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Pharaoh Atem
September 5th, 2006, 10:28 AM
1, Amanda tappings hairstylist finally gave up

2, TPTB couldn't afford Teal'c gold make up

3, There ran out of idea of how to kill Daniel

4, There couldn't come up with anything good for Mitchell

5, all the Priors plastic staffs broke

6, the Goa'uld went on strike and want there jobs back

7, The asgard got tired of having to rebuild there civilization all the time.

8, the Asgard got sick of building earth ships that only last 1-2 episodes

9, There ran out of bullets for the P90's

10, TPTB ran out of ideas

Jumper One
September 5th, 2006, 12:02 PM
11. The prop people couldnt find the ingreditents for the blue and green jello. :P

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 12:07 PM
12. michael shanks refused to die again
13.the red phone broke and there was no replacement
14. rda heard the simpsons were cancelling and refused to act any more
15. wier and co dared them to cancel
16. shepperd was bound to replace mitchell anyhow.
;)

Jumper One
September 5th, 2006, 12:20 PM
17. The SciFi executives were getting too confused by the time travel episodes. :P

Syera
September 5th, 2006, 12:37 PM
18: The scripts for season 11 were caught in the kawoosh.
19: A 'reality' home-makeover show decided Cheyenne Mountain Air Force base needed a makeover.
20: Ba'als clones pulled a hostile takeover of Cheyenne Mountain Air Force base.
21: The ghosts of those who have died in the CMAFb were becoming intolerable - activating the gate during the wee hours of the morning and all that.
22: Vermin infestation!

full.infinity
September 5th, 2006, 01:12 PM
23. The Trust ordered it shut down.
24. The USAF decided it had enough plausible deniability.
25. Someone at the A. C. Neilsen company has a vendetta against Ben Browder and Claudia Black.

Daedalus-304
September 5th, 2006, 02:55 PM
26. It was making everything on Network TV look really bad.
27. Sci-Fi was becoming too good of a channel with it.

Elles
September 5th, 2006, 02:59 PM
28. The Cardassians attacked Bridge Studios.

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 03:00 PM
28. The Cardassians attacked Bridge Studios.


ROTFLMAO!


Teal'c finally got beamed up.

Aurora19
September 5th, 2006, 06:54 PM
30. The excutives at Sci Fi are Gouald and wanted the show to go off air because it was true!

Osiris-RA
September 5th, 2006, 07:01 PM
31: Evil!Daniel showed up and told the producers if they wheeled out another season, he'd blast 'em off the face of the earth with his space guns.

It's true, I have video-tape and recordings. :p

Syera
September 5th, 2006, 07:21 PM
32: They finally had to pay off their Jell-O tab, which completely ate their budget.

Lokii
September 6th, 2006, 10:03 AM
33. Bonnie Hammer wanted to fire Ben Browder and Claudia Black again

Linkinparkgundam
September 6th, 2006, 12:50 PM
32: They finally had to pay off their Jell-O tab, which completely ate their budget.

Damn You, Jello, Damn You....

34. Teal'c smacked a golf ball at the wrong person....

padr49904
September 6th, 2006, 07:47 PM
the asgard got mad we got the ori to our galaxy and blew up stargate command

Aurora19
September 6th, 2006, 10:37 PM
The Asgard beamed away all the writers.

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 09:33 AM
37. The writers left when they realized THEY had to pay the jello tab...

Aria Rayn
September 7th, 2006, 05:51 PM
The fans rebelled and overthrew the evil System Lords, which are the idiot writers, producers, etc...

gatebuster64
September 8th, 2006, 03:46 PM
TTPTB that that we were too pchycologicaly vulnerable to witness the ori take over the universe without us going into psychosis

Filipino
September 8th, 2006, 03:48 PM
The Ori sounded like they'd vote for Bush.

Sandmonkey
September 8th, 2006, 04:13 PM
Prices to run the Stargate Skyrocked

Elles
September 9th, 2006, 09:21 AM
:eek: Jell-O! did this? But I don't understand! It's only 50 cents at WalMart!

Sci-Fi was infultrated by the founders and the reason fans have been unsucessful with blowing them up is because they have a whole army of Jem'Hadar guarding them... WAIT! Wrong universe!

NightGloom
September 9th, 2006, 09:38 AM
They're trying to inflict the wrath of Pierre Bernard

A SciFi exec is trying to live out their dream of becoming a pro-wrestler vicariously through their network and the only thing that stood in their way was the Stargate

Pharaoh Atem
September 9th, 2006, 04:28 PM
the stargate lights broke

Lokii
September 11th, 2006, 06:04 AM
They wanted to steal the writers away so they could re-write more SG1 episodes for Eureka.

Pharaoh Atem
November 29th, 2006, 04:53 AM
brad wright got sick of seeing robert cooper killing his show

USS Defiant
November 29th, 2006, 06:55 AM
Cheap studio executives! or an evil conspiracy involving the Klingons. :rolleyes:

Exiled Master
December 17th, 2006, 04:04 PM
TPTB forgot the 'abort self-destruct' password

Amann
December 17th, 2006, 09:15 PM
It is "under new management" lol
The ancients decided they wanted their stargate back.
The ancients beamed up the stargates for "product recall"

Col. Shadow Quinn
December 18th, 2006, 04:28 AM
The Romulans "screwed" the ratings and used Pat Robertson to cancel the show cuz it was liberal for the Romulans.

Elles
December 19th, 2006, 10:35 AM
Dan Rather and Horatio Caine.

That's right. It's all their fault.

susanne
December 19th, 2006, 11:28 AM
the ancients sued the stargate program for making them look pompous....

