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I_Practice_Origin
September 4th, 2006, 06:38 PM
This is a fun game that I enjoy playing in different forums. You start out by saying a dream. For example. I wish I was an orisi. then the peron below you ruins your dream. So, the person below me could say Then SG-1 takes you hostage and you die. Or something. Then they say a dream and it goes on. Got it?
NOW REMEMBER....... ONLY STARGATE RELATED.

I_Practice_Origin
September 4th, 2006, 06:39 PM
I'll start.....
-I wish I was was dating Daniel!!!

gateship12
September 4th, 2006, 08:05 PM
Then he dumped you for me.

I wish Jack would come back.

Col. Shadow Quinn
September 4th, 2006, 08:25 PM
Then he dumped you for me.

I wish Jack would come back.
He can't because Scifi threatened to kill RDA's daughter.

I wish a had an ancient warship in mint condition and a full supply of drones.

Aurora19
September 4th, 2006, 10:44 PM
It had a tainted ZPM and blew up.

I wish I could meet a Furling

broken-heart
September 5th, 2006, 01:44 AM
The Furlings were all squished by the dinosaurs

I wish I could go to Atlantis

2ndgenerationalteran
September 5th, 2006, 03:05 AM
but you cant because the ori kicked the crap out of all our ships.

I wish i had an asuran pistol

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 03:11 AM
the gun is faulty and wont fire

god i wish shep would drool over me ;)

broken-heart
September 5th, 2006, 04:01 AM
He won't because he's drooling over Teyla! :)

I wish I was on SG-1

Turboz
September 5th, 2006, 06:24 AM
but your scared of aliens..

I wish I was an Ancient

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 08:03 AM
but they wont let you in

i wish i had a wraith stunner...

_WraithQueen_
September 5th, 2006, 08:28 AM
but it backfires and stuns you

i wish i was a wraith :P

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 09:10 AM
the wraith kill you cos your competition for food...

i wish michael was in the milky way instead of pegasus

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 09:22 AM
But he isn't becuase Shep blew him up.


I wish Rodney McKay was MINE!

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 09:34 AM
but rodney was killed by some idiot switching the normal tea with lemon flavoured tea.

god i wish vala would just DIE!

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 09:38 AM
but she can't because she's in the credits now

I wish my car really was a Puddle Jumper...

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 09:53 AM
puddlejumpers are old fashioned now darts are thewave of the future.

i wish carson would be my sexy scottish doctor. :P

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 10:06 AM
but he can't because he's Atlantis's--lucky dogs! :beckett:



I wish Daniel would be my hunky history teacher. :D:daniel:

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 10:08 AM
but hes too busy being hunky while saving the world.

god i wish i had a wraith dart...

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 10:19 AM
but Shep blew that up, too. (god, he's just gotta blow up everything)


I wish that Elizabeth would thank Rodney for something AT LEAST ONCE! (love you Shep, but stop getting all the credit...)

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 10:21 AM
but shes sick of his whining about it

i wish steve was still alive...

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 10:24 AM
but guess who blew him up...


I wish Kavanaugh would DIE!!!

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 10:28 AM
i wish i could second that but......hes so greasy he can get out of tight squesses with ease....

i wish rodney would swap minds with shep....(well it would be interesting!:P)

Turboz
September 5th, 2006, 10:29 AM
But shep blew up the mind swapping machine...

I wish Atlantis was real and MINE!

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 10:38 AM
but atlantis is owned by dr wier and she has the copyrights to it :P

i wish i had a wraith friend

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 10:39 AM
But shep probably blew him up, too


I wish I had a Stargate

_WraithQueen_
September 5th, 2006, 10:51 AM
you do, but it kawooshes you

i wish i had a dart

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 10:53 AM
but its an old cr*ppy version and blows up...

i really wish i had my own shep clone...

_WraithQueen_
September 5th, 2006, 10:54 AM
he runs off with my teyla clone

i wish i had a dex clone

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 10:57 AM
but I killed him after he killed my Rodney clone (sorry :P)


I wish I had an office like Weir's...

