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unknown.entity
August 3rd, 2006, 08:58 PM
To convert whomever was on the other side.

:hallowed:

Descent
August 3rd, 2006, 09:00 PM
lol, nice one I like it. :prioranime07:

unknown.entity
August 3rd, 2006, 09:03 PM
lol, nice one I like it. :prioranime07:
I was expecting the whole "omg that was lame" attitude. But thanks! :D

Descent
August 3rd, 2006, 09:05 PM
Nah not from me. Im easily amused too so that may have something to do with it...

Jackie
August 3rd, 2006, 09:51 PM
how many Priors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

PG15
August 3rd, 2006, 10:51 PM
Zero. Priors don't need no stinkin' lightbulbs thanks to their glowy staffs. :D

Mitchell82
August 3rd, 2006, 10:53 PM
Zero. Priors don't need no stinkin' lightbulbs thanks to their glowy staffs. :D
HEHEHEHEHEHE! LMAO! :cameron:

unknown.entity
August 3rd, 2006, 10:56 PM
Zero. Priors don't need no stinkin' lightbulbs thanks to their glowy staffs. :D
I think the proper name for their so called "glowy staffs" is: pimp cane :cool:

Chutzpah
August 3rd, 2006, 10:58 PM
A Prior, a Serpent Guard, and a Wraith walk into a bar...

JUNIOR
August 3rd, 2006, 11:16 PM
To convert whomever was on the other side.

:hallowed:

To find true enlightenment!

Because he was late for prostration!

He thought he saw an unbeliever on the other side!

The Ori told him to!

SySTeMLoRDLoL
August 3rd, 2006, 11:20 PM
lol

JUNIOR
August 4th, 2006, 06:45 AM
To convert whomever was on the other side.

:hallowed:

;)

Ancient 1
August 4th, 2006, 11:23 AM
Umm...because he wanted to roast a chicken?

full.infinity
August 4th, 2006, 11:25 AM
A Prior, a Serpent Guard, and a Wraith walk into a bar...
The Prior's staff glows. The Wraith hisses like it does when it feeds. The Serpent Guard's...nose drips.:tealc:

hokusman
August 4th, 2006, 01:56 PM
We cannot begin to understand the reasoning of the Ori. Did Egidius of Valdair question the gods when they told him to cross the road?

MasterPower
August 4th, 2006, 02:58 PM
Wow ... not only was that not funny it was kind of lame.

Amann
August 4th, 2006, 03:17 PM
he was trying to get to the bridge, like bratac before him

i no its lame but i was trying to implement the cliche that oneill and bratac did in season 1 where "We shall cross that bridge when we come to it"

Lord_Minister
August 4th, 2006, 04:11 PM
To convert whomever was on the other side.

:hallowed:
not bad i like it.

RedGuard
August 4th, 2006, 08:44 PM
The Prior's staff glows. The Wraith hisses like it does when it feeds. The Serpent Guard's...nose drips.:tealc:

:tecmate:


Why did the Prior cross the road?

...to start another plague

its bad I know, I'm trying here.

CeeKay Sheppard
August 6th, 2006, 11:35 AM
We cannot begin to understand the reasoning of the Ori. Did Egidius of Valdair question the gods when they told him to cross the road?
LOL! I like that one.


how many Priors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I have two answers for that:

The clean one: Two – one to use his hocus-pocus to screw it in without touching it, and one to convince all the onlookers that it's the work of the Ori.

The... not-so-clean one: Do they fit?

Orici icirO
August 13th, 2006, 01:12 PM
The prior told the lightbulb to change or face its certain doom.

bad i know :S

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 04:14 PM
To convert whomever was on the other side.

:hallowed:
to get shot by me

dansher
August 13th, 2006, 10:25 PM
to get shot by me


what is it with you and thinking you can kill a prior?

Lord_Minister
August 13th, 2006, 10:27 PM
what is it with you and thinking you can kill a prior?
well he is kind of stupid...

dansher
August 13th, 2006, 10:29 PM
well he is kind of stupid...


yeah *mumbles as walking off* shoot a prior yeah right *shakes head* shoot a prior.

