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Supreme Commander Sil
August 4th, 2006, 07:05 AM
Basicaly i say a sentence (or part of one) you say a sentence and we form an extremely random story (note don't make it to sick) :
It was a normal day at the SGC when suddenly...........

Drahc42
August 4th, 2006, 07:12 AM
Jack came in screeming on top of his hungs.

Jack : "....

Supreme Commander Sil
August 4th, 2006, 07:25 AM
Walter!!! Why did u give Thor one of ur beers! Now his drunk and his farting in the conference room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
( note: I said it woud be random)

jesserella
August 4th, 2006, 12:55 PM
suddenly thor runs into the gate room quickly followed by SG-3, thor is almost at the gate when .....

Amann
August 4th, 2006, 01:34 PM
suddenly thor runs into the gate room quickly followed by SG-3, thor is almost at the gate when .....

BOOM!

Thor: I should have never eaten that burrito.......

jesserella
August 4th, 2006, 01:37 PM
as SG-3 struggle to their feet it seems that the flatulance of thor had an unusual effect, all of them have amnesia,
man 1: who are you?
man2 : i don't know, who are you?
ect,
hammond runs into he gateroom just in time to see......

Amann
August 4th, 2006, 01:40 PM
as SG-3 struggle to their feet it seems that the flatulance of thor had an unusual effect, all of them have amnesia,
man 1: who are you?
man2 : i don't know, who are you?
ect,
hammond runs into he gateroom just in time to see......

thor eating more burritos

Hammond: Drop that burrito thor!
thor: Too late....

Boom!

Hammond: All security teams to the gateroom!

Hammond then says.....

jesserella
August 4th, 2006, 02:01 PM
if we could collect enough of this gas it could make a good weapon,
hammond : on second thoughts thor have another bureto, in fact have lots.

just as he is saying this something odd and unexpected happens to SG - 3, they turn into.......

Planetary_Alliance
August 4th, 2006, 02:07 PM
Rodneys.

Sam runs away screaming...

jesserella
August 4th, 2006, 02:10 PM
the rodneys all make their way to the caffateria where they consume all the coffee and blue jello,
sam meanwhile is hiding in a store cupboard, daniel and jack are trying to convince her to get out,
daniel says.......

Planetary_Alliance
August 4th, 2006, 02:12 PM
Come on sam. you are smarter than him
Jack: just dont think about the halucination in the ...

jesserella
August 4th, 2006, 02:14 PM
puddle jumper
daniel: at least he didn't imagine you totally naked
*sam bursts into tears
sam: do you sob really think sob i'm smarter, sob,?
jack, yes and to prove it lets play a game of.......

Amann
August 4th, 2006, 02:18 PM
puddle jumper
daniel: at least he didn't imagine you totally naked
*sam bursts into tears
sam: do you sob really think sob i'm smarter, sob,?
jack, yes and to prove it lets play a game of.......

Scrabble
Sam: Ok

sam walks out to find.......

Planetary_Alliance
August 4th, 2006, 02:18 PM
strip poker
*calls over rodney clone*

jesserella
August 4th, 2006, 02:23 PM
jess: hi everyone,
winks at rodney
jess: i'm very good at this game :P

Planetary_Alliance
August 4th, 2006, 02:25 PM
Sam: no no no no
walter: what should we do
sam: technoblable
jack: so what are we doing

jesserella
August 4th, 2006, 05:34 PM
everyone looks confused and the rodneys start argueing about which one is smarter,
Jack: i have an idea,
Daniel *looks knowingly at jack* :does anyone have a lemon?........

Supreme Commander Sil
August 4th, 2006, 10:21 PM
'No....but I have an orange!!!' Siler screems as his being crushed by the crowd of clones surrounding him,'It's in the briefing room....HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!'

padr49904
August 4th, 2006, 11:03 PM
Jack runs in to get the orange only to find a rodney eating it
Rodney: I thought it was for me not for...

Jakebbq
August 5th, 2006, 04:12 AM
thor

then thor beams in and starts throwing cats at rodney and screams ...

susanne
August 5th, 2006, 04:32 AM
the rodneys scream as the cats attack their faces
rodneys: GETTEMOFF!!!!!
*they run around in circles screaming like little girls* when.....

jesserella
August 5th, 2006, 05:37 AM
suddenly the cats all run away up the corridor, they follow them to the caffateria while the rodneys lie on the floor whimpering,
the cats meanwhile were attracted to teal'c because......

susanne
August 5th, 2006, 07:04 AM
he hasnt showered in 6 days! :p (cats like fish..... lol)
*teal'c backs into a corner*

Planetary_Alliance
August 5th, 2006, 07:48 AM
then the cats see blue Jello

susanne
August 5th, 2006, 07:49 AM
they begin to eat the blue jello when jack walks in and screams.....