_WraithQueen_
September 5th, 2006, 10:58 AM
I burnt it because you killed my dex clone *sniff*

I wish i lived on atlantis

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 11:43 AM
but you can't because the replicators blew it up


I wish I could make my friends all watch Stargate

_WraithQueen_
September 5th, 2006, 01:22 PM
you can, but they all hate it

i wish i had wraith hair

I_Practice_Origin
September 5th, 2006, 02:27 PM
you did and then it goes out of style so your dad shaves your head and feeds you to a wraith and sheppard blows up the wraith ship your on!

I wish me, vala, sheppard, daniel, and adria were the only members of sg-1!

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 02:55 PM
You were, but they cancelled half your team--b******


I wish Atlantis would fly back to Earth so I could live in it. :D

Aurora19
September 5th, 2006, 06:51 PM
It got lost on the way here.

I wish I could go to the Nox homeworld.

Commander Jumper
September 5th, 2006, 07:15 PM
it blew up (I must know...why does every thing on this thread have to explode at one point or another?)

I wish it were friday

Aurora19
September 5th, 2006, 07:54 PM
It was but you had the Ancient knowledge downloaded into your brain so you don't remember a thing.

I wish I could see Cassie again

PJ: Life imatating(sp?) art?

broken-heart
September 5th, 2006, 11:20 PM
You can't because she got sent to the future

I wish Shep would shoot Rodney :D

susanne
September 6th, 2006, 04:21 AM
but his p-90 is faulty

i wish that giant whale could have eten rodney.

broken-heart
September 6th, 2006, 04:58 AM
But it wont because Rodney smells funny

I wish Rodney would suck on a lemon :)

Commander Jumper
September 6th, 2006, 05:06 AM
he can't silly, he's alergic :p

I wish SG-1 wasn't cancelled :(

broken-heart
September 6th, 2006, 05:10 AM
:lol: That's the point ;)

But it is cos Sci-Fi are jerks.

I wish we could know whether Jonas died, is alive, or bowed to the Ori.

Captain-Peregrine
September 6th, 2006, 08:34 AM
But we don't because TPTB forgot about him... :mckay:


I wish they hadn't blown up the Prometheous

susanne
September 6th, 2006, 02:23 PM
but it was such an easy target they had to....

i wish i had shep's email adress.

gatebuster64
September 6th, 2006, 07:18 PM
you get it but Shep deletes it

i wish the Ori succeed in taking over the universe

gategirl2
September 6th, 2006, 07:34 PM
but they won't ever cause the directors make SG-1 win every time


~i wish i could marry sheppard

broken-heart
September 6th, 2006, 11:44 PM
But you can't because he's in a different galaxy

I wish that the Asurans were never introduced

Col. Shadow Quinn
September 7th, 2006, 01:47 AM
Can't because the PTB already introduced them.

want an O'Neill class ship.

susanne
September 7th, 2006, 01:56 AM
but the plans were destroyed...


i wish i had a hive ship...

broken-heart
September 7th, 2006, 02:13 AM
You can't because it was blown up by a nuke

I wish I had the ATA gene

gategirl2
September 7th, 2006, 05:40 AM
to bad you won't ever get one cause your not important enough!


* i wish i could move to atlantis and become part of the sga team*


~Mrs. Flanigan~

broken-heart
September 7th, 2006, 05:46 AM
You can't because the Daedelus is getting its hyperdrive upgraded.

I wish I could blow up a Goa'uld Ha'tak

susanne
September 7th, 2006, 09:02 AM
you cant cos you ran out of c4 before getting to the main reactor.

i wish the wraith would attack so i didnt have to deal with homework.

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 09:27 AM
but they won't because they're busy doing their own homework

I wish McKay would do my homework for me...

susanne
September 7th, 2006, 09:34 AM
but he'd be too busy trying to explain how dunb you are compared to him....

i wish some lucky wraith would get a decent meal out of mckay!!

