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Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 24th, 2006, 11:06 AM
This thread is the Atlantis version of this (http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=31543) thread. The rules are basically the same execpt it is for Atlantis not SG1.

Here is a quick run through of the rules anyway.

New Rules

You can now choose between asking how or why!

Here are the rules
One person posts something Atlantis related that is fictional and asks why or how it happened eg "Mckay fell over...........why?".
Then the next poster says why it happened and asks why or how that happened. eg "because he slipped on a banana...........why?"
Then the next person answers why or how, then the next person answers why or how that happened and so on and so forth.
Make sure the next person can answer why or how. (for example do put anything like "why not.....why?" or "who cares.....why?") :P


NO SPOILERS

NO DOUBLE POSTS

Here (http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?p=5562665#post5562665) is the Dr Who version (courtesy of gatebuster64)

Hope that makes sense, I'll start

Dr Weir hurt her head.........why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 11:07 AM
because she fell...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 11:25 AM
Because Sheppard left a banana peel on the floor... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 24th, 2006, 11:28 AM
because he couldn't find a bin.....why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 11:29 AM
Because it was trash day, and the bins hadn't yet been returned... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 24th, 2006, 11:31 AM
because the trash service in the Pegasus galaxy isn't very good....why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 11:35 AM
because its run by the Wraith...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 11:36 AM
Because nobody else wants to run it... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 24th, 2006, 11:37 AM
because they are scared that they will be eaten by the wraith...why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 11:37 AM
because the wraith are scary...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 11:38 AM
Because they always bare their teeth and hiss at people... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 11:46 AM
because they're perverts...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 11:48 AM
Because they want some... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 12:05 PM
because they were raped during childhod...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 12:08 PM
Because they lived in a bad neighborhood... poor Wraithies... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 12:35 PM
because the neighborhood had a good supply of food...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 12:48 PM
No birth control... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 01:00 PM
too expensive...why?

ReganX
July 24th, 2006, 01:03 PM
The people who owned the birth control patent had lots of mouths to feed... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 01:10 PM
because there were too many people...why

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 01:11 PM
They hadn't invented birth control... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 01:13 PM
because they are too poor...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 01:19 PM
Their planet has scant resources... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 01:20 PM
because thats how TPTB wanted it...why

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 01:29 PM
Because TPTB are always looking to create tension and angst... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 01:35 PM
because it boosts the ratings, why

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 01:37 PM
Because the proper amount of tension and angst makes the story interesting... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 01:38 PM
because people like tension...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 01:38 PM
Because they don't seem to think they have enough in their own lives... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 01:41 PM
becausethey need to be locked up in a psychiatric institute...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 01:41 PM
Because PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!

...Why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 01:56 PM
because its all the Wraiths' fault...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 01:59 PM
Because Wraith enzyme is used to produce some common Earth medicines... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:01 PM
because it doesn't...why

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:02 PM
...Have some nasty side effects that other ingredients do... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:03 PM
because thats how pres. bush wanted it...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:03 PM
Why would ANYONE want medicines to have nasty side effects... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:05 PM
because some people are dumb...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:07 PM
Because stupid-genes are still present in our gene-pool... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:13 PM
because it would be easier for the ori to convert us...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:15 PM
Because the Ori are just that way... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:18 PM
because they saved money on their car insurence by converting Geico...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:19 PM
Because they have stronger wills than the guys at Geico... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:20 PM
because Geico commercials are stupid...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:21 PM
Because the people who made them weren't terribly bright... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:24 PM
because the 6 billion people intelligent people were destroyed in a world war over a naquahdah based economy...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:25 PM
Because they thought a naquadah-based economy couldn't work... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:30 PM
because only US and Russia had naquahdah...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:31 PM
Because Russia and the US didn't want to share... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:34 PM
because they're selfish...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:35 PM
Because people are just that way... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:36 PM
because its game over on the good news/ bad news thread and that made people selfinsh...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:38 PM
They don't like game overs... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:40 PM
because then the game ends...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:43 PM
Because there's nowhere to move on to... and look at that, here we are.