Planetary_Alliance
August 5th, 2006, 07:51 AM
SCAT CATS
cats then run at him

susanne
August 5th, 2006, 07:52 AM
they begin brainwashing him with cuteness when....

Planetary_Alliance
August 5th, 2006, 07:54 AM
Vala walks in and says..
(zoom chat)

susanne
August 5th, 2006, 07:54 AM
jack i cant take it any more will you......

Planetary_Alliance
August 5th, 2006, 07:55 AM
run away so the cats will folow

jesserella
August 5th, 2006, 07:56 AM
just buy me that damn hot air balloon i've had my eye on, either that or you could.......

susanne
August 5th, 2006, 12:20 PM
do my laundry with the itti bitties for 3 months :p

The Prophet
August 5th, 2006, 12:45 PM
Suddenly, Time & Space fracture as realities collide.

Apophis's ship, covered with replicators is suddenly hurtaling towards Earth, ripped from it's own timeframe of burning itno that Planet...

SG-1, The Rodneys, Vala, Walter, Siler, SG-3 (who have been mindwiped), Thor, Hammond, Dr. Fraiser, Dr. Lam, Laudry, SG-1 (The Season 1 version), SG-1 (The season 14 Version), Dark SG-1, The Tokra (Including Jacob & Anise) & Fifth rush towards the gate when Suddenly it activates!

'What's the Co-ordonites?' The Rodney's Cry Out in terror?
'I think it's P3X-134!' '! Replies Walter, fighting over the few unoccupied chairs.
'Dear God, it's he Black Hole Planet!' A Couple of O'Neill's Shout in unison!

Suddenly, A white light appears in front of the Gate & Replicater Steps out, Followed by a few Thousand Replicators...

'Isn't This a Pleasant Suprise!' She bellows above the noice of the Alert Sirens, Indicating the Oncoming Goa'uld Presence from Space

Dark Daniel Turn to Daniel From Season 14, 'I Think....'

susanne
August 5th, 2006, 12:48 PM
i call dibs on replicarter!
good daniel: damn i wanted replicarter!
jack: she took my beer! ill.....

gatebuster64
August 5th, 2006, 01:40 PM
...dump her at netu

after all that chaos the Rodneys commit suicide and Sam...

susanne
August 5th, 2006, 01:45 PM
is a quvering wreck in the 3rd floor cuboard :p daniel is...

gatebuster64
August 5th, 2006, 02:01 PM
making out with vala and jonas is...

susanne
August 5th, 2006, 02:02 PM
secretly spying on them when....

gatebuster64
August 5th, 2006, 02:03 PM
baal visits the sgc because...

susanne
August 5th, 2006, 02:05 PM
his supply of toilet paper ran out because.....

gatebuster64
August 5th, 2006, 02:08 PM
nerus ate the toilet paper because...

susanne
August 5th, 2006, 02:12 PM
all the good food had gone as...

Supreme Commander Sil
August 5th, 2006, 06:10 PM
Some ferlings raided the stock pile because............

susanne
August 6th, 2006, 04:49 AM
they were peed about not getting invited to join anyone and.....

Linkinparkgundam
August 8th, 2006, 04:36 PM
Daniel was spinning Teal'c in a spinny chair while wrapping Teal'c in bubble wrap when Micheal Shanks walks in and says....

Planetary_Alliance
August 8th, 2006, 05:37 PM
Sweet let me go next

susanne
August 9th, 2006, 07:37 AM
daniel turns around and says join the line as......

Amann
August 9th, 2006, 08:17 AM
as asgard beams down with....

susanne
August 9th, 2006, 08:24 AM
an anal probe! and says....

Amann
August 9th, 2006, 08:29 AM
an anal probe! and says....

"Bow down to your gods or face anal probing!"
He then says....

susanne
August 9th, 2006, 08:33 AM
bow down or face anal probing and the lesser known humiliation torture! and produces......

