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chyron
September 18th, 2006, 06:03 PM
Let's pretend that they're pulling each and everyone of the CHARACTERS or ACTORS into a room to fire them, how would they break the news?

chyron
September 18th, 2006, 06:05 PM
Colonel Carter - We're sorry, but we're going to have to let you go. We've decided that its neccessary to downsize SG1. Major Rogers will be taking you're place - she is after all an 'A' cup.

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Sgt. Harriman - You're fired and ... oh, I see that we fired you a long time ago since you didn't do much of anything ... guess we forget to mention it to you.

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Dr. Frasier - You're fired... Dr. Frasier? Dr. Frasier?... Oh dear she's dead...

Jumper One
September 18th, 2006, 06:08 PM
Sgt. Siler- You're fired. Our insurance won't cover you anymore....

chyron
September 18th, 2006, 06:11 PM
Sgt. Siler- You're fired. Our insurance won't cover you anymore....

Siler: That's ok. I've been fired before - the third degree burns are finally showing some improvement.

Hooperman1990
September 19th, 2006, 10:56 AM
Im sorry Teal'c, but im going to have to ask you to hand in your badge.

Captain-Peregrine
September 19th, 2006, 10:59 AM
Sgt. Siler- You're fired. Our insurance won't cover you anymore....

lol Ain't that the truth

Saber_Dart
September 19th, 2006, 02:40 PM
Daniel I'm sorry but you have to go.. your well... too geeky. Your really cramping our style man.

Amann
September 19th, 2006, 03:31 PM
Donald Trump: You're all fired! Get out of my plush office now!:cameron:

Okohme
September 19th, 2006, 05:53 PM
Efficiency expert
So what you do is you take the specifications from the customers and
you bring them down to the software engineers?

Carter
That, that's right.

Efficiency Expert
Well, then I gotta ask, then why can't the customers just take the
specifications directly to the software people, huh?

Carter
Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, engineers are not good at dealing with
customers.

Efficiency Expert
You physically take the specs from the customer?

Carter
Well, no, my, my secretary does that, or, or the fax.

Efficiency Expert
Then you must physically bring them to the software people.

Carter
Well...no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

Efficiency Expert
Well, what would you say… you do here?

Carter
Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the %$#@&^ customers so
the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at
dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE $#%^ IS
WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!