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Supreme Commander Sil
September 2nd, 2006, 12:25 AM
I've done on of these before, we build a story line by posting a sentance or less.
1. Think it over.... don't make it impossible to continue onwards.
2. Don't make it too sick.(keep it with in the forum rules).
3. If the sentence is to be finished by other ppl, after the last word place ful stops eg .........
4. If it's someon speaking make cear who it is, when they begin and when they end.
LOL I love these things...hehhehheh.....Anyway, here's the start...:
fine... illdo it myself
Landry (over intercomm):"Security to the breifing room, Thor has set loose 20 psyco chihuahuas!!!"

Elles
September 2nd, 2006, 01:25 PM
And Walter's dead!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Supreme Commander Sil
September 2nd, 2006, 02:51 PM
.....Security over radio: "hey look, its just a cute little puppy that wants to play........... Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*machine gun fire*(Thor sobbing in corner)
Landry: "whats ur status, security!!!! Security, report!!!! Siler, seal off that room!!!"

Amann
September 2nd, 2006, 10:22 PM
.....Security over radio: "hey look, its just a cute little puppy that wants to play........... Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*machine gun fire*(Thor sobbing in corner)
Landry: "whats ur status, security!!!! Security, report!!!! Siler, seal off that room!!!"

Siler: AHHHHHH!!!!! ITS ATTACKING ME!!!!

Elles
September 2nd, 2006, 10:55 PM
Carter: Jack! Do something!
Jack: Now? The Simpsons are on!

broken-heart
September 3rd, 2006, 03:00 AM
Landry [over intercom]: Security, release the cats!
*Lots of meowing, barking and screeching follow*

Supreme Commander Sil
September 3rd, 2006, 04:27 AM
Sil: ahhh cats!!!! I hate cats!!!!!!Die!!!..... Ahh... my eyes, stupid alergies!!!"
(yay!!! ppl are posting on this now!!!)

broken-heart
September 3rd, 2006, 04:29 AM
LOL!

*30 minutes later*

Landry: Walter, get the maintenance team to try and get the smell of dead cats out of here, some people are coming down with allergies!

Supreme Commander Sil
September 3rd, 2006, 04:45 AM
Sil, lying half dead on the floor: "I slayed the feril beasts.... Huh... didn't Walter die?.... yay his alive again!!!"

Supreme Commander Sil
September 3rd, 2006, 04:52 AM
Medic: Hmmm..... were did those chihuahuas go.....ahhhhh.... they're ninjas!!!!
Ninja cihuahua (I've been watching to much Naruto :p): Hiiiiiii-yaaaaaaaaahhhhh die puny human!!!!!!!*kicks doctor in chest repeditavely...

broken-heart
September 3rd, 2006, 05:00 AM
*Jack jumps in the nick of time and sprays the ninja-chihuahua with..PEPPER SPRAY!*

Jack: Take that, you NIT!

Supreme Commander Sil
September 3rd, 2006, 05:07 AM
But the chihuahua recovers quickly and pulls out a can of 'APE BE GONE' (note: reference to Rovelive) which it has modified to hurt Jack....

broken-heart
September 3rd, 2006, 05:10 AM
*Jack was wearing a modified version of the Super-Soldier's uniform, so it bounced back and hit the ninja-chihuahua!*

Jack: HA! TAKE THAT YOU MONGREL!


LOL! I LOVE ROVELIVE! Did you see the "Breakfast In Your Pants" the other day!? IT WAS HILARIOUS!

Supreme Commander Sil
September 3rd, 2006, 05:16 AM
Yes...yes I did hehheh..... Have u seen my website.... hehheh Lara Hoff...http://commandersil.googlepages.com/205.gif/205-medium;init:.jpg
Anyway...back to the story
the Dog ninja tricks Jack into putting his guard down by using the cute little puppy eyes technique and then.....

broken-heart
September 3rd, 2006, 05:18 AM
Jack gets blasted in the face with a ninja-dog burp!

EDIT: LOL! Lara Hoff!

Supreme Commander Sil
September 3rd, 2006, 05:21 AM
Jack farts in retaliation!!!!
The only good thing to come out of Desperate Housewiveshttp://commandersil.googlepages.com/83.jpg/83-medium;init:.jpgheh......

broken-heart
September 3rd, 2006, 05:22 AM
The ninja-dog faints because Jack's fart smelled like...DEAD NINJA-DOGS..AND ROTTEN FISH!!!!!

Supreme Commander Sil
September 3rd, 2006, 05:29 AM
Also, being a dog it had a highly sensitive nose!!!!!!
Carter: Now.......that killed the other dogs to, almost killed Sil and I think....I'm gonna puke...."
Sil *stands up:I have recovered although ur fart didn't help out:mckay: ......Now.... THOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

broken-heart
September 3rd, 2006, 05:31 AM
Thor: O'Neill, I believe I must look into your diet. Such toxic chemicals are a danger to all that know you.
Jack: Can it wait? 1 hour special of The Simpsons! All new as well!

Supreme Commander Sil
September 3rd, 2006, 05:36 AM
Sil: hmm... Jack, well, I Am recording it, and if ur whatchin it in my quarters,because urs broke *:mckayanime07:* (Jack smashing it when Simpsons was cancelled last week), well THOR GRAB HIM!!!! (Hmm or alternatively they could have shown the one with RDA in it)

broken-heart
September 3rd, 2006, 05:42 AM
Thor: I am sorry, but as you can see, I am in no position to 'grab him' since I am using the intercom in the Control room. I am afraid, that it is you who must grab him Sgt. Siler.
Siler: Oh..ok. HEY! WHERE'D HE GO!?!?!?

