We Have Plans for You, Daniel Jackson

[chyron]

In last week's episode, the Ori revealed that they had plans for Daniel Jackson...what pray tell are those plans? Put your off-the-wall, hilarious, and embarrasing plans for him here....

[chyron]

...we're going out to conquer the galaxy and need someone to babysit.

[The Signal]

Well, most of us know what the plans are, but rather than stating the obviosu, how about:

Bleaching the toilet ships?

[Commander Jumper]

hahahah you have to Hang with PJ to keep her from stopping us by a complete accedent.....she has a way of tripping over things and unplugging super weapons...keepher occupied.
PJ:Hiya Daniel
Daniel: oh God no!!!!!

[susanne]

we shall feed you to our terrifying pet!
daniel: who...what would that be?!
ori: PJ1!!!
daniel: no NOOOOOOOO!!!
:P

[Commander Jumper]

Me: mmmm tastey...Daniel al la mode..........

[chyron]

...you will go to the Dagobah system...

[gatebuster64]

Daniel, we need you as a figurehead to lure all obseesed fangirls to origin

[chyron]

...you're going to be the debut centerfold in PlayOrici

[o-0]

You're gonna be one of us

LOL THATS FUNNY ISNT IT, LIKE IT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN! NO WAY IS DANIEL GONNA GO TO THE ORI SIDE LOL

[Amann]

He is going to be a toilet cleaner, lol

Pryor: In the name of the ori, scrub harder!

[Col. Shadow Quinn]

In the name of the ori, you shall marry the doci.

[psychobrez]

i bet you pj enjoyed eating him
..... sounds like she enjoyed it lol............:p

[Callista]

...you're going to be the debut centerfold in PlayOrici
Hmmm. I wonder if they need someone to work the fan during that photo-shoot.

[Commander Jumper]

i bet you pj enjoyed eating him
..... sounds like she enjoyed it lol............:p
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Daniel *Drooool*

[Dezdmona]

...you will go to the Dagobah system...
ROTFL...OMG...I think I just spewed soda all over my keyboard.:D

[Callista]

....we have heard of something called a "calendar" that is in some way connected with you and possibly Teal'c....we were just wondering, do you have any slots open for the 2008 version....we are particularly fond of October....we already have our own outfit if that makes any difference.

[Linkinparkgundam]

....we have heard of something called a "calendar" that is in some way connected with you and possibly Teal'c....we were just wondering, do you have any slots open for the 2008 version....we are particularly fond of October....we already have our own outfit if that makes any difference.

LOL

More like July, Daniel was born in July, and July is a hot month, and Daniel's hot.... need I go on....

[Miyth]

We have plans for you... our very own personal driver! and you can get me a latte while you're at it.

Ahh poor Daniel, what if he crashes the ship?

[chyron]

...deep within your subconscious is the secret to Wormhole technology...
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...you will enter 'PROJECT RUNWAY' as a contestant, when you make it to the finals at Olympus Fashion Week you will destroy the entire fashion industry on Earth, thus making Earth ripe for conquest...Hiedi Klum watch out!

[Elles]

We need Daniel to do cereal commercials for Frosted Flakes.

[chyron]

...you shall be trained in the ways of Prana-bindu and the Weirding Way...yes, Daniel Jackson - you will become a Revered Mother.

(Green if you can identify the reference.) :P

[chyron]

...you shall become the new spokesperson for Viagra and Head & Soulders Shampoo - your battles with dandruff are well-known throughtout the galaxy.

[Callista]

...you shall become the new spokesperson for Viagra and Head & Soulders Shampoo - your battles with dandruff are well-known throughtout the galaxy.
Or how about the poster boy for Lasik surgery?

[Traveler Enroute1]

...you will be the coverboy for the new, improved Doci complexion cream.

Just sayin', loving these "ideas!" :)

[chyron]

...and many of them include Vala.

[chyron]

...you will be the coverboy for the new, improved Doci complexion cream.

Just sayin', loving these "ideas!" :)

You're welcome for creating the thread...I couldn't resist.

[Callista]

We have plans for you, Daniel Jackson.....First, let me tell you about our "Friends and Fellow worshippers" plan.....we also have specials for nights and week-ends as well as a cash-back bonus if you sign up with TelOri for your internet needs in addition to phone service.

[chyron]

...Star Jones has been fired from The View, you start next week.

[Commander Jumper]

.....Shatner was getting boring.....they want you to guest star on "Boston Legal" they wan't you to play James Spaders twin brother....

[Drizzt Do'Urden]

... hey daniel! Ever seen the show Dirty Jobs?
... Uh yes...
...Good you're in the spinoff go clean our toilet ships!

[chyron]

...we are going to abduct Samantha Carter and need you to fill in for her so that no one notices that she is gone. Here's the wig and a training film to assist you...on Earth it is known as "Mrs Doubtfire"

[chyron]

...we will discuss them in more detail once we have contacted a Mohel.

Daniel: A Mohel? My Hebrew is a bit rusty - isn't that some sort of doctor?

[chyron]

...you will select from the SGC 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male, to rebuild Earth. Failure to comply with this process will result in the total anhilation of the human race.

[chyron]

...you will go to the Dagobah system......there you will find Yoda. You must kill him, skin him and make for me a niffty handbag. Only then will you be prepared to face your destiny...your final challenge...Heidi Klum on Project Runway. Only through fashion can one achieve enlightment. The runway is the one true path to ascencion. - The Orici

(Hmmm...I think this should be posted in another thread as well...heee...heee....)