Dr. Heightmeyer thinks there's something wrong with Weir's head... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:47 PM
because kavanaugh decapitated it...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:48 PM
Because Kavanaugh is just that way... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:50 PM
because it entertains TPTB...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:54 PM
Because they have a sick sense of humor... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:56 PM
ecause their mothers dropped them on their heads when they were babies...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 03:01 PM
Because their mothers were rather klutzy... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 03:08 PM
because they drank alcohol...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 03:12 PM
Because they were alcoholics... why?

Major Gambit
July 24th, 2006, 05:13 PM
because beer magically heals them...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 05:41 PM
Because they have a strange mutation... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 05:50 PM
because the ancients played with their genes... why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 05:54 PM
Because Ancients think it's a Fun and Exciting pastime... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 05:56 PM
b/c there was nothing better to do... why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 05:57 PM
Because the Ancients apparently don't have ANYTHING fun to do... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:04 PM
b/c they're all eggheads... why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 06:15 PM
(Hey, being an egghead doesn't make you inheirantly dull and boring! :P)

Because they evolved that way... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:19 PM
b/c they're obsessed with science... why?

[( sorry, didn't mean to imply :p )]

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 06:21 PM
Because you can do Awesome Cool Things with the power of Science on your side... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:24 PM
b/c ppl who don;t know science think you're god... why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 06:26 PM
Because it's easy to impress someone who doesn't know much... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:28 PM
b/c they want to learn more... why?

_WraithQueen_
July 24th, 2006, 06:32 PM
because they want to be the cleavest people alive...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 06:35 PM
Because they think it makes them cool... why?

_WraithQueen_
July 24th, 2006, 06:36 PM
because it does make them cool...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 06:54 PM
Because knowing a lot of stuff makes you cool and means you can get a lot of neat shingles to decorate your wall with... why?

_WraithQueen_
July 24th, 2006, 07:06 PM
because shingles are attracted to walls that belong to people who know alot of stuff...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 07:10 PM
Because the smart people know how to take care of them properly... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 07:12 PM
Because the smart people know how to take care of them properly... why?
because they read the book concerning the subject...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 07:15 PM
Because they have an insane thirst for knowledge... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 07:18 PM
Because they have an insane thirst for knowledge... why?
because thirstin to suck the life from humans gets old...why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 07:18 PM
b/c the wraith do it... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 07:21 PM
b/c the wraith do it... why?
because they dont have a McDonalds in the pegasus Galaxy...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 07:23 PM
Because it seemed like a good idea... why?

_WraithQueen_
July 25th, 2006, 10:19 AM
Because it WAS a good idea...why?

Syera
July 25th, 2006, 10:21 AM
Because their shareholders wanted more profit... why?

_WraithQueen_
July 25th, 2006, 10:26 AM
Because shareholders always want more money... why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 10:26 AM
Because their shareholders wanted more profit... why?
because they're greedy...why?

_WraithQueen_
July 25th, 2006, 10:27 AM
Because its in their genes to be greedy..why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 10:31 AM
Because its in their genes to be greedy..why?
because they're shareholders...why:p

_WraithQueen_
July 25th, 2006, 10:39 AM
because they did a shareholder course... why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 10:41 AM
because they did a shareholder course... why?
because the SCG has a free "how to be a greedy shareholder" course...why?

_WraithQueen_
July 25th, 2006, 10:47 AM
because the SGC likes shareholders.. why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 10:56 AM
because the SGC likes shareholders.. why?
because they like to give people candy...why?

Cam_Mitchell
July 25th, 2006, 11:01 AM
Because candy tastes good why?

--Gaz--

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 11:04 AM
Because candy tastes good why?

--Gaz--
because it is a sugary treat...why?

Syera
July 25th, 2006, 11:24 AM
Because people were brainwashed into thinking sugary = tasting good... why?

_WraithQueen_
July 25th, 2006, 11:55 AM
because the brainwasher race thought it was funny.. why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 01:26 PM
because the brainwasher race thought it was funny.. why?
because they have a strange sense of humor...why?

gatebuster64
July 25th, 2006, 01:29 PM
because they were born like that...why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 01:31 PM
because they were born like that...why?
because they were dropped on their heads at birth...why>

gatebuster64
July 25th, 2006, 01:33 PM
because the umbillical cord was unattached...why?

