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Admiral Mappalazarou
August 8th, 2006, 02:25 PM
If you could send anything through the Stargate to the Ori homeworld, what would it be?

I would, personally, turn the gate upside down and pour as much sewage as I could through. And keep re-dialling, etc.

leighanners
August 8th, 2006, 02:32 PM
Chiggers

JanusAncient
August 8th, 2006, 02:45 PM
S.M.S., send more ships.

LORD MONK
August 8th, 2006, 02:47 PM
More hot chicks in Leather. It will be there demise. But Prior look what I have at home. Would you leave.

Prior_of_the_Ori
August 8th, 2006, 03:26 PM
A card saying 'Thanks for all the fish'

Chutzpah
August 8th, 2006, 03:33 PM
Reality T.V. That should show the Ori that the majority of this planet is too stupid to be worth conquering.

DigiFluid
August 8th, 2006, 03:38 PM
Any kind of television. It's the bane of progress on this planet, it should stop them dead in their tracks.

SGC and SGA
August 8th, 2006, 03:45 PM
I would send a Huge Bomb

Chutzpah
August 8th, 2006, 03:47 PM
Any kind of television. It's the bane of progress on this planet, it should stop them dead in their tracks.

Ha, comming from someone posting on a fan forum for a T.V show :)

DigiFluid
August 8th, 2006, 04:02 PM
Ha, comming from someone posting on a fan forum for a T.V show :)
The irony is not lost on me ;)

genome
August 8th, 2006, 04:47 PM
10 mark IXs, armed, 1 sec left on the timer.

nc-1701D
August 8th, 2006, 04:55 PM
Bombs sewage whatever might cause damage.

Lord Shiva
August 8th, 2006, 05:04 PM
If you could send anything through the Stargate to the Ori homeworld, what would it be?


A fruit basket.

Adria
August 8th, 2006, 05:05 PM
my ex girlfriend you wouldn't need merlin's weapon

Maastrichian
August 8th, 2006, 05:06 PM
Televangelists. That'd cure a whole host of problems.

JLB
August 8th, 2006, 05:07 PM
Bombs sewage whatever might cause damage.

The Aschen bomb that targets the victims DNA.

Adria
August 8th, 2006, 05:08 PM
aids/HIV ....there wouldn't be anyone left to worship them

genome
August 8th, 2006, 05:09 PM
george bush

Adria
August 8th, 2006, 05:10 PM
george bush
:lol: nah he's as bad as the ori

ablevins425
August 8th, 2006, 05:14 PM
The tainted ZPM.

xxmynameismikexx
August 8th, 2006, 05:19 PM
Antrax, Bombs and Gunfire. shove the middleeast up their asses

freyr's mother
August 8th, 2006, 05:22 PM
Osama Bin Laden and his fellow jihadists. Let their whole new world order see how they like it there.

Web Of Hair
August 8th, 2006, 05:26 PM
george bush
you took my answer....

They'd be sure to want to kill us then......

Sam fisher
August 8th, 2006, 05:37 PM
The tainted ZPM.
Let me add to that. The tainted ZPM, with some C4.

Maastrichian
August 8th, 2006, 06:48 PM
Let me add to that. The tainted ZPM, with some C4.

So... an explosive that could potentially destroy an entire solar system... coupled with a few extra pounds of a relatively low yeild explosive.

I suppose every little bit counts...:jack_new_anime25:

JanusAncient
August 8th, 2006, 07:46 PM
A gatebuster already activated. Or a sign that reads chill out.

Sam fisher
August 8th, 2006, 08:30 PM
So... an explosive that could potentially destroy an entire solar system... coupled with a few extra pounds of a relatively low yeild explosive.

I suppose every little bit counts...:jack_new_anime25:
No, the ZPM wouldn't explode on its own, thats why you need the C4.

Commander Jumper
August 8th, 2006, 08:44 PM
hmm.....the world scariest thing,,,ever...we will send.....
A.Teletubies
B. Furbies
C. Oompa Loompas
and D. Toasters.....

that oughta scare um' away...it sure as hell would scare me....

Osiris-RA
August 8th, 2006, 08:48 PM
I'd send a note reading:

"U guys suck. Please stop sucking or We will be forced to take immediate Anti-Suckage action.

kthnx,

The Anti-Suckage Squad"

:P

Commander Jumper
August 8th, 2006, 09:06 PM
Better Idea...Michael Jackson *runs off laughing evily* Muahahahahhhahahahahhahahaha

Thor's Pal
August 8th, 2006, 09:20 PM
Oooh, this reminds me of the Genii thread about what we could do to them to bug them. (http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=12866)

Some good ones from that thread:

Infomertials

Ernist Goes To ...

Police Acdamies

Unfurently there's not a whole lot that we can do becuase of the Ori. WE are dealing with Acended beings that can see all. Of course, if we could ever figure out where their home galixy is, we could alway slip that info to the Wraith and sit back and watch the fireworks.

susanne
August 9th, 2006, 04:26 AM
some fake tan or tanning oil they dont get out much

Amann
August 9th, 2006, 07:12 AM
1. A nuke
2. the killer rabbit from monty python
3. a smurf
4. a rubber ducky:cameron:

Admiral Mappalazarou
August 9th, 2006, 09:46 AM
Star Trek Voyager and Enterprise - that should put them off invasion for thousands of years to come.