Amann
August 9th, 2006, 08:47 AM
bow down or face anal probing and the lesser known humiliation torture! and produces......

a blown up leather glove, which he uses to slap........

susanne
August 9th, 2006, 08:58 AM
teyla's ass she turns around and says....

Amann
August 9th, 2006, 11:21 AM
teyla's ass she turns around and says....

Back off *****, thor then.......

susanne
August 9th, 2006, 11:27 AM
wacks her on the head when.....

Amann
August 9th, 2006, 11:31 AM
wacks her on the head when.....

she hits him on the head with a stick when.....

gatebuster64
August 9th, 2006, 11:42 AM
Rodney makes out with...

Amann
August 9th, 2006, 11:45 AM
Rodney makes out with...

vala because.....:cameron:

susanne
August 9th, 2006, 11:45 AM
carson AGAIN! and....

Linkinparkgundam
August 11th, 2006, 11:18 PM
Micheal starts to cry 'cause he wanted a turn on the "Bubble Wrap Chair of Death", but then Cameron says....

Amann
August 11th, 2006, 11:20 PM
Micheal starts to cry 'cause he wanted a turn on the "Bubble Wrap Chair of Death", but then Cameron says....

here have this lollipop because....

Linkinparkgundam
August 11th, 2006, 11:23 PM
It strangly taste like beef jurky... Micheal eats it and then Daniel realizes that....

Amann
August 11th, 2006, 11:24 PM
It strangly taste like beef jurky... Micheal eats it and then Daniel realizes that....

the lolipop is part of a biological weapon from.....

Linkinparkgundam
August 11th, 2006, 11:27 PM
From Daniel's "Evil pranking of Doom" closet... he runs over to Micheal only to find....

Amann
August 11th, 2006, 11:29 PM
From Daniel's "Evil pranking of Doom" closet... he runs over to Micheal only to find....

teal'c drinking a half gallon of tea because....

Linkinparkgundam
August 11th, 2006, 11:32 PM
Teal'c just drank all of the Mustard for his corn-dogs, but unknown to him that....

Amann
August 11th, 2006, 11:34 PM
Teal'c just drank all of the Mustard for his corn-dogs, but unknown to him that....

it was really hotsauce that was added by....

Linkinparkgundam
August 11th, 2006, 11:36 PM
Cameron, 'cause Jack put him up to it, but to only find out that the hotsause was red jello that Sam...

Amann
August 11th, 2006, 11:37 PM
Cameron, 'cause Jack put him up to it, but to only find out that the hotsause was red jello that Sam...

didn't eat, because she was trying to get jack back for....

Linkinparkgundam
August 11th, 2006, 11:39 PM
dying her Blue Jello purple and telling her the jello was grape... but Daniel told her what was going on, So Jack.....

Amann
August 11th, 2006, 11:40 PM
dying her Blue Jello purple and telling her the jello was grape... but Daniel told her what was going on, So Jack.....

then ate all the blue jello, causing sam to go into.....

Linkinparkgundam
August 11th, 2006, 11:44 PM
An Anger that the Base has never seen, but Jack has behind closed doors. and strangly she turns into the Hulk and...

Amann
August 11th, 2006, 11:46 PM
An Anger that the Base has never seen, but Jack has behind closed doors. and strangly she turns into the Hulk and...

eats all the other jello on the base causing....

Linkinparkgundam
August 11th, 2006, 11:48 PM
Causing a mass painc in likes the world has never seen, So Micheal *after his crying fit* and Daniel deside to....

Amann
August 11th, 2006, 11:54 PM
Causing a mass painc in likes the world has never seen, So Micheal *after his crying fit* and Daniel deside to...

*Amann, I have to go to bed.... it was nice playing with you, and look we created all by ourseleves

take sam hostage in exchange for....

*night, it was fun as well, lol

susanne
August 12th, 2006, 06:18 AM
more blue jello and.....