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 09:35 AM
but they can't because McKay's too smart for them!!!!


I wish McKay would stop drooling over Sam:mckay:

susanne
September 7th, 2006, 09:38 AM
but he cant help loving an independant woman who could easily kick his tush!

i wish sam wasnt overshadowed by vala.

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 09:40 AM
but Sam wasn't in Farscape, so she's screwed.


I wish they'd bring O'Neill back!

susanne
September 7th, 2006, 09:42 AM
but they've run out of one liners for him....

i wish mitchell showed a little more ass in those leathers of his...

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 09:47 AM
even if they did no one would notice 'cause they're all looking at Daniel's...


I wish Daniel had the Ancient gene...

susanne
September 7th, 2006, 09:48 AM
but they'd only have to inject it again after he dies and comes back so whats the point?

i wish teyla would stop being a tramp and wear clothes that wont distract the boys.

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 09:53 AM
but they need to be distracted so we can take their wallets. :cool:


I wish the Wraith would blow up the Ori

susanne
September 7th, 2006, 09:57 AM
but that would be too easy.

i wish someone would chop kavanaghs pathetic ponytail.

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 09:59 AM
They can't because everytime someone tries, he bites them.


I wish SG-1 would stop blowing up all those nice alien ships we keep stealing... er borrowing...

susanne
September 7th, 2006, 10:05 AM
but its either the ship or sg1

i wish a taur'i shuip would last more than a few episodes.

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 10:08 AM
but they keep getting it blown up


I wish Atlantis would keep track of their Puddle Jumpers (how many of THOSE have we blown up?)

susanne
September 7th, 2006, 10:09 AM
but theres so many its hard to tell....

i wish russia would just shut up about their needs and try to help the sgc for once.

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 10:11 AM
but they're Russian


I wish the NID would just go to hell

susanne
September 7th, 2006, 10:14 AM
but they make hell on earth!

i wishthe goverment would come up with a GOOD weapon for once.

All hail the USAF
September 7th, 2006, 10:26 AM
But...it didn't

I wish there was a real Stargate

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 10:36 AM
There is! We... just haven't found it. Yet.



I wish the Goa'uld were still the main bad guy...

All hail the USAF
September 7th, 2006, 10:55 AM
but they've all been turned into Priors

I wish Sam and Weir would fight over me :-D

susanne
September 7th, 2006, 11:49 AM
but theyre too busy fighting over their hair styles...

i wish carson could give me a check up....:rolleyes:

psychobrez
September 7th, 2006, 11:51 AM
hey susie come on stargate chat so i can talk to you please

All hail the USAF
September 7th, 2006, 01:08 PM
but theyre too busy fighting over their hair styles...

i wish carson could give me a check up....:rolleyes:

But he's to busy making out with Rodney hehe

I wish Teal'c skin would pick a color tone and stick with it

gatebuster64
September 7th, 2006, 03:09 PM
a single color tone gets boring

i wish that i could ascend and overthrow the Ancients

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 03:14 PM
But they won't let you in :P


I wish Sha're was alive because Daniel is so sad... :(

gatebuster64
September 7th, 2006, 03:19 PM
when she comes back another goa'uld infested her

i wish Hamond came back

I_Practice_Origin
September 7th, 2006, 04:50 PM
he cant because he has a loyalty to the retirment home and to leave would be a federal offense. :-)

I wish that me and daniel could ascend together and rule the universe!

gategirl2
September 7th, 2006, 05:18 PM
sucks for you cause you try and he leaves you to die with the replicators and takes the power for himself!!

*i wish my bff jodi, sheppard, daniel, and i were the head stargate team that protected the pegasus and milky way galaxies !*

I_Practice_Origin
September 7th, 2006, 07:16 PM
you cant because sheppard ditches you for weir and daniel ditches ur friend for carter!

