View Full Version : Stargate Comedy
September 9th, 2006, 08:18 AM
the rules are simple:
write your favorite jokes from stargate or even your own that you have mad up (either one is great)! see how simple that is!!
such as: (this is not my own joke but i am using it for an example)
Jackson: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?
September 9th, 2006, 08:24 AM
Daniel (upon seeing event horizon): Wow...
Jack: It's not that special... just a vis effect... *pushes through*
September 9th, 2006, 08:37 AM
this ones kinda dumb BUT i like it.
Daniel: Okay Teal'c tell me what my dreams are about
Teal'c: I have taken an interest in dreams since I now require sleep and have realized that they are desires
Daniel: Thank you , Teal'c for that disturbing discusion!
*i liked it ! lol*
September 9th, 2006, 08:53 AM
Lost city Part 1
*Talking about Mr Burns from the simpsons being a Goa'uld*
Jack: Your a little shallow then arent ya teal'c
Daniel: Oh c'mon teal'c is one of the deepest people i know, *to teal'c* say something. *To Jack* I doubt you'll even be able to understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation
Daniel: You see? YOU SEE?
Jack: Right, no more beer for you.
September 9th, 2006, 02:32 PM
a boy who saw the sg wormhole for the 1st time:
"Hey lets go skinny dipping in that thing"
Keep em comin folks
December 2nd, 2006, 06:16 AM
I can't remember the episode, but the team was in the conference room at SGC. They're sitting around the table. One of the characters looks at Jack and says, "Jack, you look pensive." To which, Jack says, "No, I was just thinking."
December 2nd, 2006, 09:53 AM
A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard arrive on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Sepent guard's eyes glow. The Setesh guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard....nose drips :D
December 3rd, 2006, 02:40 PM
...Just about every single joke in 200.
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