View Full Version : SG1 - You're Fired!

September 18th, 2006, 07:03 PM
Let's pretend that they're pulling each and everyone of the CHARACTERS or ACTORS into a room to fire them, how would they break the news?

September 18th, 2006, 07:05 PM
Colonel Carter - We're sorry, but we're going to have to let you go. We've decided that its neccessary to downsize SG1. Major Rogers will be taking you're place - she is after all an 'A' cup.


Sgt. Harriman - You're fired and ... oh, I see that we fired you a long time ago since you didn't do much of anything ... guess we forget to mention it to you.


Dr. Frasier - You're fired... Dr. Frasier? Dr. Frasier?... Oh dear she's dead...

Jumper One
September 18th, 2006, 07:08 PM
Sgt. Siler- You're fired. Our insurance won't cover you anymore....

September 18th, 2006, 07:11 PM
Sgt. Siler- You're fired. Our insurance won't cover you anymore....

Siler: That's ok. I've been fired before - the third degree burns are finally showing some improvement.

September 19th, 2006, 11:56 AM
Im sorry Teal'c, but im going to have to ask you to hand in your badge.

September 19th, 2006, 11:59 AM
Sgt. Siler- You're fired. Our insurance won't cover you anymore....

lol Ain't that the truth

September 19th, 2006, 03:40 PM
Daniel I'm sorry but you have to go.. your well... too geeky. Your really cramping our style man.

September 19th, 2006, 04:31 PM
Donald Trump: You're all fired! Get out of my plush office now!:cameron:

September 19th, 2006, 06:53 PM
Efficiency expert
So what you do is you take the specifications from the customers and
you bring them down to the software engineers?

That, that's right.

Efficiency Expert
Well, then I gotta ask, then why can't the customers just take the
specifications directly to the software people, huh?

Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, engineers are not good at dealing with

Efficiency Expert
You physically take the specs from the customer?

Well, no, my, my secretary does that, or, or the fax.

Efficiency Expert
Then you must physically bring them to the software people.

Well...no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

Efficiency Expert
Well, what would you say… you do here?

Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the %$#@&^ customers so
the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at
dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE $#%^ IS