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    Stargate Comedy

    the rules are simple:

    write your favorite jokes from stargate or even your own that you have mad up (either one is great)! see how simple that is!!

    such as: (this is not my own joke but i am using it for an example)

    Jackson: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
    O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?
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    *Thanks aaobuttons*

    #2
    Daniel (upon seeing event horizon): Wow...
    Jack: It's not that special... just a vis effect... *pushes through*

    To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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      #3
      this ones kinda dumb BUT i like it.

      Daniel: Okay Teal'c tell me what my dreams are about
      Teal'c: I have taken an interest in dreams since I now require sleep and have realized that they are desires
      Daniel: Thank you , Teal'c for that disturbing discusion!

      *i liked it ! lol*

      -SMART, SEXY, and ALL AROUND PERFECT!

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        #4
        Lost city Part 1

        *Talking about Mr Burns from the simpsons being a Goa'uld*
        Jack: Your a little shallow then arent ya teal'c
        Daniel: Oh c'mon teal'c is one of the deepest people i know, *to teal'c* say something. *To Jack* I doubt you'll even be able to understand this.
        Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation
        Daniel: You see? YOU SEE?
        Jack: Right, no more beer for you.
        When all technology has failed and all hope is lost, we will realize we had the ultimate advantage all along...

        MAY BANJOS RULE THE WORLD!!!
        The reason my chemistry teacher hates me:
        Spoiler:
        MBA (my chemistry teacher): What is Avagadros constant?
        Me: 6 and a bit times 10 to the 23.
        MBA: Yea, you know that "bit" is two billion trillion?
        Me: Im barnsley and hung over, a bit will do
        AND
        MBA: What do we do to the number of moles to get the number of atoms?
        Me: Times it by that really big number!
        MBA: Yes, that really big number, what is it?
        Me: How should i know?
        MBA: Its on the board
        Me: Then whats the point in asking???

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          #5
          a boy who saw the sg wormhole for the 1st time:
          "Hey lets go skinny dipping in that thing"
          Keep em comin folks
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          *Thanks aaobuttons*

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            #6
            I can't remember the episode, but the team was in the conference room at SGC. They're sitting around the table. One of the characters looks at Jack and says, "Jack, you look pensive." To which, Jack says, "No, I was just thinking."

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              #7
              A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard arrive on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Sepent guard's eyes glow. The Setesh guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard....nose drips
              Last edited by Jedi_Master_Bra'tac; 02 December 2006, 11:40 AM.
              Jedi_Master_Bra'tac, previously known as wako!


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                #8
                ...Just about every single joke in 200.
                Such a shame that I wouldn't know by now your revelations
                Cut me in, I don't wanna live without your revelations.
                -Audioslave

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