Linkinparkgundam
August 12th, 2006, 09:23 AM
a nice turkey sandwich, but Teal'c...

susanne
August 12th, 2006, 09:31 AM
had given all the turkey to shep for......

gatebuster64
August 12th, 2006, 01:44 PM
a dinner with...

susanne
August 12th, 2006, 01:46 PM
ronon and.....

gatebuster64
August 12th, 2006, 01:49 PM
Rodney... after dinner he sleeps with...

susanne
August 12th, 2006, 01:52 PM
steve after he got drunk on.....

gatebuster64
August 12th, 2006, 01:52 PM
liquid cocain that he bought at...

susanne
August 12th, 2006, 01:55 PM
the mainland with......

gatebuster64
August 12th, 2006, 02:05 PM
his credit card that he found...

susanne
August 12th, 2006, 02:09 PM
was at its limit so he had to pay for it working......

gatebuster64
August 12th, 2006, 02:12 PM
at the nearest starbucks but...

susanne
August 12th, 2006, 02:15 PM
couldnt resist all the coffee so he spaent all his wages on.....

gatebuster64
August 12th, 2006, 02:17 PM
on getting his cozars hair shaved at...

Elles
August 12th, 2006, 04:33 PM
the nearest gay community which was... scary... because they all thought he was Peter Pan and wanted to get in his...

gatebuster64
August 12th, 2006, 05:51 PM
boxer shorts, which were...

Elles
August 12th, 2006, 05:54 PM
red and gold and had a big lion and lettering that said "Gryffindor."

gatebuster64
August 12th, 2006, 06:35 PM
this freaked John out so he...

Elles
August 12th, 2006, 06:36 PM
killed Daniel Radcliffe.

Orici icirO
August 13th, 2006, 12:43 PM
With Tolan ion cannons

gatebuster64
August 13th, 2006, 12:57 PM
but they malfunctioned and...

susanne
August 13th, 2006, 12:58 PM
took them back in time to the.....

gatebuster64
August 13th, 2006, 01:10 PM
right before they were going to shoot the cannon

susanne
August 13th, 2006, 01:12 PM
and feast on the carcass of a goldfish as.....(:P)

gatebuster64
August 13th, 2006, 01:16 PM
a new way to lower cholestoral

susanne
August 13th, 2006, 01:19 PM
and get rid of the effects of......

gatebuster64
August 13th, 2006, 01:20 PM
ascension, but...

susanne
August 13th, 2006, 01:23 PM
it just turned them into........

gatebuster64
August 13th, 2006, 01:53 PM
goats with big...

Elles
August 13th, 2006, 02:05 PM
noses, which was weird... but then again... so are the Goa'uld.

gatebuster64
August 13th, 2006, 02:15 PM
so they decide to build the Dakara superweapon to destroy all life in the galaxy

susanne
August 13th, 2006, 03:02 PM
but lost the main ingrediant for......

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 03:04 PM
but lost the main ingrediant for......
anti rodney poison

susanne
August 13th, 2006, 03:09 PM
so they had to make another.........

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 03:10 PM
so they had to make another.........
ronan be gone so he wont kill them

gatebuster64
August 13th, 2006, 05:00 PM
but were unsuccessful so they...

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 05:21 PM
but were unsuccessful so they...
started to cry

Elles
August 13th, 2006, 11:46 PM
And then Chef came along from the South Park universe and said "Hello there SG-1!" and SG-1 was like...

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 11:47 PM
And then Chef came along from the South Park universe and said "Hello there SG-1!" and SG-1 was like...
wtf we killed kenny, kid: u *******s u killed kenny

Elles
August 13th, 2006, 11:52 PM
and then Rodney was called in to fix the hole in the fabric of space time, but before he could Voldemort showed up and...

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 11:56 PM
and then Rodney was called in to fix the hole in the fabric of space time, but before he could Voldemort showed up and...
cartmin hit rodney in the face and croch

Elles
August 13th, 2006, 11:58 PM
Since Voldemort had gone on a murdering rampage, the only person left to fix the universes was Beckett who managed to suceed by...

DaveSG-3
August 14th, 2006, 12:01 AM
Since Voldemort had gone on a murdering rampage, the only person left to fix the universes was Beckett who managed to suceed by...
kicking rodneys head

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 12:09 AM
and stealing his Cher CD.

gatebuster64
August 14th, 2006, 07:42 AM
which was on the top five list since...

Col. Shadow Quinn
August 14th, 2006, 07:51 AM
Rodney and Ronon got married in the middle of Burning Man so SG1 blew up...

gatebuster64
August 14th, 2006, 08:56 AM
a death star so they could...

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 12:54 PM
be on American Idol.

DaveSG-3
August 14th, 2006, 12:58 PM
be on American Idol.
but simmon hated their singing

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 12:59 PM
... so they all scurried back stage to get their P-90s and shot him multiple times...