Syera
July 25th, 2006, 03:56 PM
Because their genetic structure causes their umbilical cords to drop before birth... why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 05:54 PM
Because their genetic structure causes their umbilical cords to drop before birth... why?
because Nirrti screwwed with their genetic make-up ( how come we lways manage to get everything around to her, huh?lol)...why?

Syera
July 25th, 2006, 06:59 PM
Because Nirrti likes screwing around with makeup... why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 07:39 PM
Because Nirrti likes screwing around with makeup... why?
because Jonas wouldnt rule the world with her...why?

Syera
July 25th, 2006, 10:01 PM
Because Jonas isn't interested in ruling the world... why?

Cam_Mitchell
July 26th, 2006, 12:57 AM
Because he is a bit of a gay and couldnt handle it for more than 1 second Why?

Lokii
July 26th, 2006, 04:52 AM
Because he doesn't handle stress well... why?

Chelle DB
July 26th, 2006, 05:02 AM
Because he drinks too much coffee....why?


Cool...a new game...how fun!!!:D

Lokii
July 26th, 2006, 05:07 AM
Because he is trying be be like Daniel.. why?

penguininablender
July 26th, 2006, 06:23 AM
Because he is trying be be like Daniel.. why?
because all of us ladies love Daniel...why

Pharaoh Atem
July 26th, 2006, 06:27 AM
cuase he so sexy

why do vala and daneil get along so well??

Major Gambit
July 26th, 2006, 07:32 AM
again dude, thats not how you play

Lokii
July 26th, 2006, 07:34 AM
again dude, thats not how you play

Who?

Major Gambit
July 26th, 2006, 07:41 AM
Reynolds

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 08:06 AM
because all of us ladies love Daniel...why
Because he has bright blue eyes and bushy eyebrows... why?

Lokii
July 26th, 2006, 08:10 AM
Because makup people can do wonders.. Why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 08:21 AM
Because that's what they pay 'em for... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 26th, 2006, 11:52 AM
because they wanted to look good......why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 11:53 AM
Because they're vain... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 26th, 2006, 12:14 PM
because if people constantly tell you that you are good-looking it's gonna go to your head......why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 12:15 PM
Because it can't go to our foot... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 26th, 2006, 12:17 PM
because the foot cells kill it as soon as it gets there........why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 12:28 PM
Because the foot doesn't want to deal with all that nonsense... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 26th, 2006, 12:30 PM
because it is trying to figure out why it smells and noses run

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 12:54 PM
because it has nothing better to do...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 01:05 PM
Because the only other thing it does is run around all day... why?

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 01:15 PM
because we told it so...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 01:19 PM
So we could get wherever we were going... why?

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 01:21 PM
because we like moving...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 01:25 PM
Because we inheirited that trait from our ancestors... why?

Lilith
July 26th, 2006, 07:25 PM
b/c that's the way genetics work... why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 08:00 PM
Because when two living creatures breed, the two strands of DNA rip themselves apart and attach themselves to the half of the other strand... beautiful isn't it?

Why?

Lilith
July 26th, 2006, 08:34 PM
b/c god said so... why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 08:39 PM
Because it works! Do we need to question this further?

McKay was seen playing on a Gameboy... why?

RZN
July 26th, 2006, 08:51 PM
because he was tired of working with Zelenka...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 09:00 PM
Because Zelenka 'forgot' how to speak English... why?

RZN
July 26th, 2006, 09:07 PM
because he was attempting to make Weir go insane...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 09:09 PM
Because Weir drives him insane, baby!

Why?

RZN
July 26th, 2006, 09:23 PM
because she keeps asking him to teach her Czech...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 09:30 PM
Because she finds those Czech consonants a turn-on... why?

Lilith
July 26th, 2006, 09:42 PM
b/c she's one letter away from being Dr. Weird.... why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 09:44 PM
Because when her ancestors came to the US, the registrars put the name down wrong. (Didn't like the sound of "Viert," I suppose. :P) Why?