Supreme Commander Sil
September 3rd, 2006, 05:48 AM
(enter Michael and Kais[two more of my made up characters])Sil: Grrr he better not be farting in my room!!! I mean I have to live there!!!!... Michael Kais... lets get 'em!!!!!!

Supreme Commander Sil
September 3rd, 2006, 05:52 AM
Anyway I gotta go to bed.... Bye!!! Sil Aaaaaaaaaaawaaaaayayayay *smash* OWWWWW!!!(falls off chair) ...lol!!!!...I'm back stuff bed lets roll!!!!
They carefully scan Sil's room ignoring the smell of her gym gear..... but it was useless, under all of the soccer gear and socks, Jack was no were to be found......

broken-heart
September 3rd, 2006, 10:06 PM
Landry: Where the hell is O'Neill!?!?!?
*everyone looks at each other*
Landry: TO O'NEILL'S HOUSE!!!

susanne
September 4th, 2006, 05:08 AM
sam: NO WAIT! i know where he is! to billy bobs booze house!!!!!!:P

broken-heart
September 4th, 2006, 05:17 AM
They find Jack at Dan Castellana's house watching a brand new episode of the Simpsons.

susanne
September 4th, 2006, 05:20 AM
sam tries to talk to jack but gets no responce its like his brain has been turned to mush...she turns off the tv so jack attacks....

broken-heart
September 4th, 2006, 05:26 AM
by burping in her face!

susanne
September 4th, 2006, 05:30 AM
sam is knocked unconcious by the stench of cheesy-tuna-beer and faints on the floor

Davesg-43
September 4th, 2006, 10:28 PM
sam is knocked unconcious by the stench of cheesy-tuna-beer and faints on the floor
then daniel CAME IN AND TRIED TO KISS SAM

broken-heart
September 5th, 2006, 12:15 AM
Good thing that the stench of Jack's burp knocked Daniel unconscious too!

Elles
September 5th, 2006, 01:40 PM
But actually it killed Daniel!

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 02:01 PM
But it was okay, because he was Daniel and as we know Daniel can't die... because he's Daniel.

Elles
September 5th, 2006, 02:02 PM
But he descended in a public area...

broken-heart
September 5th, 2006, 10:30 PM
but for some reason, he had clothes on!

susanne
September 6th, 2006, 03:18 AM
but they were kiddie sizes cutting off the cercualtion to his brain so he....

broken-heart
September 6th, 2006, 03:59 AM
screamed and ran away. Luckily his house was nearby, but he didn't have his keys so he...

susanne
September 6th, 2006, 05:16 AM
tried picking the lock just as a police cruiser was coming down the street he tried explaining what happened but the police didnt beleive him and he ended up.....

broken-heart
September 6th, 2006, 05:18 AM
beating the c*** outta the cops, and breaking into his house to change into clothes that fit him. But then...

susanne
September 6th, 2006, 05:26 AM
more cop cars turn up and it ends in an armed seige until.....

broken-heart
September 6th, 2006, 05:32 AM
a chopper [containing Jack] calls off the attack.

gategirl2
September 10th, 2006, 01:42 AM
but another man in charge decides to prolong the battle in a different way

susanne
September 10th, 2006, 07:14 AM
when suddenly a drone shoots at...

psychobrez
September 10th, 2006, 07:15 AM
rodney and shep runs over to help when....

susanne
September 10th, 2006, 07:17 AM
he falls into a deep hole trapped...

psychobrez
September 10th, 2006, 07:22 AM
rodney trys to help but is hurt badly shep is hurt and shouts for help when.....

broken-heart
September 10th, 2006, 10:25 PM
someone stuffs a sock in his mouth!

Wow, I don't think I got those last few posts :mckay:

psychobrez
September 11th, 2006, 12:47 AM
poor shep is choking when he's team show up and......

broken-heart
September 11th, 2006, 02:41 AM
gets him outta there before duct tape could be applied.

Col. Shadow Quinn
September 11th, 2006, 02:50 AM
But McKay jumped into the black hole at P3W-451 to find gayness in his...

broken-heart
October 6th, 2006, 01:07 AM
best friend, Carson Beckett!

Wow, no one has posted here in ages!

Congrats Col. Shadow Quinn for getting the 50th post on this thread!

Liam Kincaid
April 13th, 2007, 07:49 AM
best friend, Carson Beckett!


!


Only it isn't really Beckett anymore , because the Trust has implanted him with a Goauld symbiote.

broken-heart
April 26th, 2007, 12:53 AM
Ah, a favour. :)

Beckett gets the hand device and is about to kill Rodney when...

Liam Kincaid
April 27th, 2007, 05:56 PM
Ah, a favour. :)

Beckett gets the hand device and is about to kill Rodney when...

Rodney is scooped up by a Wraith Dart

sg-1fanintn
April 27th, 2007, 07:32 PM
Rodney is scooped up by a Wraith Dart

...which then crashes...destroying his electronically stored body and consciousness...

Liam Kincaid
May 3rd, 2007, 07:53 AM
...which then crashes...destroying his electronically stored body and consciousness...


until Omanubis helps him to ascend.