:jack: I agree, Voyager and Enterprise were total Kack.

Planetary_Alliance
August 9th, 2006, 08:02 PM
My brother :hammond: and his new wife:vala:
the scaryness of that couple would send them running

Lord_Minister
August 9th, 2006, 08:12 PM
Antrax, Bombs and Gunfire. shove the middleeast up their asses
LOL good one.

DaveSG-3
August 9th, 2006, 08:21 PM
If you could send anything through the Stargate to the Ori homeworld, what would it be?

I would, personally, turn the gate upside down and pour as much sewage as I could through. And keep re-dialling, etc.
a nuke up their asses

DaveSG-3
August 9th, 2006, 08:32 PM
ide send them michell jackson and richard simmons

Lord_Minister
August 9th, 2006, 09:12 PM
ide send them michell jackson and richard simmons
LOL

Planetary_Alliance
August 9th, 2006, 09:31 PM
LOL
NICE

Leach
August 10th, 2006, 08:41 AM
I would send chocolate it’s the solution to all problems

Superstargate
August 10th, 2006, 11:05 AM
I would send the world's supply of Elmos' Barneys' etc.

Linkinparkgundam
August 10th, 2006, 11:22 AM
Televangelists.
LOL.
That dude Enerst Alavy (or how ever you spell his name) You can always send him.


george bush

That is so true, then again, the Ori would want to kill us, skip the "bow down and worship us" part...

Another person that I would want to send is:

Barney the purple Dinosauar

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l203/kisses_xoxo21/551c6c43.jpg

xxmynameismikexx
August 11th, 2006, 09:14 PM
I KNOW WHAT TO DO!! we get a sizible dose of weed. give 50% to me for the idea. and roll the rest and take it too the ori fallowers :) chill them the f**k out. they'll be making no ships :)

or... in stargate world we get that corn plant from the allience and get all the ori fallows addicted then cut them off. the'll be mental and also be making no ships.

Amann
August 11th, 2006, 09:49 PM
send the holy hand grenade of antioch

Linkinparkgundam
August 11th, 2006, 10:07 PM
Send them some "SpaceCorn".... They would be jonesin' for that. Forget trying to blow our universe to hell, they would want the corn insted...

Jakebbq
August 11th, 2006, 11:10 PM
First i would send captain planet then i would send toilet duck followed by the TV lords sponge bob, Patrick and squidworth and then i would send the doctor to teach them the error of thier ways.

oh and rodney's huge ego that would knock them down a peg or two

Admiral Mappalazarou
August 12th, 2006, 06:35 PM
send the holy hand grenade of antioch

Monty Python!! :lol:

Col. Shadow Quinn
August 14th, 2006, 07:13 AM
trilithium missiles with hyperspace capability.(stops all nuclear fusion within stars)(from Star Trek Generations.

Orici icirO
August 14th, 2006, 07:24 AM
Barbra Streisand or the wraith.

Col. Shadow Quinn
August 14th, 2006, 07:36 AM
the Backstreet Boys, Nsync, Michael Jackson, Aaron Carter, and Ra.

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 01:04 PM
A bag of marshmellows, chocolate, and graham crackers. All the essential ingredients for S'Mores...

DaveSG-3
August 14th, 2006, 01:05 PM
ide send them an angry letter

broken-heart
August 18th, 2006, 02:07 AM
Let me add to that. The tainted ZPM, with some C4.

Now let me add to that. Tainted ZPM + C4 + Kinsey :D

Col. Shadow Quinn
August 18th, 2006, 02:09 AM
NID rogue sector and the Trust.

Oneill4president
August 18th, 2006, 05:51 AM
A nuke......... that or a speeding sperm whale, who likes to contemplate the great mysteries of life whilst plummeting towards what he calls ground.

stewsith
August 18th, 2006, 07:02 AM
Id send them the gate address to the aschen homeworld with the sentance "we live here , from the tauri (also known as the non-belivers)" on a piece of paper.

Major Gambit
August 18th, 2006, 10:51 AM
A card saying 'Thanks for all the fish'


OMGLOLLMAOROFLBBQ!!!!

Elles
August 18th, 2006, 12:17 PM
A fleet of fairy princesses. :D

broken-heart
August 18th, 2006, 08:58 PM
The gate address to a black hole, or worse :D

stewsith
August 19th, 2006, 08:10 AM
id send them robin williams for fun

JanusAncient
August 20th, 2006, 03:33 PM
1,000 pizza's that they'll have to pay for.

full.infinity
August 20th, 2006, 05:21 PM
Merlin's weapon.

Admiral Mappalazarou
August 21st, 2006, 08:23 PM
A note saying:

Sos Guys, but you may as well stop the invasion - we've been cancelled.

Commander Jumper
August 21st, 2006, 09:17 PM
A note saying:

Sos Guys, but you may as well stop the invasion - we've been cancelled.
I'd send them the SciFi people!!!! ha that'll show SciFi!!!! then they'll know what a threat the ori are!!! and sign on for another season Muahahahahhahhaha

Jakebbq
August 22nd, 2006, 02:48 AM
A hungry hungry hippo