(I really do find those sounds... yummy. :D)

Atlantis1
July 26th, 2006, 11:36 PM
Because they couldn't spell.........why?

Lilith
July 26th, 2006, 11:41 PM
b/c they played hooky alot...why?

Atlantis1
July 26th, 2006, 11:46 PM
Because it was more fun.........why?

Lilith
July 26th, 2006, 11:50 PM
b/c school is boring.... why?

Atlantis1
July 26th, 2006, 11:56 PM
Because there school didn't have good teachers....why?

Lilith
July 27th, 2006, 12:05 AM
b/c they had a b****y, racist principal who hates kids [( or atleast that's how it is at my school )]... why?

Atlantis1
July 27th, 2006, 12:39 AM
*Steps out of thread.*

Lilith
July 27th, 2006, 12:44 AM
*Steps out of thread.*haha!! did i scare you or are you just at a loss for words?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 27th, 2006, 01:37 AM
b/c they had a b****y, racist principal who hates kids [( or atleast that's how it is at my school )]... why?
because the principal always wanted to be an actor and he turned up for an audition to be on Stargate but a black person from TPTB said he wasn't good enough to ever be an actor which crushed his dreams and he had to become a principal for money, but he absolutely hates it........why?.........phew

Major Gambit
July 27th, 2006, 05:51 AM
because principle is hard to spell than actor....why? (i dont even think i spelled it right)

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 06:33 AM
Because it has more letters and most people don't think to use a dictionary (http://www.dictionary.com)... why?

Naonak
July 27th, 2006, 06:36 AM
Because they can't be bothered... why?

Adria
July 27th, 2006, 06:38 AM
cause there where sleeping ..why

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 06:54 AM
Because they're lazy... why?

Adria
July 27th, 2006, 07:09 AM
cuse there haven't had ther breakfast yet why

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 07:21 AM
Because they won't eat breakfast before school... why?

Pharaoh Atem
July 27th, 2006, 08:03 AM
beucase there dont want to why

gatebuster64
July 27th, 2006, 08:26 AM
because they're weird...why?

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 08:56 AM
Once again, the answer is genetic defects... why?

Major Gambit
July 27th, 2006, 09:17 AM
cuz thats how mama made um.....why?

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 09:33 AM
Because that's how the instructions said to do it... why?

Atlantis1
July 27th, 2006, 02:05 PM
haha!! did i scare you or are you just at a loss for words?

Neither. I am not a racist. I could tell you about some pretty bad things in my life but I thought this was supposed to be a fun game. I guess I was wrong.

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 27th, 2006, 02:11 PM
moving on......:P

This thread has started to drift from Stargate aswell so I'm starting again with something random
REMEMBER KEEP IT STARGATE

Teyla can sing.........why?

gatebuster64
July 27th, 2006, 02:13 PM
because she took singing lessons..why?

Elles
July 27th, 2006, 02:49 PM
Because she had a traumatic childhood and felt she needed to make up for her short comings... why?

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 03:22 PM
Because she's part Mary-Sue... why?

Elles
July 27th, 2006, 04:00 PM
Because she's part Mary-Sue... why?
Just have to say I concur...

Because the writers wanted to attract a new male audience... why?

penguininablender
July 27th, 2006, 04:27 PM
Just have to say I concur...

Because the writers wanted to attract a new male audience... why?
because Rodney sure wasn't going to attract one...why?

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 04:31 PM
Because Rodney's too busy chasing female Wraith... why?

penguininablender
July 27th, 2006, 04:36 PM
Because Rodney's too busy chasing female Wraith... why?
he finds women who bare there snarling teeth and never go out in the sun attractive...why?

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 04:46 PM
He watched too many vampires movies when he was a young teen... why?

RZN
July 27th, 2006, 05:43 PM
his parents didn't let him watch romantic comedies...why?

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 05:48 PM
They thought it would rot his brains... why?

Elles
July 27th, 2006, 08:00 PM
Because they were homeschooled... why?