Lord_Minister
August 13th, 2006, 10:41 PM
yeah dave could try. but it would likely be the alst thing dave ever did! lol

dansher
August 13th, 2006, 10:42 PM
yeah dave could try. but it would likely be the alst thing dave ever did! lol


lol

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 10:44 PM
u guys suck

Lord_Minister
August 13th, 2006, 10:45 PM
u guys suck
We suck? Hey atleast we use proper spelling a grammer! Unlike you!

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 10:48 PM
We suck? Hey atleast we use proper spelling a grammer! Unlike you!
im too lazy to type some things out, i cant type ok

dansher
August 13th, 2006, 10:49 PM
We suck? Hey atleast we use proper spelling a grammer! Unlike you!


yeah and we are not stupid anough to try and kill a prior!! we love the priors http://boards.sonypictures.com/boards/showthread.php?t=25897

Lord_Minister
August 13th, 2006, 10:51 PM
didn't vala try to shoot a prior and the bullets just hid some kind of energy sheild?

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 10:51 PM
yeah and we are not stupid anough to try and kill a prior!! we love the priors http://boards.sonypictures.com/boards/showthread.php?t=25897
thats what the prior power disruptor is for how do u think mitchell killed the prior when he tried to kill landry, he shot the damn prior

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 10:52 PM
didn't vala try to shoot a prior and the bullets just hid some kind of energy sheild?
no he stopped him like a jedi in starwars

dansher
August 13th, 2006, 10:55 PM
thats what the prior power disruptor is for how do u think mitchell killed the prior when he tried to kill landry, he shot the damn prior


that thing didn't work for long. anyway back to it

why did the prior cross the road?

to get to the prior thunk thread \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/

http://boards.sonypictures.com/boards/showthread.php?t=25897

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 10:57 PM
that thing didn't work for long. anyway back to it

why did the prior cross the road?

to get to the prior thunk thread \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/

http://boards.sonypictures.com/boards/showthread.php?t=25897
to meet the chicken on the other side

dansher
August 13th, 2006, 11:00 PM
to meet the chicken on the other side


no to get to the prior *thunk* thread

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 11:02 PM
no to get to the prior *thunk* thread
why did the prior cross the road for the prior thunk thread

dansher
August 13th, 2006, 11:03 PM
why did the prior cross the road for the prior thunk thread


why not?

Amann
August 13th, 2006, 11:03 PM
y r pryors bald?

because they got into a fight with a lawnmower and lost

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 11:04 PM
y r pryors bald?

because they got into a fight with a lawnmower and lost
lol

why do priors hate helocoptors

Lord_Minister
August 13th, 2006, 11:05 PM
why did the prior cross the road for the prior thunk thread
because the prior thunk thread is kick ass. and they wanted to see us insult you there! lol

dansher
August 13th, 2006, 11:11 PM
because the prior thunk thread is kick ass. and they wanted to see us insult you there! lol


LMAO!!

DaveSG-3
August 13th, 2006, 11:12 PM
LMAO!!
ditto on that

SoulReaver
September 22nd, 2006, 05:11 PM
Why did the Prior cross the road?Why do you question the will of the Ori? http://img.presence-pc.com/forum/images/perso/oth.gif

Natana
October 3rd, 2006, 07:09 PM
Because he had a Prior Engagement :D

CeeKay Sheppard
October 4th, 2006, 07:34 PM
Because he had a Prior Engagement :D

*headdesk* Good one. :)

Natana
October 4th, 2006, 07:36 PM
Thanks. Always aim to please. :D

Because it was a high-Priority mission. ;)

Otera
October 5th, 2006, 03:32 AM
Because he had a Prior Engagement

*hits head on convenetly placed wall* (wonder when that wall got there?) that's Pasternak humor! like my history teacher


Because it was a high-Priority mission.
*shakes head* even though they're bad... they're punny....

Natana
October 5th, 2006, 10:35 AM
*hits head on convenetly placed wall* (wonder when that wall got there?) that's Pasternak humor! like my history teacher


*shakes head* even though they're bad... they're punny....Thank you, thank you. :)

Why did the Prior cross the road?

He didn't have his Prior-ities straight. ;)