has a lot of blackmail information about Hammond.

Enzo Aquarius
October 19th, 2006, 05:48 PM
6. Walter is the secret holder of Hammond's second brain

ReganX
October 19th, 2006, 06:06 PM
7. Walter is a multi-billionaire on whose generosity the SGC is heavily dependent.

Col. Shadow Quinn
October 19th, 2006, 07:53 PM
8) Walter is Hammond's mother.

ReganX
October 20th, 2006, 05:57 AM
9. Only Walter understands Hammond's secret love of Pokemon.

SionnachOghma
October 20th, 2006, 07:13 AM
10. Hammond may get lonely on long trips and want to feel loved. See Prometheus Unbound.

SionnachOghma
October 20th, 2006, 07:16 AM
Top Ten Things Jack Wishes He Could Say

SionnachOghma
October 20th, 2006, 07:17 AM
1. "Carter! Gate Room. Naked. Now."

Natana
October 20th, 2006, 03:35 PM
2. Right between the eyes, Maybourne.

Enzo Aquarius
October 20th, 2006, 04:35 PM
3. I am Colonel Jack O'Neill of the USS Enterprise

ReganX
November 1st, 2006, 04:32 AM
4. (at the press conference at the end of "Smoke and Mirrors") Kinsey is an complete &!%£* ^&%£*P (*£$*$%!!!!!

Morgania
November 2nd, 2006, 02:45 PM
5. (When he was in command of the SGC): All base personal report to the Gateroom for the Simpsons marathon. Thor brought popcorn.

Col. Shadow Quinn
November 3rd, 2006, 10:35 PM
6: Daniel, if you die, expect me to laugh at the fact you've died 20+ times and have always come back to life.

Col. Shadow Quinn
November 6th, 2006, 11:02 PM
7) Carter, lets go to my place an "do it".

Lokii
November 30th, 2006, 12:08 PM
8) Kinsey, you are the weakest link.... good bye.

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
December 1st, 2006, 10:45 AM
1. "Carter! Gate Room. Naked. Now."

9. "Daniel! Gate Room. Naked. Now" :P

SionnachOghma
December 6th, 2006, 09:33 AM
9. "Daniel! Gate Room. Naked. Now" :P

10. Happy birthday, Vala! Seal the room!

SionnachOghma
December 6th, 2006, 09:38 AM
Top Ten Reasons being a top SGC officer SUCKS!

SionnachOghma
December 6th, 2006, 09:39 AM
1. You can't use the kick-@$$ job as a lure.

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
December 6th, 2006, 09:53 AM
2. They don't get to play pacman in the gate room, just space invaders

ReganX
December 6th, 2006, 12:01 PM
3. Kinsey's visits.

aacid
December 7th, 2006, 11:42 AM
4. Your flagship team tends to disregard your orders.

aintright
December 7th, 2006, 02:25 PM
5. You are trapped behind the desk vs jaunting off world!

teehee!:jack_new15:

SionnachOghma
December 14th, 2006, 04:49 AM
When you finally make General, you find out the guy who screwed you over more times than anybody else made King.

Col. Shadow Quinn
December 21st, 2006, 01:16 AM
7. You sit at a desk and get fat all day long.

The Great Lord Baal
December 21st, 2006, 02:02 AM
8. You dont get the babes on the sg missions

MechaThor
December 21st, 2006, 04:58 AM
09: You are always on the base whenever the self destruct is activated. Which is alot!

Elles
December 21st, 2006, 12:35 PM
10. No retirement plan. :P

susanne
December 21st, 2006, 12:37 PM
top ten reasons not to p*$$ off a system lord :P teehee

Elles
December 21st, 2006, 12:38 PM
1. The budget is already stretched to thin to make their eyes glow all the time. :P

susanne
December 21st, 2006, 12:40 PM
2. they have a really really big army that will crush your world :P

Elles
December 21st, 2006, 12:43 PM
3. I imagine that Goa'uld hand devices hurt... the actors always scream in pain, even thought it's just a prop and some vis effects. :confused:

susanne
December 21st, 2006, 01:38 PM
4. they start monalouging and thats torture enough :P

Elles
December 21st, 2006, 02:05 PM
4. they start monalouging and thats torture enough :P
:P

5. They throw you in their dungeon and won't let you out, not even to watch The Simpsons! :jack_new_anime05:

susanne
December 22nd, 2006, 12:44 AM
5. they call you nasty names:P

GateTrek2004
December 22nd, 2006, 12:58 AM
6. They continue to come back over and over and over again even after there dead.

susanne
December 22nd, 2006, 12:59 AM
7. they keep grudges :P a lot of em

Elles
December 22nd, 2006, 01:45 PM
8. Some don't keep grudges. They have no surviving enemies. *gasp*

GateTrek2004
December 23rd, 2006, 01:57 AM
9. They can say the most annoything things

susanne
December 23rd, 2006, 06:03 AM
10. they usually have a gross way to kill you

GateTrek2004
December 23rd, 2006, 03:39 PM
top 10 reasons NOT to trust the SG-1 Team!

Elles
December 23rd, 2006, 06:25 PM
1. They work for the government. :P

Trek_Girl42
December 23rd, 2006, 11:01 PM
2. They could be victims of alien mind control!

MechaThor
December 24th, 2006, 02:30 AM
3. Because every planet they go to theirs going to be a problem.

Stargatecrazy
December 24th, 2006, 06:33 AM
4. They are most wanted by the Goa'uld so are most likely to get infected with one.

5. They break the regs a lot (even if it is to save the planet)!:hammond:

Col. Shadow Quinn
December 24th, 2006, 04:24 PM
6) They could be zay'tarcs.

Trek_Girl42
December 24th, 2006, 06:21 PM
7? or 8?

At any moment on a mission, one of them could fall for an "alien" and neglect their duties.