*i wish that daniel and sheppard would fight over ME!!!*

gategirl2
September 7th, 2006, 07:19 PM
too late they both fought over me and both died trying so yeah you'll never get a chance

* i wish that i was a wraith*

I_Practice_Origin
September 7th, 2006, 07:30 PM
you did but then they had a feeding problem and became canibals and ate you!
*I wish that me, daniel, sheppard, and my bff ashley all lived on an ori ship and bombed the rebel jaffa!*

broken-heart
September 8th, 2006, 01:00 AM
Can't because it's the JAFFA, and the Ori ship sucks :)

I wish people would stop talking about Sheppard + Weir, it's Shep and Teyla :D

I_Practice_Origin
September 8th, 2006, 03:07 PM
they cant because weir and sheppard are the only ones left in atlantis since atlantis was bombed while sheppard and weir were on their honeymoon! lol. BUT, yes I like teyla and john better!

I wish that i had the ancient gene!

gatebuster64
September 8th, 2006, 03:10 PM
you had to get it through the gene therapy and the needle that injected you had a strand of HIV that infected you

i wish that Teal'c and Teyla went fishing together

gategirl2
September 8th, 2006, 03:52 PM
that sucks because teyla is to busy in atlantis and would never go without the rest of the team to the milky way galxy and teal'c does not even have the slightest clue who teyla is!

*I wish i could hang out with sheppard for just one day!*

Sandmonkey
September 8th, 2006, 03:53 PM
They both get eaten by a mutated fish.

I wish Teal'c would say more than Indeed.

broken-heart
September 9th, 2006, 01:07 AM
Too bad it's pretty much his catch phrase

I wish Earth found another ZPM

susanne
September 9th, 2006, 04:18 AM
but theyre so stupid they keep walking past them

i wish rodney would shut up for once.

broken-heart
September 9th, 2006, 04:41 AM
Too bad he only shut up when a lemon is in his face.

I wish General Hammond came back.

gategirl2
September 9th, 2006, 09:03 AM
he can't because on one of his "homeworld security" missions he was blasted out of the sky because nobody bothered to beam him out in time


*i wish that they would make a third stargate show*

I_Practice_Origin
September 9th, 2006, 09:45 AM
they cant because they cant find another hott guy to put on there that would make it worthwhile!

**i wish that i lived with the asguard**

gatebuster64
September 9th, 2006, 10:26 AM
during the trip you get attacked by Asurans

i wish the wraith and the ori battle each other

I_Practice_Origin
September 9th, 2006, 10:46 AM
they cant because they cancel each other out. the wraith could try to eat the ori but the ori would wave their weapons and couldnt die!
**i wish that colonel checkoff (the russian guy) would be general for the team instead of landry!**

gatebuster64
September 9th, 2006, 10:48 AM
due to his lack of experience he inadvertantly detonates a nuke in cheyenne mt.

i wish Sam would date me

I_Practice_Origin
September 9th, 2006, 10:53 AM
she cant because her and o'neill are too busy making out in the retirement home
**i wish that i was the first prime of anuibs**

gatebuster64
September 9th, 2006, 11:07 AM
you are unsuccessful in a mission and anubis terminates you

i wish Cassandra married Ry'ac

I_Practice_Origin
September 9th, 2006, 11:20 AM
He cant because Ryac is already married!
**i wish i could see daniel in his boxers!**

gategirl2
September 9th, 2006, 03:37 PM
well i took them off and we're together now, our rodeo is getting wild, and oh yeah by the way our door's looked! so that SUCKS FOR YOU!

I wish i could wake up every morning to see sheppard right next to me!!

susanne
September 9th, 2006, 04:22 PM
but he has to go off every month to do army stuff.....

i wish i could marry shepperd.

gatebuster64
September 9th, 2006, 04:24 PM
after the marriage Sheppard divorces you,

i wish Aiden came back

Aurora19
September 9th, 2006, 04:25 PM
He can't cause he's dating a Queen

I wish I could fly Atlantis

gategirl2
September 9th, 2006, 04:28 PM
sucks for you because the replicators beat you to it!!

i wish i could have ronan's gun!!

I_Practice_Origin
September 9th, 2006, 09:57 PM
you cant because he kills cause you try to steal from him.