DaveSG-3
August 14th, 2006, 01:01 PM
... so they all scurried back stage to get their P-90s and shot him multiple times...
all the bullets hoit simmon and hit paula abdule and simon said their aim sucked

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 01:02 PM
before he died painfully, never to create a reality TV show again.

DaveSG-3
August 14th, 2006, 01:06 PM
before he died painfully, never to create a reality TV show again.
a light fixture falls on daniel
sam: omg that killed daniel
Vala: u bast-ards

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 01:14 PM
Then SG-1 sued American Idol for death of their friend...

gatebuster64
August 14th, 2006, 01:31 PM
and they got money from his life insurence

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 01:32 PM
and they bought an island in the Carribean, built a missle silo, and moved the SGC there.

susanne
August 14th, 2006, 01:41 PM
but didnt realise that on the island were man eating.....

gatebuster64
August 14th, 2006, 01:48 PM
politicians, so they used the magic of ethics to scare them way but...

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 01:53 PM
the politicians were voted out of office and were replaced by Wraith.

gatebuster64
August 14th, 2006, 01:54 PM
and because of this our nation became a better place

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 01:59 PM
because everyone was dead.

gatebuster64
August 14th, 2006, 02:07 PM
so now there is world peace

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 02:08 PM
because the only person who survived was Jack Bauer.

gatebuster64
August 14th, 2006, 02:21 PM
so he decided to search for the Dakara superweapon

DaveSG-3
August 14th, 2006, 02:24 PM
so he decided to search for the Dakara superweapon
but he got panced by landry

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 02:26 PM
But President Logan saved Bauer from Landry.
800th post!!!

gatebuster64
August 14th, 2006, 02:29 PM
and they threw a party celebrating Elle's 800th post

DaveSG-3
August 14th, 2006, 02:30 PM
and they threw a party celebrating Elle's 800th post
but mcay crashed the party

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 02:31 PM
So Elles dialled Earth and sent him through without sending an IDC. *thud*

gatebuster64
August 14th, 2006, 02:35 PM
so Elles was sent to court for murdering Rodney

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 02:37 PM
But Rodney ascended and descended so the charges were dropped.

DaveSG-3
August 14th, 2006, 02:40 PM
But Rodney ascended and descended so the charges were dropped.
and teyla slapped rodney for no reason

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 02:40 PM
and Sheppard and Weir got married.

gatebuster64
August 14th, 2006, 02:40 PM
and divorced on the same day

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 02:45 PM
But then they got married again.

susanne
August 14th, 2006, 02:46 PM
which ended again when wier got drunk on shandy :P

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 02:46 PM
But then Sheppard forgave her and they got married again.

gatebuster64
August 14th, 2006, 02:50 PM
and moved to las vegas

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 02:51 PM
where they became rich and happy.

gatebuster64
August 14th, 2006, 02:53 PM
and lost it all at the craps table

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 02:55 PM
But they got paid enough for doing the job that they do that they were still able to send all of their three children to college...

DaveSG-3
August 14th, 2006, 03:27 PM
But they got paid enough for doing the job that they do that they were still able to send all of their three children to college...
but one of the children got arested

susanne
August 14th, 2006, 03:29 PM
for having a pot in their possesion :P

DaveSG-3
August 14th, 2006, 03:32 PM
for having a pot in their possesion :P
and that kid was brutilized by the police

Elles
August 14th, 2006, 04:01 PM
So they sued their a$$e$ and moved to Atlantis where there are no police to stop their kid. MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Col. Shadow Quinn
August 15th, 2006, 03:45 PM
They had to take the Daedalus because Yellowstone erupted due to lack of...

stewsith
August 15th, 2006, 03:56 PM
dr pepper at the gift shop

susanne
August 15th, 2006, 04:00 PM
which then ran out of the best beer in the world so jack......

stewsith
August 15th, 2006, 04:02 PM
would not be able to make his special beer covered barbecue, so he decided that...

Elles
August 15th, 2006, 05:13 PM
...going on a murdering rampage was the best course of action to take revenge on the universe for making him miss it.

stewsith
August 15th, 2006, 05:16 PM
...unfortunately O'neill's bladder got the better of him and he had to take a toilet break at the nearest Gould occupied planet but once there, much to his disgust...

Elles
August 15th, 2006, 05:17 PM
they had no pineapples.

stewsith
August 15th, 2006, 05:20 PM
...when a passer by noticed his plight they asked...