TheXym
December 19th, 2006, 11:40 AM
Stephen Colbert put TPTB 'on notice' and said that SG-1 was dead to him

susanne
December 19th, 2006, 11:44 AM
they pissed off the asgard so they found the stargate had "dissappeared"

Jill_Ion
December 19th, 2006, 06:21 PM
1. Mr. McGuire told TPTB one word: Plastics.

2. Burns is a Goa'uld and ordered the SGC to be destroyed. (Strangely, SciFi listened to a Fox animated character.)

3. SciFi had to make way for their exciting new series, Sun Walk. It's like Wagon Train in space.

4. SG-1 producers refused to develop a spinoff called CSI: PX7 245.

5. The government complained SG-1 was using too many bullets they needed to really kill people.

Elles
December 20th, 2006, 11:36 AM
4. SG-1 producers refused to develop a spinoff called CSI: PX7 245.

*gasp*

So that's why they're making a spin off series called CSI: Atlantis and that's why Atlantis hasn't been cancelled! It's all an elaborate conspiracy!

Jill_Ion
December 20th, 2006, 04:00 PM
*gasp*

So that's why they're making a spin off series called CSI: Atlantis and that's why Atlantis hasn't been cancelled! It's all an elaborate conspiracy!

Exactly! Those Li'l Green Men at SciFi that we're not supposed to know about (but we know! oh, yes we do!) have plans to base every show on either CSI or Law & Order. They must've decided that Atlantis fit better under the CSI template. Can't wait to see Law & Order: Galactica!

Elles
December 20th, 2006, 04:19 PM
Those little green men! Trying to turn every TV show into CSI and Law & Order! Grr...

Jill_Ion
December 20th, 2006, 06:20 PM
Those little green men! Trying to turn every TV show into CSI and Law & Order! Grr...

Hey, they could've gone for medical dramas and made it Wraith's Anatomy! (shudder) :wraithqueen17:

Elles
December 20th, 2006, 08:19 PM
*chuckles*

"Wraith's Anatomy"

Sounds like something my Math teacher would come up with if he were a fan of SGA.

Though on the brightside, if such a show existed, I wouldn't be kept up at night wondering how Wraith reproduce.

On the darker side of the bright side, I may not want to know...

So THAT'S why SG-1 got cancelled! The writers found out how Wraith reproduce and were scarred for life!

susanne
December 21st, 2006, 02:45 PM
the ori converted the producers to followers :P

Elles
December 21st, 2006, 03:03 PM
the ori converted the producers to followers :P
No, no...

You have that in reverse. The Ori got converted to Athiests, so the writers ran out of material. :P

Jill_Ion
December 21st, 2006, 03:09 PM
No, no! The writers are the Ori, and they want to convert the SG-1 cast into Priors!

Jill_Ion
December 22nd, 2006, 11:27 AM
Oops! I got it now!

We're the Ori and are mad that SG-1 found us out!

Elles
December 22nd, 2006, 02:47 PM
Oops! I got it now!

We're the Ori and are mad that SG-1 found us out!
Yeah! And we need to kill the people who got SG-1 cancelled!

Wait...

Jill_Ion
December 22nd, 2006, 03:20 PM
Yeah, that doesn't seem right.

Uh....SG-1 are Priors and wanted to convert TPTB at SciFi...no.

The Ori decided they liked Battlestar Galactica better and hope to be cast in that program...maybe.

The MGM lion ate everyone at MGM who loved SG-1...yes!

Elles
December 22nd, 2006, 04:44 PM
No... It's something else entirely.

Somebody ate all of Joe Flanigan's granola and stole his hair gel, so he went on a murdering rampage, accidentally destroying the sets.

Jill_Ion
December 22nd, 2006, 04:46 PM
You might be right! I know I hate it when that happens!

You don't suppose this is a conspiracy of the Wraith, the Ori, and all of the shows that aren't as good as SG-1, do you?

MasterPower
December 22nd, 2006, 07:52 PM
Scifi felt that SG-1 was on their station long enough and that it was time to make room for other shows.
It's unfortunate, but we really can do nothing about it.

Jill_Ion
December 22nd, 2006, 08:11 PM
Uh yeah, we know.

So anyway, I think the Goa'uld are really behind it. They're jealous that they aren't the Big Bad anymore, so they're making us think it's the Ori, but really it's some minor Goa'uld who missed our notice the first time around!

Elles
December 22nd, 2006, 09:34 PM
Uh yeah, we know.

So anyway, I think the Goa'uld are really behind it. They're jealous that they aren't the Big Bad anymore, so they're making us think it's the Ori, but really it's some minor Goa'uld who missed our notice the first time around!
No, I think it's the Athosians. They've been scamming us from the beginning! Didn't you see that cleverly hidden light bulb in Teyla's tent?
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f143/i_like_grapes/athosianlightbulb.jpg

Jill_Ion
December 23rd, 2006, 10:05 AM
Oooh, they're clever, those sneaky Athosians!

Pharaoh Atem
March 26th, 2007, 07:29 PM
there blew the season 11 bugent on first strike

Pharaoh Atem
January 6th, 2008, 12:10 PM
They couldn't figure out how to write the show now that she is on sga

GSRgategirl923
January 14th, 2008, 04:09 PM
sam found out she could get paid twice as much working on atlantis so she left, and shortly there after the SGC's self-destruct was activated and sam was the only one with shut-off code.

tombombadil
January 15th, 2008, 03:51 AM
the writer were asgard and died during the mass suicide

GSRgategirl923
January 17th, 2008, 05:29 PM
daniel died nd didnt come back this time ...