Pharaoh Atem
July 28th, 2006, 06:58 AM
cause there are afraid of real school why

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 28th, 2006, 07:09 AM
because Steve went to their school......why?

Pharaoh Atem
July 28th, 2006, 07:11 AM
here a wraith gotta learn to why

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 28th, 2006, 07:18 AM
because they need to design better weapons to destroy us.........why?

Pharaoh Atem
July 28th, 2006, 07:19 AM
cause we are getting better at not being destoyed why

gatebuster64
July 28th, 2006, 07:20 AM
because we got zpms...why?

Pharaoh Atem
July 28th, 2006, 07:27 AM
cause we looked hard and long for them why

xSokarx
July 28th, 2006, 07:27 AM
because they are hard to find... why?

pong
July 28th, 2006, 05:34 PM
Because nobody makes a lot of ZPMs anymore....WHY?

RZN
July 28th, 2006, 06:50 PM
because the master ZPM maker is on vacation...why

Major Gambit
July 28th, 2006, 08:39 PM
because pegasus disney land just opened....why?

Elles
July 28th, 2006, 11:44 PM
Because people are beleiving that the universe is coming to an end and are trying to enjoy Atlantis Disney Land while they can... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 29th, 2006, 02:06 AM
because if they universe does end they will never have fun again.....why?

Elles
July 29th, 2006, 06:41 PM
Because just before the universe ends, all staffs of amuesment parks will go on strike... why?

RZN
July 29th, 2006, 07:13 PM
because they want dental insurance but the Amusement park owners won't give them any...why

Elles
July 29th, 2006, 07:26 PM
Because the Bovine-Wraith sucked the life out of all the cows in the universe causing peoples teeth to rot sooner making the cost of dental plans more expensive... why?

MmmCesium
July 29th, 2006, 08:38 PM
Because the Bovine-Wraith are allied with every dentistry in Pegasus... why?

Major Gambit
July 30th, 2006, 05:24 AM
because the wraith eat too many skittles......why?

jesserella
July 30th, 2006, 08:39 AM
because skittles taste like rainbows ...... why?

RZN
July 30th, 2006, 09:46 AM
because thats how the people who make skittles want them to taste... why?

penguininablender
July 30th, 2006, 09:57 AM
because thats how the people who make skittles want them to taste... why?
because people like rainbows ( especially the rainbow sun Francks variety;) )...why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 30th, 2006, 11:58 AM
because the Ancients made them look pretty.......why?

Elles
July 30th, 2006, 01:10 PM
Because the Ancients were gay... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 30th, 2006, 01:11 PM
because they were curious....why?

Elles
July 30th, 2006, 01:16 PM
Because they spent too much time in the locker rooms during PE... why?

MmmCesium
July 30th, 2006, 05:56 PM
Because the janitor lost the keys and they were locked in there for a couple of days until the door spontaneously combusted... why?

RZN
July 30th, 2006, 07:10 PM
because a magical sorcerer made the door combust because he enjoyed blowing up doors...why?

penguininablender
July 30th, 2006, 07:32 PM
because a magical sorcerer made the door combust because he enjoyed blowing up doors...why?
because he had pyromania...why?

MmmCesium
July 30th, 2006, 07:42 PM
Because fire is less dangerous than cesium... why?

penguininablender
July 30th, 2006, 07:48 PM
Because fire is less dangerous than cesium... why?
Nobody knows, but Carter sure wasn't going to hand over her cesium...why?

MmmCesium
July 30th, 2006, 08:19 PM
Because non-ionic cesium is 78.75 USD a gram... why?

penguininablender
July 30th, 2006, 08:26 PM
Because non-ionic cesium is 78.75 USD a gram... why?
because that's how they sell it at the cesium store...why?

MmmCesium
July 30th, 2006, 08:56 PM
Because Ford isn't running the store... why?

Louis_Vuitton
July 30th, 2006, 09:32 PM
Because he's running rampid in a different galaxy...why?

Elles
July 30th, 2006, 09:56 PM
Because he never saw the "Don't Do Drugs" ads that litter the TV screen... why?