Elles
August 15th, 2006, 05:23 PM
"Oh my gosh! You're MacGyver! You used to be my hero! Do you realize how distressed I've become now that I realize that MacGyver can be that sadenned by lack of pineapples?"

Col. Shadow Quinn
August 18th, 2006, 03:12 AM
but O'Neill reminded SG1 about the fact that a supervolcano erupted on Earth so they took the Odyssey to...

stewsith
August 18th, 2006, 03:54 AM
...earth, bringing with them a large mound of cake which they dropped in the volcano, plugging the hole. Earth was saved again but...

susanne
August 18th, 2006, 05:13 AM
the volcano erupted and spewed out molten icening and.....

stewsith
August 18th, 2006, 08:33 AM
...stupid people from all over looked up in the sky at the falling molten icing and opened their mouths in anticipation when...

susanne
August 18th, 2006, 08:34 AM
all the ascended ancients came down and took it all away for themselves so the villager people......

stewsith
August 18th, 2006, 08:39 AM
...shruged and proceeded to bake their own iced cakes. They ate as much as they could but they had alot left over so they decided to...

susanne
August 18th, 2006, 08:44 AM
give it to their pet......

stewsith
August 18th, 2006, 11:10 AM
...which grew to a super gigantic size for no apparent reason and stomped towards the sgc with intent to destroy!

susanne
August 18th, 2006, 11:16 AM
so jack ran out and tried to sooth the sage beast with singing but......

stewsith
August 18th, 2006, 11:18 AM
...instead it made the beast more angry so teal'c ran out with a gun ripped from a gould death glider and...

susanne
August 18th, 2006, 11:19 AM
sprayed it with cherry coke!!!!:P that made it......

stewsith
August 18th, 2006, 11:21 AM
sprayed it with cherry coke!!!!:P that made it......

...the most super fantasic powerful gun in the universe that has the power for only one shot...

Elles
August 18th, 2006, 12:57 PM
And with it they killed...

susanne
August 18th, 2006, 01:01 PM
george bush!!!!.....

Elles
August 18th, 2006, 01:05 PM
But actually it was Bill O'Reilly wearing a flesh mask!!!

stewsith
August 18th, 2006, 01:08 PM
Being very tired by the days somewhat crazy events, SG1 decided to return to the base to chill out. They headed to the briefing room to play musical chairs when the alarm sounded, "unscheduled offworld activation". They all rushed to the gateroom to ask walter what was going on...

Elles
August 18th, 2006, 01:13 PM
but when they got there, Walter was no longer, he had mutated into a fairy princess!!!

susanne
August 18th, 2006, 01:41 PM
who danced around turning people into their worst nightmares...

Elles
August 18th, 2006, 01:42 PM
Until Daniel shot him multiple times with a P-90.

stewsith
August 19th, 2006, 08:53 AM
and then threw his possibly undead body through the gate to...

gatebuster64
August 20th, 2006, 01:16 PM
Asuras...where the Asurans revived him and shoved an anal probe

stewsith
August 20th, 2006, 01:27 PM
Back at the sgc everything was back to normal and SG1 were setting off on their latest mission. They went through the gate to an unexplored planet because of rumors of an ancient weapon hidden there.

Elles
August 20th, 2006, 01:38 PM
But the rumors were untrue, all they found were a bunch of Jedi knights who...

gatebuster64
August 20th, 2006, 01:39 PM
were an experiment of the time-traveling Ancient, Janus

Elles
August 20th, 2006, 01:44 PM
Then Dr. Weir was real mad because she thought that Carter was trying to steal Janus from her and she went on a murdering rampage.

gatebuster64
August 20th, 2006, 01:48 PM
which was good because she was murdering stupid buerocrats

Elles
August 20th, 2006, 01:52 PM
who deserved to die because they don't watch Stargate.

gatebuster64
August 20th, 2006, 01:56 PM
and Elizabeth became an idol amongst all gateheads

Elles
August 20th, 2006, 02:02 PM
But meanwhile in the Milky Way, there was great unrest as Capt. Kirk had opened a portal to our universe and took over the Stargate franchise!

gatebuster64
August 20th, 2006, 02:08 PM
but he later had a fight with Captain Picard and they became to busy to take over the franchise

Col. Shadow Quinn
August 20th, 2006, 02:21 PM
so after the fight they joined forces with Earth, Voyager, USS Prometheus, and DS9 to help to defend Earth from the Ori.

gatebuster64
August 20th, 2006, 02:24 PM
however the Voyager was ineffective due to its slow velocity and the crew got so jeolous that they...

stewsith
August 20th, 2006, 02:27 PM
but the ori joined forces with the borg and romulans

gatebuster64
August 20th, 2006, 02:29 PM
and the result was the Borg and the Romulans are now Ori worshippers

Elles
August 20th, 2006, 05:32 PM
and have been ordered to come kill us so Captain Sisko got a fleet of Defiant-class starships and...