**i wish that i was mangled and daniel rescued me and we got married.**

broken-heart
September 9th, 2006, 11:53 PM
Too bad Daniel left you at the altar

I wish TPTB would make an ep about Young Jack

Turboz
September 10th, 2006, 04:18 AM
But they know that wouldn't be a big story and decide to never hire you as a producer :P

I wish the Ancients would decide to come back and play a permanent role in Atlantis.

-T

broken-heart
September 10th, 2006, 04:45 AM
Too bad that the Ancients don't want to interfere in the lower planes

I wish that the Asurans would fight the Wraith

psychobrez
September 10th, 2006, 07:43 AM
well you couldn't marry him he likes turkey sandwiches and i wish i could marry him and have kids with him

susanne
September 10th, 2006, 08:10 AM
but the other lovers will rip you to shreads

i wish sam would be as sarcastic as jack.

psychobrez
September 10th, 2006, 08:17 AM
well at least i got him and you didnt

susanne
September 10th, 2006, 08:18 AM
((rach your suppost to ruin other peoples wishes then wish something for yourself please edit.))

psychobrez
September 10th, 2006, 08:21 AM
and i know what i am doin

Turboz
September 10th, 2006, 09:44 AM
and i know what i am doin
So why don't you DO IT!?

broken-heart
September 10th, 2006, 11:12 PM
:lol:

Theres so many posts about Shep/DJ here.

I wish people would stop wishing about marrying Shep..theres been so many!

psychobrez
September 11th, 2006, 01:52 AM
i am doing it!

broken-heart
September 16th, 2006, 11:22 PM
Anyone going to post?

susanne
September 17th, 2006, 06:37 AM
:lol:

Theres so many posts about Shep/DJ here.

I wish people would stop wishing about marrying Shep..theres been so many!
but they love him so much so they wont :P

i wish someone would feed mckay to sharks.

broken-heart
September 17th, 2006, 07:07 AM
Too bad that sharks don't reside in Lantea's waters.

I wish McKay would get over himself.

Contraban
September 17th, 2006, 07:23 AM
Two bad that is never going to happen (unless he dies)

i wish that weir would fall over the balcony in atlantis and not come back :)

broken-heart
September 17th, 2006, 07:39 AM
Too bad that there was a crash mat just below the balcony!

I wish Mitchell would stop trying to make people laugh at his "jokes". THEY'RE NOT FUNNY.

susanne
September 17th, 2006, 07:46 AM
but hes so cute they do anyway

i wish someone would introduce kav to shampoo

Contraban
September 17th, 2006, 08:04 AM
there is no shop in atlantis that sell's shampoo

i wish jack would come back and be the leader of atlantis!

susanne
September 17th, 2006, 08:07 AM
but he's too busy at the pentagon.

i wish sam wasnt overshadowed by vala.

broken-heart
September 17th, 2006, 11:14 PM
Too bad Vala's the new girl.

I wish that Mitchell would stop trying to act like Jack.

susanne
September 18th, 2006, 05:11 AM
but he loves doing impressions :P

i wish they'd manage to use a jumper for more than one episode.

broken-heart
September 18th, 2006, 05:38 AM
But the Atlantis team loves blowing them up! :D

I wish that the Goa'uld were the main enemy, not the Ori.

_WraithQueen_
October 2nd, 2006, 10:34 AM
They are, but then they get a change of heart and turn good, leaving the ori as the main enemy anyway

I wish Ronon was in more atlantis episodes

broken-heart
October 3rd, 2006, 08:32 AM
Too bad TPTB are scared of him :S

I wish that Sam lead SG-1 instead of Mitchell.

gatebuster64
October 6th, 2006, 03:55 PM
mitchel throws a tempertantrum and kidnaps landry until his position is reinstated

i wish the asgard showed up

broken-heart
October 6th, 2006, 08:27 PM
The Asgard are too busy with their impending doom, so they can't be bothered,

I wish the Ancients would help in the fight against the Ori.