Louis_Vuitton
July 30th, 2006, 10:23 PM
because he's grandparent wouldn't let him watch t.v... why?

Elles
July 30th, 2006, 10:25 PM
Because his grandparents didn't go to college and couldn't afford a TV set at the time, Ford entertained himself by setting random pets on fire... why?

Louis_Vuitton
July 30th, 2006, 10:28 PM
because he was bullied as a young child and suffererd many mental health issues ...why?

jaffa_shol'va
July 31st, 2006, 02:31 AM
Because his granddad dropped him on his head as a baby ... Why

RZN
July 31st, 2006, 09:54 AM
because his granddad was clumsy... why

Lokii
July 31st, 2006, 10:01 AM
Because he has bad balance... why?

Elles
July 31st, 2006, 10:07 AM
Because of a rare condition afflicting his hypothalamus causing constant and irregular growth spurts... why?

jaffa_shol'va
July 31st, 2006, 05:02 PM
Because the Asgard were performing all kinds of test on him ... why

pong
July 31st, 2006, 05:53 PM
Because he responds to Wraith serum more than T'ealc...why?

starlite07
July 31st, 2006, 06:37 PM
Because Teal'c wasn't getting all his Nutrients by eating fruits and vegetables...why?

penguininablender
July 31st, 2006, 06:42 PM
Because Teal'c wasn't getting all his Nutrients by eating fruits and vegetables...why?
He was eating too many Doughnuts on stake outs...why?

Mikalotia
July 31st, 2006, 06:46 PM
Because He had never eaten them before... Why?

penguininablender
July 31st, 2006, 06:52 PM
because he is a jaffa...why?

Mikalotia
July 31st, 2006, 07:04 PM
Because a momma Jaffa and a daddy Jaffa fell in love.... Why?

RZN
July 31st, 2006, 09:15 PM
because they didn't have anything better to do...why?

Mikalotia
July 31st, 2006, 09:47 PM
because they didn't have anything better to do...why?
Because they weren't in the army... why?

Louis_Vuitton
July 31st, 2006, 10:16 PM
because they were pacifists ..why?

Mikalotia
July 31st, 2006, 10:22 PM
because they were pacifists ..why?Because their first son was killed at age 2 why??

RZN
August 1st, 2006, 10:16 AM
because they weren't very responsible... why

Louis_Vuitton
August 1st, 2006, 10:33 AM
because it was their first child and they didn't know how to handle it... why

Elles
August 1st, 2006, 11:18 AM
Because they were hopped up on sugar... why?

jesserella
August 1st, 2006, 11:23 AM
because sugar tastes good.....why?

Elles
August 1st, 2006, 11:37 AM
Because it has magical properties given to it by the late Albus Dumbledore... why?

RZN
August 1st, 2006, 11:46 AM
because he didn't feel like giving salt magical properties... why

Elles
August 1st, 2006, 11:47 AM
Because when Dumbledore was dating salt, salt cheated on him... so they've had a grudge ever since... why?

RZN
August 1st, 2006, 11:51 AM
because salt is very stubborn and always holds grudges... why

Wraith Scientist
August 2nd, 2006, 03:28 AM
Because the Hot Zone virus was giving everyone hallucinations ... why?

penguininablender
August 2nd, 2006, 07:34 PM
Because the Hot Zone virus was giving everyone hallucinations ... why?
because the stupid scientists weren't careful when watching where they were going because they were too busy playing the "prime, not prime" game...why?

padr49904
August 2nd, 2006, 09:12 PM
Cause they are nerds and need a life...Why?

Elles
August 2nd, 2006, 10:01 PM
Because no matter what marketing gimics they come up with... Life cereal will always be unspecial and nerds don't like to eat it... they instead eat granola... why?

RZN
August 3rd, 2006, 10:21 AM
because no one ever told them not to eat granola... why?

Wraith Scientist
August 3rd, 2006, 01:57 PM
Because they're too busy fighting off the Wraith ... why?

Louis_Vuitton
August 3rd, 2006, 03:01 PM
because wraith find nerd especially yummy... why?