DaveSG-3
August 20th, 2006, 06:03 PM
and have been ordered to come kill us so Captain Sisko got a fleet of Defiant-class starships and...
rodney curled up in a ball and cried

Elles
August 20th, 2006, 06:07 PM
while the Defiant-class starships destroyed all Klingons+Romulans in existence.

DaveSG-3
August 20th, 2006, 06:10 PM
while the Defiant-class starships destroyed all Klingons+Romulans in existence.
but the moms of the crew spacked the crew and gave them time outs

Elles
August 20th, 2006, 06:14 PM
Meanwhile in the Pegasus galaxy, Atlantis had run into an ice berg and was sinking fast...

DaveSG-3
August 20th, 2006, 06:20 PM
Meanwhile in the Pegasus galaxy, Atlantis had run into an ice berg and was sinking fast...
and then they got steve the wraith to cover the hole and atlantis was safe...

gatebuster64
September 3rd, 2006, 01:19 PM
untilsteve started to feed on john

psychobrez
September 3rd, 2006, 01:23 PM
because of steve feeding on john the water begins to seep through

gatebuster64
September 3rd, 2006, 01:25 PM
and now Weir needs new tampons

Elles
September 3rd, 2006, 05:50 PM
But everyone except for the janitors and bus boys who work in the mess are on the life boats Atlantis is still sinking!

Col. Shadow Quinn
September 3rd, 2006, 07:03 PM
But they discover that Atlantis's hull is regenerative so it sopped sinking, saved Sheppard, and fused into the wall.

padr49904
September 3rd, 2006, 08:53 PM
Weir started screaming cause of her loss of tampons

gatebuster64
September 7th, 2006, 03:35 PM
Weir goes to Earth to buy more tampons but on the way she bumps into Nirrti who so happens to be hiding on Earth while cloning a hok'tau she named kyle xy

I_Practice_Origin
September 9th, 2006, 10:00 AM
weir asks nirrti for some tampons and nirrti gave her four boxes... some for rodney too!!!!

I_Practice_Origin
September 9th, 2006, 10:00 AM
weir asks nirrti for some tampons and nirrti gave her four boxes... some for rodney too!!!!

gatebuster64
September 9th, 2006, 10:23 AM
however the tampons gives Meridith a rash

I_Practice_Origin
September 9th, 2006, 10:48 AM
so mereideth has to go back to earth and buy the special hypo-allergenic kind cause weir HAD to mess up!

gatebuster64
September 9th, 2006, 10:54 AM
but the main ingrediant in hypo-allergenic is citrus

I_Practice_Origin
September 9th, 2006, 03:29 PM
so he had another allegic reaction and died so they had to give him to the nox to heal him. and he fell in love with lya the nox..

Elles
September 9th, 2006, 03:33 PM
But then she caught a retro virus and mutated into a bug! :eek:

gatebuster64
September 9th, 2006, 03:36 PM
which sam added to her bug collection

gategirl2
September 9th, 2006, 03:42 PM
then o'neill accidently tipped the collection over...

gatebuster64
September 9th, 2006, 03:45 PM
but the collection was sealed in bullet proof plexi-glass

gategirl2
September 9th, 2006, 03:56 PM
now carter has to figure out a way to move the collection safely and quickly...

susanne
September 9th, 2006, 04:21 PM
but had no idea how to move 200 bugs...

gatebuster64
September 9th, 2006, 06:03 PM
so she asked Vala to help

psychobrez
September 11th, 2006, 03:07 AM
vala decided to help but then wraiths came and they.......

Col. Shadow Quinn
September 11th, 2006, 03:56 AM
ordered Carter and Vala to initiate a self destruct sequence on everything Wraith including the Wraith themselves, that worked so they...